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chaosdata.ce.nso.red
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@chaosdata.ce.nso.red
(he/him)
Shiny Magikarp rustler.
Collects: Pokémon, vulns, and opinions.
Hacking: JVMs, eBPF, unikernels, WASM, droids, daemons, urandom.
I do bad things with languages @ ???.

https://unspo.nso.red/
https://twitter.com/ChaosDatumz
lol, they deleted the original post, didn't botyer to announce they evacuated everyone, and then replaced the original announcement with lies
August 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i'm so sorry for your loss. this is heartbreaking. all of your little bits with marshie really helped me and i'm sure many others cope with the isolation of the pandemic. he is loved and missed.
January 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I really hope he washed that stuff off immediately after taking those photos. Godspeed metal man. 3/3
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I, for one, would not wear cosmetics from Temu, but if you're going for the ultimate pastiche of a heavy metal band, one would be behooved to obtain all of their supplies such that they were not only laced, but heavily contaminated, with heavy metals. 2/3
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
it seems like the real answer is to retroactively undo the tax cuts to claw the money back, or use the uk's surveillance state capabilities to find out who voted in the tories' elections and fine all of them with a one off fee for embezzlement. #taxcutsaretheft
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
also very interested in seeing how "readable" pnut output is given their claims, using it for obfuscation, and profiling execution for analysis/detection.
November 11, 2024 at 6:31 PM