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Charles Bastille
@charlesbastille.bsky.social
Author of MagicLand, a 2023 Feathered Quill finalist, and Psalm of Vampires, a dark terror comedy Kirkus calls, "A fun, witty, and innovative contemporary fantasy adventure." Coming soon: Restive Souls. Join me at https://www.ruminato.com/
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December 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I know HE'S crazy. But who helped him implement this thing? I want names!
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ah, but many epics are tragic stories. Let's hope this tragic story ends up in desperation and despair for all of them.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
He's so happy!
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Methodical quest to shake up... WHAT????? Seriously, what is wrong with you people?????
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I shall rewrite for you, my sanewashing friends:

Breaking News: The Grifter in Chief was handed another opportunity to pardon a Jan 6 terrorist today as a suspect was arrested in the Jan 6 pipe bombing attempt. Step one is to prosecute and convict, sources say, and step two is for Trump to pardon.
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I had a stroke a year ago in November (the day before the election - my body knew the result before the rest of us, I guess).

MRIs are huge, loud machines that they only ask you to climb into to determine a course of action when they know you're ill. They aren't used for "preventive" anything.
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
You sanewashers want me to believe federal prosecutors from the regime that invented immigrants eating cats and dogs? I don't need to read this to know it's probably more immigration harassment. And your headline is written as if it is true. FU.
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Thank you, you too! 😊
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM