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chaosdata.ce.nso.red
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@chaosdata.ce.nso.red
310 followers 41 following 56 posts
(he/him)
Shiny Magikarp rustler.
Collects: Pokémon, vulns, and opinions.
Hacking: JVMs, eBPF, unikernels, WASM, droids, daemons, urandom.
I do bad things with languages @ ???.

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chaosdata.ce.nso.red
lol, they deleted the original post, didn't botyer to announce they evacuated everyone, and then replaced the original announcement with lies
August 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
#thanksgemini
July 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
cuomo, this is not the flex you think it is. you're both scumbags and nyc doesn't want either of you.
July 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
the hyenas are eating the vultures.
"one big beautiful bill act" impacts SNAP, Papa Murphy's benefits from SNAP prior reductions in SNAP have impacted Papa Murphy's. "one big beautiful bill act" will be largest SNAP cut in history. therefore,could negatively impact Papa Murphy's sales.
July 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
November 7, 2024 at 7:15 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
wow that is bad advice. like compilation doesn't magically fix any of that and adds many more risks. also, any time you see someone say some variant of 'we only run trusted and verified binaries', it means they're doing it wrong. #yikes
November 5, 2024 at 5:29 PM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
the last tether is down. the tree is leaning.
January 14, 2024 at 6:08 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
#souvenirs
January 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
3 tops? how is that supposed to work?
January 14, 2024 at 3:15 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
they have breached the tree
January 14, 2024 at 3:11 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
the arbornauts are suiting up to enter the spruce #3arbornauts1tree
January 14, 2024 at 3:10 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
January 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM
chaosdata.ce.nso.red
5 minutes left until the free-for-all begins
January 14, 2024 at 2:56 AM