"really demoralizing stuff...I got my girl back in Speranza she's waiting for me" might be quote of the year

Crazy detail on these but saddened Sherma didn't make the cut

Early candidate "dumbest thing". More funny than anything but really but still

That’s crazy because if my wife said the “yall can” and I looked for ten minutes for that can, she would come home and find it within 10 seconds. That’s the true power of wives who can find things that may or may not exist

I don't play, don't watch, don't have any other soccer games in the library. This game is HEAT. Simple, easy to understand control schemes that still allow for high skill ceilings. Fun and exciting gameplay that doesn't allow the team to get toxic since winning by 4 ends the match. It's great. A+++

Stanley Parable-lookin' sign right here

This whole album is so good. Is it Certified No Skips? It might actually be No Skips Certified.

I continuously love "Hey [person] do you know how this whole thing operates?" ...and the answer being something completely incorrect and off-the-wall, and Ben's immediate response being "That's right, it's Patreon!"