Charlotte Squawks
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Squawks is an annual comedy stage show poking fun at Charlotte politics, pop culture, sports through satire and musical parodies. Next show is June 2025 @ Booth ...
Big thanks to Page Leggett and SouthPark Magazine
for the amazing preview/retrospective!!! Show opens NEXT THURSDAY (6/5)!!! DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?!?!?! #20thCensureySquawks
for the amazing preview/retrospective!!! Show opens NEXT THURSDAY (6/5)!!! DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?!?!?! #20thCensureySquawks
Charlotte Squawks returns for more funny business - SouthPark Magazine
Poking fun and packing the house: Charlotte Squawks has been delighting crowds — and occasionally offending the thin-skinned — for 20 years.
southparkmagazine.com
May 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Big thanks to Page Leggett and SouthPark Magazine
for the amazing preview/retrospective!!! Show opens NEXT THURSDAY (6/5)!!! DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?!?!?! #20thCensureySquawks
for the amazing preview/retrospective!!! Show opens NEXT THURSDAY (6/5)!!! DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?!?!?! #20thCensureySquawks
ATTENTION CHARLOTTEANS: The Charlotte Squawks 20 scripts have been printed!!! Please refrain from making any major news between now and June 28. Minor news is encouraged. And bad days. We need a few more bad days.
April 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
ATTENTION CHARLOTTEANS: The Charlotte Squawks 20 scripts have been printed!!! Please refrain from making any major news between now and June 28. Minor news is encouraged. And bad days. We need a few more bad days.
Damn, Squawkers! We haven't even opened ticket sales to the general public and the first seven nights are already IN THE YELLOW!?!?!?!👀👀👀 I guess we should start writing some songs...
April 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Damn, Squawkers! We haven't even opened ticket sales to the general public and the first seven nights are already IN THE YELLOW!?!?!?!👀👀👀 I guess we should start writing some songs...
20TH CENSURE-Y SQUAWKS TIX ON SALE NOW THRU THE LINK BELOW!!! Get them before sales open the the general public tomorrow!!! (Show runs June 5-28th at the Booth.)
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo
CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS
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April 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
20TH CENSURE-Y SQUAWKS TIX ON SALE NOW THRU THE LINK BELOW!!! Get them before sales open the the general public tomorrow!!! (Show runs June 5-28th at the Booth.)
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo
TICKETS ON SALE AT NOON TODAY!!!! (Sorry for the misinformation, we forgot to say we operate on Mountain Time around here...)
April 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
TICKETS ON SALE AT NOON TODAY!!!! (Sorry for the misinformation, we forgot to say we operate on Mountain Time around here...)
CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS IS BACK!!!! "20TH CENSURE-Y SQUAWKS" marks our 20th season and the runs June 5 -28 at the Booth Theater!!! And here's a special PRE-SALE link where you can BUY TICKETS starting at 10 a.m. THIS THURSDAY, APRIL 3!
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo pic.x.com/udp0clAOBP
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo pic.x.com/udp0clAOBP
CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS
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April 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS IS BACK!!!! "20TH CENSURE-Y SQUAWKS" marks our 20th season and the runs June 5 -28 at the Booth Theater!!! And here's a special PRE-SALE link where you can BUY TICKETS starting at 10 a.m. THIS THURSDAY, APRIL 3!
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo pic.x.com/udp0clAOBP
LINK: shorturl.at/DGsxo pic.x.com/udp0clAOBP
BREAKING: Wind.
March 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
BREAKING: Wind.
We are in Biff's timeline
March 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We are in Biff's timeline
Look, Elon Musk should not have our SSNs *and* large corporations should not be calling chicken nuggets "nuggs". Both can be true.
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Look, Elon Musk should not have our SSNs *and* large corporations should not be calling chicken nuggets "nuggs". Both can be true.
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Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigned after an editor rejected her sketch satirizing tech chiefs, including the Post's owner and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.
A Pulitzer winner quits 'Washington Post' after a cartoon on Bezos is killed
Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigned after an editor rejected her sketch satirizing tech chiefs, including the Post's owner and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.
www.npr.org
January 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigned after an editor rejected her sketch satirizing tech chiefs, including the Post's owner and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.
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Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends
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December 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends
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I think we would’ve won if that ref hadn’t gotten hurt.
December 2, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I think we would’ve won if that ref hadn’t gotten hurt.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
Rest in peace Alice. Best. Thanksgiving. Song. Protagonist. Ever.
Alice Brock, Restaurant Owner Made Famous by a Song, Dies at 83
Arlo Guthrie’s antiwar staple “Alice’s Restaurant” was inspired by a Thanksgiving Day visit to her diner in western Massachusetts.
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Rest in peace Alice. Best. Thanksgiving. Song. Protagonist. Ever.
Wow. WICKED is an incredibly relevant political allegory. Definitely worth checking out.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Wow. WICKED is an incredibly relevant political allegory. Definitely worth checking out.