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Charlie Vergos
@charlievergos.bsky.social
Comedian/Comedy Producer in Memphis, TN, formerly New Orleans, Chicago, Brooklyn, and earlier Memphis

Follow me for posts that deserve more than they get smh.
Sometimes stand up takes you so far off the beaten trail that Piggly Wiggly comes back from the dead
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Finally saw the plans for the new White House
October 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Man, I’m just trying to go about my Saturday in peace. Crazy that this dude comes from the same country as Jim Henson
September 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m seeing all the old ass boomers in the comment sections saying “send the National Guard to Memphis!” like yall don’t personally remember how great it turned out for the city the last time that happened
August 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Tennesseans: Don't California My Tennessee!!!

Also Tennesseans:
August 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m gonna be real with yall: I wouldn’t have grown this red okra if I’d known they’d look this much like dog penises
July 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m gonna be real with yall: I wouldn’t have grown this red okra if I’d know they’d look this much like dog penises
July 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Excuse me, SHAMPOO for BALD men? Um…I THINK they’re taking this transgender thing a LITTLE too far, right?

Like, what’s next? Deodorant for BALD men? Toothpaste for BALD men? Food for BALD men? lol in your dreams
July 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hey Memphis! It’s healthier for you to come have a drink and laugh with other people than doomscroll. Sam’s hilarious and this is tonight:

901tix.com/e/comedian-s...
June 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It’s kinda funny that, for the plurality of Americans, these hats are talking about the Clinton years
May 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
(Seeing all the deep dish, Italian beef, Malort takes all get taken)

“Um…uh Chicago pope changing the outside of St. Peter’s Basilica to look like this?”
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Memphis: Benny Elbows is almost 15+ hours in to his world record attempt for longest stand-up comedy set. He’s got another 24 hours left and needs 10 people to always be in the crowd. If this is something you’re down for, or frankly if you just need shelter for the night, get to the Hi Tone!
April 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Real talk. They need to stop enabling this man’s chair problem
April 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Every time Chet Holmgren misses a 3, this pops in my head
April 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This administration really is just American Liz Truss on so many levels
April 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Look, no doubt this post is a longshot:

-you gotta know the Grizz play today
-you gotta know today’s Greek Easter (even more a stretch today, since it coincides with regular Easter this year)
-you gotta know some shit about Greek Easter
-those who do will think it’s sacrilegious

The post:
April 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Every Zach Edey bucket be like
April 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Kraftwerk out here 98% done on the Cold Harbor file smh
March 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Echoing Sean Baker's battle cry, see your movies in theaters and also, see your stand-up comedy live, specifically this Wednesday in Memphis at Flyway Brewing. I honestly mean this, not just as this show's producer/feature, but as a fan of Stewart
March 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Memphis! Just a reminder that a brilliant comedian, Mandee “Katt Williams” McKelvey is headlining at Flyway Brewing tonight. If you’ve seen promos for Katt Williams around town, this is the show they’re talking about!
February 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If any Memphians who follow me on here are depressed by everything above and below this post, you have the opportunity to catch two brilliant comedians in your town in the next couple weeks. Come be in the real world!

Link to this Sat.‘s show:

901tix.com/e/comedian-m...
February 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
From the stall in a Memphis Target bathroom. I’ll repeat: I can believe Egyptians built the Pyramids, but there’s no way in hell that Americans built Grand Central Station
February 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And the secret is that actually, they have a problem
February 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can you promote shows on Blue Sky? Experiment #4:

Memphis, this is tomorrow night. It’ll be fun and if there’s not a crowd, I guess I’ll just have to go back to posting on X. Might even pay $8 this time
January 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Y’all they doing dogs in snow out here
January 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM