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Charlie Vergos
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Comedian/Comedy Producer in Memphis, TN, formerly New Orleans, Chicago, Brooklyn, and earlier Memphis

Follow me for posts that deserve more than they get smh.
Sometimes stand up takes you so far off the beaten trail that Piggly Wiggly comes back from the dead
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Wow, it’s only October 25th and I’m ALREADY seeing Christmas ads for Etsy that pre-empt the video of ICE abducting the Chicago Laugh Factory’s night manager (US Citizen)
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Finally saw the plans for the new White House
October 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reposted by Charlie Vergos
Wow, crazy news today.

Anyway, here are my top eight prop bets for the Thunder-Pacers game tonight, sponsored by GambleYourEntireIRA dot com ...
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
No better way to start off the 2025–26 Grizz season than Hims ad LET’S GO!!!
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fall is Jim Croce season

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFcr...
One Less Set of Footsteps
YouTube video by Jim Croce - Topic
m.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Blue state liberals & Rural TN Trumpers

🫱🏻‍🫲🏾
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Pearl-clutching about crime in Memphis without actually caring about fixing it and validating Trump’s false premise for sending in the National Guard to stand around buying blue Powerade at the Bass Pro Pyramid
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If your city isn't being threatened by the feds, it's lame as hell
October 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
As someone who’s had to substitute teach a class without a lesson plan before, I don’t envy ICE rn.
Chicago ICE attempted to apprehend a random delivery guy, but the delivery guy’s impressive escaping skills proved to be too much for the goons
September 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Re: National Guard in Memphis-

You know all these out of town folks gonna be out here looking up “crime” on Google maps
September 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A fun thing about Memphis rn is if you just moved here for a medical rotation or TFA and own a pair of hiking boots, you could convince folks you’re the National Guard
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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i do not think americans want to live in a culture where jimmy kimmel is considered too edgy for television
September 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The more I read about this order to send the National Guard to Memphis, the more it seems like this is the plan so far:

1.) Send a press release
2.) ?????
September 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Man, I’m just trying to go about my Saturday in peace. Crazy that this dude comes from the same country as Jim Henson
September 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Denver hack: “I’m sorry, I’m still getting used to the altitude and have the spins” is a great way to get out of talking to someone with a clipboard
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m not lonely enough to be a content creator
September 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
There’s this moderate consensus among learned people rn that “no, obviously businesses shouldn’t rely entirely on AI to do people’s jobs, but it can be a useful tool to help complete tedious repetitive tasks like sending e-mails” and honestly, fuck that too… (1/2)
September 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’d have watched Get Out a third time if I could
August 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m seeing all the old ass boomers in the comment sections saying “send the National Guard to Memphis!” like yall don’t personally remember how great it turned out for the city the last time that happened
August 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Well the good news is that the prednisone I was just prescribed is distributed by EPIC pharma, llc

Rad!
August 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Late night shit: best meal before doing stand-up is a veggie burrito and a coke.

Best accessories for a long drive after the set: Starbursts regular and Burt Bacharach
August 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I’ve been listening to the Mexico episodes of the Revolutions podcast lately and am devasatingly ashamed at how excited I get every time I gain a new insight into the C Plot of Ocean’s 12
August 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Microsoft Word trying to charge me $10/month like pen and paper don’t exist go fuck yourself
August 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The shooting in NY last week confirmed my opinion that football’s great as a video game, but not as a real sport. Like, I would play the shit out of a game that follows a RB through his career and then turns into CTE San Andreas

Too many head injuries and commercial breaks for the real world tho
August 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM