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chaotic cryptid 🏳️‍⚧️
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30 | They/He | Queer | Single | 18+

💉 07/04/2023 ✂️ 04/12/2024

Tip me: https://cash.app/$punkaspuck
Ok, me and who #gay #steak&blowjob
March 14, 2024 at 4:48 PM
This is me except I am a catboy and the guy doesn't have to be big and strong he just has to let me sit on his lap. ^_^
March 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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My neurodivergence is not an excuse for disobedience.

It is why I know I don't actually have to obey. I don't need an excuse for that.
March 13, 2024 at 5:49 PM
The more tips I get the more I will post too
March 14, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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Rudy is free & clean cut & sharp.
Case dismissed with a laugh from my lawyer and the judge.
I’d like to thank the great city of New York for wasting my time. 😘
I will NOT be getting a permit From the police to ✨protest the police✨.
March 8, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I haven't been on in a while sooooo....
March 8, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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NSFW folks: veiled accounts are now live. Update your app and go to Sidebar >> Moderation.

Starting next week anything SFW you’ve posted is visible on the Internet. This toggle disables Bluesky from showing anything about you to outsiders.
December 11, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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another reason to use alt text!
December 11, 2023 at 8:57 PM
That feel when you lose what work you were doing....
November 30, 2023 at 12:29 AM
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**Deep breath**

BlueSky: You should've fucking listened earlier this year. My fucking goodness, ya'll have made as bad of a reputation in Tech than the dude currently under fire for AI generating women speakers instead of hiring actual women(yes, this happened).

This is failure of moderation.
November 28, 2023 at 7:38 PM
I can't believe I got that final project finished. Biggest accomplishment against/through my ADHD In a long time.

I feel so dead. I need a back massage.
November 25, 2023 at 5:19 AM
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Tip your fucking sex workers you assholes

www.seattletimes.com/business/sex...
November 24, 2023 at 6:29 PM
fat cock Friday
November 24, 2023 at 8:11 PM
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normal functioning country
November 24, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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it's so funny when conservatives are like "the greatest generation didn't fight the nazis so their grandkids could become trannies" cause it's like who do you think were some of the first targets the nazis persecuted???
November 23, 2023 at 6:53 PM
I love seeing all of yall on here and I wanna see all of you thrive, you deserve it. 💚
November 24, 2023 at 6:27 PM
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"I realized I'd never truly fucked around. I'd listened to others fuck around. I'd read about the many ways one might fuck around. I'd even studied the impact of fucking around... But that day I set out to find out."
November 24, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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omg gay.
that’s gay. this is gay.
November 24, 2023 at 6:05 AM
So this is what I was doing Wednesday night. . .
November 24, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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oops *fever brain completely spaced*

c: natoudelatour
v: tichatnwa
November 24, 2023 at 4:13 PM