Chaoticjexak (Aka Goose)
@chaoticjexak.bsky.social
I play vidya, honk at people, draw artge, field an all geese commander deck, and occasionally remember i have a youtube channel to post stuff on.
Bullfinch update: added new mutation skill tree for the halloween gamemode!
(also go support this artist oml these little guys look amazing!)
(also go support this artist oml these little guys look amazing!)
I haven't opened this app in months, i didn't expect all the notifications 🫣 hello everyone
Since you guys seemed to like my other bird griffin post, here's some recent bullfinch mini griffins 🪶
Since you guys seemed to like my other bird griffin post, here's some recent bullfinch mini griffins 🪶
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bullfinch update: added new mutation skill tree for the halloween gamemode!
(also go support this artist oml these little guys look amazing!)
(also go support this artist oml these little guys look amazing!)
Bird Update: players have discovered a funny yet dissapointing bug with the Jay class. when near certain trees, their blue plumage turns brown for some reason. we're not sure how this happened, but rest assured it will be fixed in the next patch.
A very excited Jay just hopped into your scroll...got any acorns? 🍂
📷 John Lindsey
📷 John Lindsey
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Bird Update: players have discovered a funny yet dissapointing bug with the Jay class. when near certain trees, their blue plumage turns brown for some reason. we're not sure how this happened, but rest assured it will be fixed in the next patch.
Bird update: we left the dev of the new season up to a third-party developer as a bit, and the result has turned out horribly
(joking aside folks, this fubar has potentially put us waterfowl and other avian frens at risk.)
(joking aside folks, this fubar has potentially put us waterfowl and other avian frens at risk.)
The Government has tabled 67 last-minute amendments to the Planning & Infrastructure Bill.‼️
Rushed through with little scrutiny, it’s a shambolic way to reform the planning system.
It creates confusion, sidelines science and leaves nature dangerously exposed.
(1/3)
Rushed through with little scrutiny, it’s a shambolic way to reform the planning system.
It creates confusion, sidelines science and leaves nature dangerously exposed.
(1/3)
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Bird update: we left the dev of the new season up to a third-party developer as a bit, and the result has turned out horribly
(joking aside folks, this fubar has potentially put us waterfowl and other avian frens at risk.)
(joking aside folks, this fubar has potentially put us waterfowl and other avian frens at risk.)
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon!
(wrong answers only)
post this cat for no reason
(wrong answers only)
post this cat for no reason
October 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite pokemon!
(wrong answers only)
post this cat for no reason
(wrong answers only)
post this cat for no reason
Bird update: we'll be adding the lapland skin for the bunting class in our christmas battle pass!
Lapland Buntings delight in today’s #AutumnArrivalSpotlight! ❄️
These Arctic travellers are a rare and special sight, weaving through our saltmarshes and coastal fields during their migration.
Listen for their twittering flight calls on crisp autumn mornings.
These Arctic travellers are a rare and special sight, weaving through our saltmarshes and coastal fields during their migration.
Listen for their twittering flight calls on crisp autumn mornings.
October 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Bird update: we'll be adding the lapland skin for the bunting class in our christmas battle pass!
Very Very Normal SKATE moment
Goose becomes frog | #chaoticjexak on #Twitch #skate #glitch
YouTube video by ChaoticJexak
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October 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Very Very Normal SKATE moment
Post this Pigeon for no reason
October 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Post this Pigeon for no reason
www.twitch.tv/chaoticjexak skate season 1 is here!
chaoticjexak - Twitch
Honking around at the speed of sound
www.twitch.tv
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
www.twitch.tv/chaoticjexak skate season 1 is here!
October 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Universes beyond BeamNG drive just got announced bois /s
October 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Universes beyond BeamNG drive just got announced bois /s
Seabird Update: we've noticed a common bug where the skimmer class has its foot model and hitbox shrung to 25% of normal size. we're working on it, don't worry.
There’s lots to say about black skimmers but thing to notice here is the feet, how does this bird not fall over #birds
October 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Seabird Update: we've noticed a common bug where the skimmer class has its foot model and hitbox shrung to 25% of normal size. we're working on it, don't worry.
Sparrow Update: new spawn points have been added!
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Sparrow Update: new spawn points have been added!
my fellow Birds. world dev has announced this update and I have no idea what it means.
new seasonal skin for the goose class, maybe?
unsure
new seasonal skin for the goose class, maybe?
unsure
⚠️VERY IMPORTANT BIRD UPDATE!!!!!⚠️
October 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
my fellow Birds. world dev has announced this update and I have no idea what it means.
new seasonal skin for the goose class, maybe?
unsure
new seasonal skin for the goose class, maybe?
unsure
Crow update: um..uhh..
yeah the patch notes im reading have nothing on whatever this update was supposed to be.
minion training maybe?
unsure.
lead dev please advise.
yeah the patch notes im reading have nothing on whatever this update was supposed to be.
minion training maybe?
unsure.
lead dev please advise.
