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- Looking for moots ❤️🔥
- Platonic flirt? Let's give it a go!
- Alignment: Chaotic filthy
- NSFW, MDNI
- he/him, 30's, pan, ENM, married, Lefty
- 97% of the kinks, but mostly D/s, shibari, impact, and brats irl
- some political yelling may occur
- Platonic flirt? Let's give it a go!
- Alignment: Chaotic filthy
- NSFW, MDNI
- he/him, 30's, pan, ENM, married, Lefty
- 97% of the kinks, but mostly D/s, shibari, impact, and brats irl
- some political yelling may occur
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Hi I'm Skelly, (not my real name)
- always happy to chat!
- tryna be filthy
- no face Publicly
- ADHD now with medication
- Shibari, impact, DD vibes, but just...kink is freaking cool!
- 5'10, 100kg, strong! (gym is actually fun)
- handyman, renovating my house
- engineering degree (mostly unused)
- always happy to chat!
- tryna be filthy
- no face Publicly
- ADHD now with medication
- Shibari, impact, DD vibes, but just...kink is freaking cool!
- 5'10, 100kg, strong! (gym is actually fun)
- handyman, renovating my house
- engineering degree (mostly unused)
Me, almost falling off a gym machine: "any drop is a slut drop if you're a slut"
September 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Me, almost falling off a gym machine: "any drop is a slut drop if you're a slut"
Opened politics Reddit not sexy reddit in the shower (👀) and now I'm 700 words deep into writing a reply on the history of asset-stripping in local government, and how asset tax is a reasonable tool to redistribute wealth, reduce house prices and reduce the cost of running the country 😮💨
August 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Opened politics Reddit not sexy reddit in the shower (👀) and now I'm 700 words deep into writing a reply on the history of asset-stripping in local government, and how asset tax is a reasonable tool to redistribute wealth, reduce house prices and reduce the cost of running the country 😮💨
Where are you at mentally? No new pics
(Credit catswithhardhats, insta)
(Credit catswithhardhats, insta)
August 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Where are you at mentally? No new pics
(Credit catswithhardhats, insta)
(Credit catswithhardhats, insta)
A reminder that gender is a social construct, that I'm personally not fussed about what labels you feel you have to use, or have chosen. I'm gonna do my best to honor and respect those choices, but there's something more important:
You're you. I'm into that ✨ ✨✨
You're you. I'm into that ✨ ✨✨
August 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
A reminder that gender is a social construct, that I'm personally not fussed about what labels you feel you have to use, or have chosen. I'm gonna do my best to honor and respect those choices, but there's something more important:
You're you. I'm into that ✨ ✨✨
You're you. I'm into that ✨ ✨✨
Looking at my garage floor, thinking about putting hard points in it
August 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Looking at my garage floor, thinking about putting hard points in it
Am I going to a festival on Wednesday? Yes.
Am I ready to go to a festival on Wednesday? No.
I am however looking forward to not staring at my half renovated rooms, my sisyphean doer-upper of a house.
Am I ready to go to a festival on Wednesday? No.
I am however looking forward to not staring at my half renovated rooms, my sisyphean doer-upper of a house.
August 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Am I going to a festival on Wednesday? Yes.
Am I ready to go to a festival on Wednesday? No.
I am however looking forward to not staring at my half renovated rooms, my sisyphean doer-upper of a house.
Am I ready to go to a festival on Wednesday? No.
I am however looking forward to not staring at my half renovated rooms, my sisyphean doer-upper of a house.
It's been a while and summer has really dried my ropes out
August 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's been a while and summer has really dried my ropes out
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1st base: kissing
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
August 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
1st base: kissing
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
Wishing I had the fortitude to resist a little sweet treat or snackerel between meals so I could be a bit leaner. Y'all are gonna have to put up with warmth and softness with cuddles, I'm afraid
August 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Wishing I had the fortitude to resist a little sweet treat or snackerel between meals so I could be a bit leaner. Y'all are gonna have to put up with warmth and softness with cuddles, I'm afraid
Without irony, how do I arrange anonymous cash dead drops with sex workers in order to access adult content? (Age verification is the can of monster ultra left with the cash that tesco says I have to be 18 to buy)
July 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Without irony, how do I arrange anonymous cash dead drops with sex workers in order to access adult content? (Age verification is the can of monster ultra left with the cash that tesco says I have to be 18 to buy)
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ALL BOOBIES ARE GOOD BOOBIES!
July 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
ALL BOOBIES ARE GOOD BOOBIES!
Someone wearing a tailplug, wiggling their butt in the air while they rest their head on my chest making suggestive eye contact would fix me
July 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Someone wearing a tailplug, wiggling their butt in the air while they rest their head on my chest making suggestive eye contact would fix me
Taking my ADHD medicine to help me focus on a long, dull, 4h drive, but I have a drum and bass playlist and the knowledge that WW2 fighter pilots fared better when on amphetamines...
a car is driving down a dirt road next to a sign that says 20 .
ALT: a car is driving down a dirt road next to a sign that says 20 .
