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The Charcutereads Board
@charcutereadsboard.bsky.social
A podcast for people who like books, adaptations, and pairing books and movies like fine wine and cheese.

https://open.spotify.com/show/6Crp1QWHm7KusqGWPfMsyG?si=7HUck_p_T_aH7JU6pPBxnw
Do y'all think this pod would do better if the name wasn't three miles long. Please help my podcast network is starving.
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Howdy folks, just a brief check-in: the podcast is still on, but your stalwart host has a big family emergency to deal with right now so schedules are downright haywire. Y'all just sit tight, and hopefully we'll record in the next two weeks.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Art isn’t luxury, art is food. Art is medicine. Art is religion. Art is everything.
October 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lmfao if you noticed how long I didn't have a link to the podcast in bio, NO YOU DIDN'T
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Alright okay let's get into it, short story recs by yours truly, with links if I can get them:
Perhaps tonight I will do a little spooky short story rec thread? Perhaps we do a little short story fun?? Ya???
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Perhaps tonight I will do a little spooky short story rec thread? Perhaps we do a little short story fun?? Ya???
October 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I had the very great pleasure of meeting the very great Jane Goodall at a museum event many years ago — where she graciously signed a book for my sister, an environmental biologist. A superb human being in every sense: generous, thoughtful, and inspiring.

www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Jane Goodall, world-renowned primatologist, dies aged 91
Jane Goodall Institute says ‘tireless advocate’ for natural world died in California during US speaking tour
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October 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Also it’s funny that people chalk up the Jack sobriety timeline being off to the hotel warping time or whatever. Have you ever heard of lying
September 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The adjective "queasy" implies the existence of "quease", a substance or phenomenon which a queasy person either resembles or contains.
September 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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i'm on this!!!!
September 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I'm just really worried about the other hosts, you know?
September 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hello perverts, we're back with another episode of the Charcutereads Board Podcast! Also: incoming new PFP!! Check out the episode here, or on your podcast app of choice (YouTube coming soon, it's a little more setup than I expected).

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The Shining // Burnt Offerings (1976) by The Charcutereads Board
Alright, folks, we've had this one in the tank for a while, and we're finally on it! Today, we're reading The Shining by Stephen King, and we're watching Burnt Offerings (1976)! Follow the Pod on Blue...
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September 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Also, hey, also. Would y'all want to do maybe a book club? Maybe a readalong? Give me your thoughts. Give me your hearts. Give me your listening ears. If you don't I'll get really sad and messed up about it so get to sharing your thoughts.
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hello, cretins. We will be publishing our next episode ("The Shining" by Stephen King paired with BURNT OFFERINGS (1976)) posthaste. In the meantime, check out our back catalog! In the future, expect my two cohosts @serpentsaurus.bsky.social and @missthorn.bsky.social to do my bidding (read books)!
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Hey listeners! Our tech goblin and manager Fig has their own show, and Fern is on it! Give it a listen!
Well folks, I'm stiff as hell, but for you, another episode of Charcutereads Board, starring myself @figgums.bsky.social and @fern-on-here.bsky.social. Maybe we'll actually get the damn thing to a monthly rhythm!
September 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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i'm on a podcast!! guesting on another podcast that is, on this one i talk about much less stupid shit than usual. check it out!
Well folks, I'm stiff as hell, but for you, another episode of Charcutereads Board, starring myself @figgums.bsky.social and @fern-on-here.bsky.social. Maybe we'll actually get the damn thing to a monthly rhythm!
September 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Well folks, I'm stiff as hell, but for you, another episode of Charcutereads Board, starring myself @figgums.bsky.social and @fern-on-here.bsky.social. Maybe we'll actually get the damn thing to a monthly rhythm!
September 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Celebrated shark expert reads Jaws for the first time, learns to hate women.
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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So I finally started reading Tender is the Flesh for a certain podcast I'll be on again in October (@charcutereadsboard.bsky.social!) and I gotta say it's actually less graphic (imo) than I was expecting

Dunno what that says about me but this episode is gonna be crazy lol
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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gonna be guesting on the charcutereads board soon! keep an eye out!!
@fern-on-here.bsky.social and I have, admittedly, been planning this one for a bit, but, ya know, shit happens. Excited to hit I think our first one where both halves were both a book and film? and were both released within a few years of one another.
September 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hey folks, keep your radios turned to our channel--we are gearing up for our next episode, which will be "The Shining" by Stephen King, paired with BURNT OFFERINGS (1976). It's gonna be a blast.
September 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Guess who had to reset their password, lol. Anyway, we're back with some wonderful new cohosts and guests (many of whom will be familiar faces)!

Speaking of, have you heard this one? @alisonrobin.com joins me for a really fun convo on The Good Stuff.

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House of Leaves // Grave Encounters (2011)
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September 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Heyyyyyyy
Horrifying news: the Charcutereads podcast just might be back in business baybeeeeeey
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Well, I did say soon-ish. Just a state of the podcast address here--we have one episode in the tank, nearly ready to hit the airways, and we have one scheduled. I promise you'll get to hear my little tangents and weird pauses soon.
February 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM