Chrissy
@charmanderann.bsky.social
Millenial mom in mid rise jeans
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Chrissy
@charmanderann.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Pulling over the only thing from my twitter that matters: my Gears of War movie fan cast.
Had this on a onesie for my babies. It was hilariously apt at all times.
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Had this on a onesie for my babies. It was hilariously apt at all times.
The place where I got my wedding dress fitted is a donut shop now, and I think that’s beautiful.
May 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The place where I got my wedding dress fitted is a donut shop now, and I think that’s beautiful.
My Bluesky feed almost immediately became impossible to rid of political doom and gloom. No matter how many times I click “show less like this” and how many meme aggregator accounts I block, it keeps popping back up like the fucking onion grass in my yard. Social media is so over.
April 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My Bluesky feed almost immediately became impossible to rid of political doom and gloom. No matter how many times I click “show less like this” and how many meme aggregator accounts I block, it keeps popping back up like the fucking onion grass in my yard. Social media is so over.
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
I’ve been unmoored ever since the property brothers switched which one of them had a beard.
February 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’ve been unmoored ever since the property brothers switched which one of them had a beard.
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the way Alan Cumming looked straight at the camera and said “all male” in pure disgust, I felt that
#TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitorsUS
January 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the way Alan Cumming looked straight at the camera and said “all male” in pure disgust, I felt that
#TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitorsUS
I fear there are still people out there who don’t know that ADA Barba is actually Broadway powerhouse Raul Esparza youtu.be/j8kYfPoHyos?...
Company 2007 Tony Performance: Being Alive
YouTube video by Ryan Carroccino
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January 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I fear there are still people out there who don’t know that ADA Barba is actually Broadway powerhouse Raul Esparza youtu.be/j8kYfPoHyos?...
Putting my baby to bed so I can get back to reading Fourth Wing
January 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Putting my baby to bed so I can get back to reading Fourth Wing
I live in constant fear that I’m going to lose an AirPod to an auto-flush toilet
January 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I live in constant fear that I’m going to lose an AirPod to an auto-flush toilet
I just want to read Fourth Wing and drink an irresponsibly large cherry mocha but I have a baby napping on me while my toddler inexplicably repeats “I need something.”
Also Starbucks cruelly discontinued the cherry mocha like seven years ago.
Also Starbucks cruelly discontinued the cherry mocha like seven years ago.
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just want to read Fourth Wing and drink an irresponsibly large cherry mocha but I have a baby napping on me while my toddler inexplicably repeats “I need something.”
Also Starbucks cruelly discontinued the cherry mocha like seven years ago.
Also Starbucks cruelly discontinued the cherry mocha like seven years ago.
I’m really about to start referring to two of my closest friends (who don’t know each other, but have the same name) by their last initial.
January 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m really about to start referring to two of my closest friends (who don’t know each other, but have the same name) by their last initial.
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got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"
January 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
(My husband leaves the room for 10 seconds)
Me: …
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Me: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYYYYYY
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Me: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYYYYYY
December 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
(My husband leaves the room for 10 seconds)
Me: …
Me: …
Me: …
Me: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYYYYYY
Me: …
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Me: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYYYYYY
I wish Little Nero’s pizza was real.
December 22, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I wish Little Nero’s pizza was real.
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Why does Jeff pronounce "tiramisu" like he's only seen the word written his whole life and is saying it for the first time? #Survivor47
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Why does Jeff pronounce "tiramisu" like he's only seen the word written his whole life and is saying it for the first time? #Survivor47
It’s the holiday season which means it’s time for my annual tradition of googling “how to block Apple Music from playing Pentatonix”
December 2, 2024 at 7:15 PM
It’s the holiday season which means it’s time for my annual tradition of googling “how to block Apple Music from playing Pentatonix”
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1st Place feels so good 😎
December 2, 2024 at 3:24 AM
1st Place feels so good 😎
A miracle! A LITERAL MIRACLE!!! I’d just…. I’d like to thank so many people for making this possible. My baby, for sleeping. My toddler, for sleeping. My husband, for sleeping on the floor all night…
November 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
A miracle! A LITERAL MIRACLE!!! I’d just…. I’d like to thank so many people for making this possible. My baby, for sleeping. My toddler, for sleeping. My husband, for sleeping on the floor all night…
THIS IS A SOL STAN ACCOUNT I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Teeny is all of us watching Sol walk in #survivor #survivor47
November 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
THIS IS A SOL STAN ACCOUNT I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
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November 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Lighting a prayer candle for Dead Meat to get on Bluesky 🕯️ 🙏 (I love you James A. Janisse)
November 21, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Lighting a prayer candle for Dead Meat to get on Bluesky 🕯️ 🙏 (I love you James A. Janisse)