Èirinn
@chatwinat.bsky.social
(industrial) Athletic Trainer. Dog mom. Beach bum. LOUD, OUTSPOKEN ALLY. 🌴🥥 🐾🏖️ ⚕️
I'm not perfect, but I'm better than I used to be.
I'm not perfect, but I'm better than I used to be.
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Èirinn
@chatwinat.bsky.social
· Nov 25
As a millennial, I CANNOT call them skeets. What GenX dinkus came up with that?
That shit means "to nut" in millennial.
Ahhhhh skeet skeet, motherfucker! Ahhh skeet skeet goddamn!
Iykyk.
That shit means "to nut" in millennial.
Ahhhhh skeet skeet, motherfucker! Ahhh skeet skeet goddamn!
Iykyk.
I own this book as a single, childless, 41-year old woman. It still cracks me up.
This book came out when I was in elementary school. I saw it on the shelf and after I returned my book and came back it was gone. It was checked out the remainder of the year and I never got to read it until now... to my kid. 100% worth the wait. What a fun, weird, book.
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I own this book as a single, childless, 41-year old woman. It still cracks me up.
@kittensfordays.bsky.social I found you! This is the best!
August 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@kittensfordays.bsky.social I found you! This is the best!
First I'll be doing cartwheels down the street.
when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones
August 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
First I'll be doing cartwheels down the street.
#StateFarm commercial featuring (and correctly naming her title) #Chiefs #athletictrainer? Fuuuuuuuuck YES!
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
#StateFarm commercial featuring (and correctly naming her title) #Chiefs #athletictrainer? Fuuuuuuuuck YES!
Countdown to kickoff... And the chase for the natty! #WeAre #PennState
Holy SHIT I'm so pumped college football is back! #beerandwings #nabeertho #hotgarlicgrilled #incaseyoucare
Holy SHIT I'm so pumped college football is back! #beerandwings #nabeertho #hotgarlicgrilled #incaseyoucare
August 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Countdown to kickoff... And the chase for the natty! #WeAre #PennState
Holy SHIT I'm so pumped college football is back! #beerandwings #nabeertho #hotgarlicgrilled #incaseyoucare
Holy SHIT I'm so pumped college football is back! #beerandwings #nabeertho #hotgarlicgrilled #incaseyoucare
I'm back, y'all! #ATTwitter where ya at?!
August 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm back, y'all! #ATTwitter where ya at?!
As a millennial, I CANNOT call them skeets. What GenX dinkus came up with that?
That shit means "to nut" in millennial.
Ahhhhh skeet skeet, motherfucker! Ahhh skeet skeet goddamn!
Iykyk.
That shit means "to nut" in millennial.
Ahhhhh skeet skeet, motherfucker! Ahhh skeet skeet goddamn!
Iykyk.
November 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
As a millennial, I CANNOT call them skeets. What GenX dinkus came up with that?
That shit means "to nut" in millennial.
Ahhhhh skeet skeet, motherfucker! Ahhh skeet skeet goddamn!
Iykyk.
That shit means "to nut" in millennial.
Ahhhhh skeet skeet, motherfucker! Ahhh skeet skeet goddamn!
Iykyk.
This is why, on this particular platform, at any mention of douchebaggery is getting the fast and hard block.
Know 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 worth! 👏🏽
finally a reasonable take
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
This is why, on this particular platform, at any mention of douchebaggery is getting the fast and hard block.
#BlueSkyATs? We need a good hashtag and also a roundup of the athletic trainers. I miss my people!
November 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
#BlueSkyATs? We need a good hashtag and also a roundup of the athletic trainers. I miss my people!
So happy to have a platform again on which I can brag about doing this on November 24th. (and honestly, the water feels amazing)
November 24, 2024 at 6:46 PM
So happy to have a platform again on which I can brag about doing this on November 24th. (and honestly, the water feels amazing)
Just took this picture at the beach.
Two days before hurricane Milton, I had my beach bag hanging on the bolt at those crossbars above my head. The bolt was below shoulder level.
Milton fucked UP our coastline! In good news, the sea walls all held. 😳
Two days before hurricane Milton, I had my beach bag hanging on the bolt at those crossbars above my head. The bolt was below shoulder level.
Milton fucked UP our coastline! In good news, the sea walls all held. 😳
November 23, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Just took this picture at the beach.
Two days before hurricane Milton, I had my beach bag hanging on the bolt at those crossbars above my head. The bolt was below shoulder level.
Milton fucked UP our coastline! In good news, the sea walls all held. 😳
Two days before hurricane Milton, I had my beach bag hanging on the bolt at those crossbars above my head. The bolt was below shoulder level.
Milton fucked UP our coastline! In good news, the sea walls all held. 😳
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Let's try this again lol
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
It's me, ya girl. Antifascist, ally, outspoken w!tch. 🤪 Come say hi if you believe in science, didn't vote for a rªpist, and love sarcasm!
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
It's me, ya girl. Antifascist, ally, outspoken w!tch. 🤪 Come say hi if you believe in science, didn't vote for a rªpist, and love sarcasm!
November 22, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Let's try this again lol
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
It's me, ya girl. Antifascist, ally, outspoken w!tch. 🤪 Come say hi if you believe in science, didn't vote for a rªpist, and love sarcasm!
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
It's me, ya girl. Antifascist, ally, outspoken w!tch. 🤪 Come say hi if you believe in science, didn't vote for a rªpist, and love sarcasm!