Charles Bastille
@charlesbastille.bsky.social
Author of MagicLand, a 2023 Feathered Quill finalist, and Psalm of Vampires, a dark terror comedy Kirkus calls, "A fun, witty, and innovative contemporary fantasy adventure." Coming soon: Restive Souls. Join me at https://www.ruminato.com/
Meet the man who created KegsBreath’s and CaligulaTrumpus’ Snuff Film.
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Meet the man who created KegsBreath’s and CaligulaTrumpus’ Snuff Film.
WTH is wrong with you people? "as the administration seeks to pressure Democrats to end the shutdown."? Seriously? That's your subhead?
Why don't you just start doing TikTok videos of your editors kissing Agent Orange's boiled, crazy ass while you're at it? Might sell a few subs that way.
Why don't you just start doing TikTok videos of your editors kissing Agent Orange's boiled, crazy ass while you're at it? Might sell a few subs that way.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
WTH is wrong with you people? "as the administration seeks to pressure Democrats to end the shutdown."? Seriously? That's your subhead?
Why don't you just start doing TikTok videos of your editors kissing Agent Orange's boiled, crazy ass while you're at it? Might sell a few subs that way.
Why don't you just start doing TikTok videos of your editors kissing Agent Orange's boiled, crazy ass while you're at it? Might sell a few subs that way.
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October 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The mad clown wants us to think about “Apocalypse Now?”
Challenge Accepted.
Say hello to the Kurtz Brothers.
Challenge Accepted.
Say hello to the Kurtz Brothers.
September 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The mad clown wants us to think about “Apocalypse Now?”
Challenge Accepted.
Say hello to the Kurtz Brothers.
Challenge Accepted.
Say hello to the Kurtz Brothers.
We are now a nation of infected and non-infected.
July 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
We are now a nation of infected and non-infected.
How about a rewrite of this? Ready?
The Department of Homeland Security, headed by Kristi Noem, who had her purse stolen from her feet in a restaurant, allowed an unidentified man to approach the DHS head before (editorial laugh) discovering he was a sitting Senator.
The Department of Homeland Security, headed by Kristi Noem, who had her purse stolen from her feet in a restaurant, allowed an unidentified man to approach the DHS head before (editorial laugh) discovering he was a sitting Senator.
June 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How about a rewrite of this? Ready?
The Department of Homeland Security, headed by Kristi Noem, who had her purse stolen from her feet in a restaurant, allowed an unidentified man to approach the DHS head before (editorial laugh) discovering he was a sitting Senator.
The Department of Homeland Security, headed by Kristi Noem, who had her purse stolen from her feet in a restaurant, allowed an unidentified man to approach the DHS head before (editorial laugh) discovering he was a sitting Senator.
Gorgeous sunrise. For those who don't know geography, I've provided a helpful map
April 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gorgeous sunrise. For those who don't know geography, I've provided a helpful map
If SignalGate were a Netflix series, it would get 1/10 stars because nobody would find it remotely believable or realistic.
March 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If SignalGate were a Netflix series, it would get 1/10 stars because nobody would find it remotely believable or realistic.
You mean headlines like the kind that refer to Trump's Gaza genocide and ethnic cleansing proposals as a "Gaza Development Plan?" That kind of headline?
You want me to actually **listen** to this foul tripe?
You want me to actually **listen** to this foul tripe?
February 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You mean headlines like the kind that refer to Trump's Gaza genocide and ethnic cleansing proposals as a "Gaza Development Plan?" That kind of headline?
You want me to actually **listen** to this foul tripe?
You want me to actually **listen** to this foul tripe?