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July 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Taking my ADHD medicine to help me focus on a long, dull, 4h drive, but I have a drum and bass playlist and the knowledge that WW2 fighter pilots fared better when on amphetamines...
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4. I don’t know what happened to “your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay”. Stop trying to police other people’s harmless horny behavior just because you personally aren’t into it or don’t understand the appeal.
July 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
4. I don’t know what happened to “your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay”. Stop trying to police other people’s harmless horny behavior just because you personally aren’t into it or don’t understand the appeal.
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For every like, I will post one non-political opinion
July 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
For every like, I will post one non-political opinion
The B in Menty B stands for "bbq in the countryside to try to get away from it all for an evening"
July 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The B in Menty B stands for "bbq in the countryside to try to get away from it all for an evening"
Can't sleep? Blast Ben Miller band out your work van, window down, trucker cap on as you rip down the country road scenic route to the 24 supermarket, and proceed to spend an hour and a half buying £90 of ....? Stuff, I guess?
Then eat some doughnuts and then cruise it back through the night 👌👌👌
Then eat some doughnuts and then cruise it back through the night 👌👌👌
July 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can't sleep? Blast Ben Miller band out your work van, window down, trucker cap on as you rip down the country road scenic route to the 24 supermarket, and proceed to spend an hour and a half buying £90 of ....? Stuff, I guess?
Then eat some doughnuts and then cruise it back through the night 👌👌👌
Then eat some doughnuts and then cruise it back through the night 👌👌👌
This is the kind of cool British summer evening where I romanticize/fantasize about fucking outdoors in the cooling evening air, the ground still warm from the heat of the sun. The moon is out and the air feels fresh, this is sleeping under the stars weather.
July 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is the kind of cool British summer evening where I romanticize/fantasize about fucking outdoors in the cooling evening air, the ground still warm from the heat of the sun. The moon is out and the air feels fresh, this is sleeping under the stars weather.
Could I sleep? Nope.
Did I do anything productive with my extra 4h awake? Mmmaybe...
Did I indulge in a very lengthy and very enjoyable languid self care ritual? Yep.
Am I gonna be dog tired tomorrow? Absolutely!
Did I do anything productive with my extra 4h awake? Mmmaybe...
Did I indulge in a very lengthy and very enjoyable languid self care ritual? Yep.
Am I gonna be dog tired tomorrow? Absolutely!
July 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Could I sleep? Nope.
Did I do anything productive with my extra 4h awake? Mmmaybe...
Did I indulge in a very lengthy and very enjoyable languid self care ritual? Yep.
Am I gonna be dog tired tomorrow? Absolutely!
Did I do anything productive with my extra 4h awake? Mmmaybe...
Did I indulge in a very lengthy and very enjoyable languid self care ritual? Yep.
Am I gonna be dog tired tomorrow? Absolutely!
Yeah I bought white trunks/undies so when I come to wear my nice new beige linen trousers you won't see my black trunks, but like... this is some lightweight fresh airy and not very opaque fabric 😤👌
June 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah I bought white trunks/undies so when I come to wear my nice new beige linen trousers you won't see my black trunks, but like... this is some lightweight fresh airy and not very opaque fabric 😤👌
Post a picture of you that's not actually you
Credit: @catswithhardhats on insta
Credit: @catswithhardhats on insta
June 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Post a picture of you that's not actually you
Credit: @catswithhardhats on insta
Credit: @catswithhardhats on insta
PSA:
Saw these sundresses in town yesterday, and to be 1000% Crystal clear I do not care your gender, body type, hangups etc... Y'all would look hot AF wearing one. With utmost consent and respect, let me hunt you down through dappled forest glades and meadows, with every intention of ravaging you
Saw these sundresses in town yesterday, and to be 1000% Crystal clear I do not care your gender, body type, hangups etc... Y'all would look hot AF wearing one. With utmost consent and respect, let me hunt you down through dappled forest glades and meadows, with every intention of ravaging you
June 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
PSA:
Saw these sundresses in town yesterday, and to be 1000% Crystal clear I do not care your gender, body type, hangups etc... Y'all would look hot AF wearing one. With utmost consent and respect, let me hunt you down through dappled forest glades and meadows, with every intention of ravaging you
Saw these sundresses in town yesterday, and to be 1000% Crystal clear I do not care your gender, body type, hangups etc... Y'all would look hot AF wearing one. With utmost consent and respect, let me hunt you down through dappled forest glades and meadows, with every intention of ravaging you
One day I'm gonna be vaguely fit enough to be a "Hugh Jackman as wolverine in the X-Men movie from 2000" and I think that's probably gonna be when I peak
A bad reminder that posture and lighting are everything and if you see a fitness influencer, you're only ever seeing their most aesthetic moments, and not for example the three days of fish and chips they just ate being in a seaside town famous for its fish and chips
June 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
One day I'm gonna be vaguely fit enough to be a "Hugh Jackman as wolverine in the X-Men movie from 2000" and I think that's probably gonna be when I peak