Me feeding my chud son Tylenol so she can be the biggest bird nerd to plague this world
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Crow update: um..uhh..
yeah the patch notes im reading have nothing on whatever this update was supposed to be.
minion training maybe?
unsure.
lead dev please advise.
yeah the patch notes im reading have nothing on whatever this update was supposed to be.
minion training maybe?
unsure.
lead dev please advise.
Heron Update: Buffed the aquamirror clone Jutsu by reducing cooldown timer.
October 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Heron Update: Buffed the aquamirror clone Jutsu by reducing cooldown timer.
Bird Update: we've fixed the issues with the Brambling model not rendering correctly, and the class is now playable again!
Joining our #AutumnArrivalSpotlight flock today is the Brambling! 🧡
With their striking orange chests and white rumps, these gorgeous northern visitors often mingle with Chaffinches in UK woodlands and fields.
With their striking orange chests and white rumps, these gorgeous northern visitors often mingle with Chaffinches in UK woodlands and fields.
October 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Bird Update: we've fixed the issues with the Brambling model not rendering correctly, and the class is now playable again!
Goose update: new job has been added for the 'canada goose class!
we hope you enjoy this new minigame. get on that grindset, fellow waterfowl!
we hope you enjoy this new minigame. get on that grindset, fellow waterfowl!
Well that makes sense, I imagine you do need to be careful cleaning geese.
October 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Goose update: new job has been added for the 'canada goose class!
we hope you enjoy this new minigame. get on that grindset, fellow waterfowl!
we hope you enjoy this new minigame. get on that grindset, fellow waterfowl!
Goose Update: fixed existing bug where doing the 'conducting' emote causes the player to float above the water.
The others have decided to start ignoring Gary when he does his “walking on water” gag #BirdOfTheDay #geese #goose #greylag #RSPB #BurtonMere #photography #birds #birding #ukbirds #ukbirding #wildlife #nature #naturephotography #wildlifephotography #naturelovers #wirral #deeestuary #nikon #wildfowl
October 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Goose Update: fixed existing bug where doing the 'conducting' emote causes the player to float above the water.
Goose update: we have been informed about a bug with the 'decoy' ability creating an oversized entity when placed near other objects.
we will be fixing this in the next patch
we will be fixing this in the next patch
there is a goose staring aggressively into the office today. what does it want
October 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Goose update: we have been informed about a bug with the 'decoy' ability creating an oversized entity when placed near other objects.
we will be fixing this in the next patch
we will be fixing this in the next patch
Goose update: reduced the neck of the snow goose class to prevent model glitching
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Goose update: reduced the neck of the snow goose class to prevent model glitching
Goose update: area of effect of environmental hazards has been increased in 'race mode'.
October 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Goose update: area of effect of environmental hazards has been increased in 'race mode'.
Swift Update: new deep strike spawn points have been added
I need everyone to see this insane photo of chimney swifts I found on wiki
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Swift Update: new deep strike spawn points have been added
General bird Update: new class added- Golden Plover.
they generally specialise as infantry units, but their speed also makes them good scouts too.
please report any bugs
happy birding.
they generally specialise as infantry units, but their speed also makes them good scouts too.
please report any bugs
happy birding.
Golden Plovers dazzle in today’s #AutumnArrivalSpotlight. ✨
While some stay year-round, their numbers grow in winter as they’re joined by visitors from Scandinavia.
Spot them darting about in fields and estuaries.
While some stay year-round, their numbers grow in winter as they’re joined by visitors from Scandinavia.
Spot them darting about in fields and estuaries.
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
General bird Update: new class added- Golden Plover.
they generally specialise as infantry units, but their speed also makes them good scouts too.
please report any bugs
happy birding.
they generally specialise as infantry units, but their speed also makes them good scouts too.
please report any bugs
happy birding.
Pidgeon update: fixed bug that automatically sets stealth to 100% after taking the 'inconspicuous' skill
Three toes was considering eating from my hand but still a bit too shy
October 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pidgeon update: fixed bug that automatically sets stealth to 100% after taking the 'inconspicuous' skill
Goose Update: Skill tree UI has been changed to be easier to follow
Happy Goose Day! 🤩 Perfect opportunity to share my PhD research on the evolutionary history of these wonderful birds.
More details in these papers:
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
bmcecolevol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10....
frontiersinzoology.biomedcentral.com/articles/10....
#ornithology
More details in these papers:
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
bmcecolevol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10....
frontiersinzoology.biomedcentral.com/articles/10....
#ornithology
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Goose Update: Skill tree UI has been changed to be easier to follow