chels
@chchchchelsie.bsky.social
she/her
likes: goats, frogs, dessert
dislikes: spiders, capitalism, ketchup
likes: goats, frogs, dessert
dislikes: spiders, capitalism, ketchup
Pinned
chels
@chchchchelsie.bsky.social
· Nov 28
The female gaze is me matching my cardigan to my underwear and my socks to my earrings
I’ve been described as supple
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’ve been described as supple
Will use ‘babe’ platonically and ‘dude’ romantically
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Will use ‘babe’ platonically and ‘dude’ romantically
Fuck capitalism forever and always
September 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Fuck capitalism forever and always
Shopping for a silverware set solely based on the shape of the little spoon
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Shopping for a silverware set solely based on the shape of the little spoon
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There's nothing more punk rock than being kind to people
July 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There's nothing more punk rock than being kind to people
K9s are the only cops that go to heaven. I don’t make the rules
June 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
K9s are the only cops that go to heaven. I don’t make the rules
Will be drinking on the 4th of July but in a liberal-big-titty-democratic-polycule-FUCK-ICE-lesbian-pickle-shot-gen-z kinda way
June 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Will be drinking on the 4th of July but in a liberal-big-titty-democratic-polycule-FUCK-ICE-lesbian-pickle-shot-gen-z kinda way
Fighting fascism by dressing slutty
June 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fighting fascism by dressing slutty
A fart is a burp that didn’t make it out in time. RIP
June 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A fart is a burp that didn’t make it out in time. RIP
We don’t like niquil we like kissing girls
May 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We don’t like niquil we like kissing girls
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at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
April 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
Eating a bowl of cereal outside makes me feel like everything might be okay for a second
April 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Eating a bowl of cereal outside makes me feel like everything might be okay for a second
Do you ever get sad that dogs don’t know what bowling is
April 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Do you ever get sad that dogs don’t know what bowling is
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Fuck the save act.
April 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fuck the save act.
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The economy is in free fall.
The markets are collapsing.
Our soldiers are dying.
Our sensitive information is being leaked over text message and gmail.
Random people are being kidnapped and sent to foreign torture prisons.
And Trump is fucking golfing.
The markets are collapsing.
Our soldiers are dying.
Our sensitive information is being leaked over text message and gmail.
Random people are being kidnapped and sent to foreign torture prisons.
And Trump is fucking golfing.
April 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The economy is in free fall.
The markets are collapsing.
Our soldiers are dying.
Our sensitive information is being leaked over text message and gmail.
Random people are being kidnapped and sent to foreign torture prisons.
And Trump is fucking golfing.
The markets are collapsing.
Our soldiers are dying.
Our sensitive information is being leaked over text message and gmail.
Random people are being kidnapped and sent to foreign torture prisons.
And Trump is fucking golfing.
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“That’s why I kept my armpit hair — for the revolution.” @chchchchelsie.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“That’s why I kept my armpit hair — for the revolution.” @chchchchelsie.bsky.social
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Art of the Deal
February 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Art of the Deal
True again
After the right amount of wine let’s do some handstands
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
True again
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
theonion.com/pentago...
theonion.com/pentago...
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All
theonion.com/pentago...
theonion.com/pentago...
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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