Captain Phillips has entered the chat.

I know HE'S crazy. But who helped him implement this thing? I want names!

Ah, but many epics are tragic stories. Let's hope this tragic story ends up in desperation and despair for all of them.

He's so happy!

Methodical quest to shake up... WHAT????? Seriously, what is wrong with you people?????

I shall rewrite for you, my sanewashing friends:

Breaking News: The Grifter in Chief was handed another opportunity to pardon a Jan 6 terrorist today as a suspect was arrested in the Jan 6 pipe bombing attempt. Step one is to prosecute and convict, sources say, and step two is for Trump to pardon.

I had a stroke a year ago in November (the day before the election - my body knew the result before the rest of us, I guess).

MRIs are huge, loud machines that they only ask you to climb into to determine a course of action when they know you're ill. They aren't used for "preventive" anything.

You sanewashers want me to believe federal prosecutors from the regime that invented immigrants eating cats and dogs? I don't need to read this to know it's probably more immigration harassment. And your headline is written as if it is true. FU.

Thank you, you too! 😊