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.。.:*☆ sam
@chaoskopf.bsky.social
she/her ☼ 30+ ☼ white ☼ scorpio, infp ☼ amateur writer, book nerd, gamer girl ☼ ⟬⟭ ot⁷ stan ☼ obsessed with a pretty pale pixel vampire ♡ ☼ nsfw 🔞
i'm going to try my hand at roleplaying again, 'cause that shit got so toxic on twt that i eventually had to leave for over a year because my mental health was at an all time low. :(

hopefully starting rp on 🦋 will be able to make it fun again. i really miss creating interesting plots with ppl.
October 23, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Being a writer is just 40% procrastination, 20% looking up synonyms to words, 30% deleting paragraphs because they're not good enough and 10% imposter syndrome

#writer
October 22, 2024 at 10:26 AM
i fully believe that astarion had green eyes before he was turned into a vampire, with little specks of gold and brown around the pupils.

#astarion #bg3
October 22, 2024 at 5:27 AM
7:20am and i still haven't had a lick of sleep... insomnia is hitting hard today, but at least i can spend the hours looking at pookie.

#astarion #bg3
October 22, 2024 at 5:20 AM
it's 3am and i can't sleep because i can't stop thinking about astarion on a leash, wearing a muzzle... 🥴🙃

#astarion #bg3
October 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
absolutely breathtakingly beautiful. did not expect to be shedding a few tears tonight. 🥹
"I see you."

🎨 | #bg3 | #baldursgate3 | #astarion | #liz_art (1/2)
October 21, 2024 at 11:01 PM
i just imagined a very domestic scenario, where astarion has been asleep/meditating for centuries and suddenly finds himself in 2024.

by some miracle, he meets tav and they agree to teach him how the world works (anew).
October 21, 2024 at 10:44 PM
like... look at those gorgeous puppy dog eyes. how can you not be obsessed?

#astarion #bg3
October 21, 2024 at 10:32 PM
i swear i love this pale pixel man a completely normal amount.

#astarion #bg3
October 21, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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October 19, 2024 at 8:38 AM
happened to me one too many times for me to be allowed to laugh at this... 😅
I think my favorite period novel error is “wonton” when the author means ”wanton.” Is she a delicious soup, or is she merely horny?
October 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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i like turn-based combat specifically because i can get up off my ass mid-fight and get a sandwich to be honest
October 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Never ask a man his height*
Never ask a woman her age*

And never, ever, EVER ask an indie developer when the game is coming out.
October 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
- done
- done
- done
& done

i feel weirdly accomplished now.
By the age of 30, you should have:

- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain
October 21, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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sir, i don’t think you are allowed to say that..

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #fanart
October 20, 2024 at 5:36 PM
for months now, i've been looking at the finished first chapter for a small tavstarion fic, but i never actually felt brave enough to publish it anywhere... 🦋, do i dare..?
October 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
STOP!! if you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series! pass it on!
October 21, 2024 at 3:18 PM