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Charles Bastille
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Author of MagicLand, a 2023 Feathered Quill finalist, and Psalm of Vampires, a dark terror comedy Kirkus calls, "A fun, witty, and innovative contemporary fantasy adventure." Coming soon: Restive Souls. Join me at https://www.ruminato.com/
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Which is it man because you can’t say ‘be more normal’ back-to-back with ‘be less judgmental’ without a hint of irony because that’s just positioning yourself as cultural authority & then demanding the type of grace that by virtue of your immediately preceding statement you refuse to extend to us
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California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Me, My Film, and My Massive Brain Tumor
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Me, My Film, and My Massive Brain Tumor
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December 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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The U.S. Regime Just Declared Itself an Axis Power
The money wranglers are perfectly happy turning the world into an axis of authoritarian powers
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December 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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Discover Ruminato Fiction
Born a Savage
A messiah’s last breath in the oceans of Europa
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December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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I'm glad so many folks are excited about the Tennessee Special Election results. As an old fart, I am not so impressed. Here's why...
We Need to Talk About Trump's Neverending Wall of Approval
There should be no rejoicing for Democrats over the Tennessee Special Election
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December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Satire. Sad that I have to say this, but them's the times we live in...
Trump Announces Trumpazon Bookselling Site
This is satire. Don’t believe a word of it. Until it actually happens, which it probably will.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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If you live in Tennessee's 7th Congressional District you know what to do...
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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🔥 AL GORE: “We already have way too many subservient cowards in Congress, the last thing we need is to send another one (Van Epps 🤖) — you can make tomorrow the turning point for our country by getting out and voting for Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social .” #TN7

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December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Tomorrow is a big day for democracy. Tennessee were looking at you. @aftynbehn4tn
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December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Snuff Films for Dummies Book by Pete Hegseth
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Meet the man who created KegsBreath’s and CaligulaTrumpus’ Snuff Film.
Photo of Admiral Frank Bradley, who ordered his special forces troops to fire upon helpless victims hanging onto their boat for dear life. The text on overlaying the photo is 'Admiral Frank Kill them all Bradley' where the text of 'kill them all' is a red horror font face dripping in blood.
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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The Trump Administration protects child sex traffickers.

Where are all those outraged #QAnon #Pizzagate #Evangelicals?
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.

$53M is 575 assistant professors. Or more than thirty percent of the total number of full-time faculty at LSU.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Fuck Donald Trump for putting National Guard troops in harm's way domestically for no reason.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving, SP! 💙

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November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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There are two methods for cranberry harvest- wet method and dry method. Pictured is the ‘wet harvest’ method where the cranberry bog is flooded and the plants are shaken to dislodge the submerged berries, which float. (Fun fact: in a flooded bog the workers become high ground for the spiders.)
cranberry workers in a flooded cranberry bog surrounded by a sea of dark red berries
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Trump Has HAD IT With Kash Patel 💩
Maybe hiring a podcaster for FBI director was a bad idea
Adam Mockler's column
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Trump Has HAD IT With Kash Patel
Maybe hiring a podcaster for FBI director was a bad idea...
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November 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Title: Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends from the House of Argeadai. Image of handsome vampire sitting alone at a table containing a Thanksgiving feast.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Discover Ruminato Fiction

A MagicLand short story...
The Dragons of Sierra
Will a new menace alter the conflict between magicians and augmented humans?
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November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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#HorrorCommunity
✒️ 💀 The Art of Writing Horror Poetry
A Guide to Crafting Verse That Haunts
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The Art of Writing Horror Poetry
A Guide to Crafting Verse That Haunts
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November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Discover Ruminato Fiction

This short story is a result of a writing prompt on the Kraken Lore.
Cat Jesus and the Holy Lawn Dart
Free short story
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November 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Evaluating each point of Steve Witkoff's AI-generated Ukraine capitulation plan...
Trump to Ukraine: "To Russia with Love"
By the numbers: How the mad clown is trying to give Ukraine to Vlad Putin (profits!)
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November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM