jtd
@chaosdata.ce.nso.red
(he/him)
Shiny Magikarp rustler.
Collects: Pokémon, vulns, and opinions.
Hacking: JVMs, eBPF, unikernels, WASM, droids, daemons, urandom.
I do bad things with languages @ ???.
https://unspo.nso.red/
https://twitter.com/ChaosDatumz
Shiny Magikarp rustler.
Collects: Pokémon, vulns, and opinions.
Hacking: JVMs, eBPF, unikernels, WASM, droids, daemons, urandom.
I do bad things with languages @ ???.
https://unspo.nso.red/
https://twitter.com/ChaosDatumz
more like bad weather & dropped murphys
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August 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
more like bad weather & dropped murphys
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cuomo, this is not the flex you think it is. you're both scumbags and nyc doesn't want either of you.
July 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
cuomo, this is not the flex you think it is. you're both scumbags and nyc doesn't want either of you.
the hyenas are eating the vultures.
July 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the hyenas are eating the vultures.
"designed by apple in baja california" #tax^Hriffavoidance
February 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"designed by apple in baja california" #tax^Hriffavoidance
much like regular clickjacking, this would propbably pair well w/ a cookie clicker clone ui
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Blog: DoubleClickjacking: A New Era of UI Redressing
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January 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
much like regular clickjacking, this would propbably pair well w/ a cookie clicker clone ui
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i'm glad someone is calling out how much of a scam "passkeys" are. honestly, part of it is bad overcomplicated design, but the other part is that it's sort of federated to hell in a lowest common denominator way that's ripe for abuse for vendor lock-in.
arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
Passkey technology is elegant, but it’s most definitely not usable security
Just in time for holiday tech-support sessions, here’s what to know about passkeys.
arstechnica.com
December 31, 2024 at 8:15 AM
i'm glad someone is calling out how much of a scam "passkeys" are. honestly, part of it is bad overcomplicated design, but the other part is that it's sort of federated to hell in a lowest common denominator way that's ripe for abuse for vendor lock-in.
arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
Putting the asshats in timeout for now. There is intelligent conversation and witty banter to be had on this subject, this list is for the inane drivel, whataboutism, double standards, and pearl clutching when the house is already on fire. The game has changed, so we adapt.
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December 2, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Putting the asshats in timeout for now. There is intelligent conversation and witty banter to be had on this subject, this list is for the inane drivel, whataboutism, double standards, and pearl clutching when the house is already on fire. The game has changed, so we adapt.
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Well this made my day. James Mickens not only thinks of everything, but absolutely commits to the bit. 1/3
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James W Mickens on LinkedIn: Sometimes, when a professor goes on sabbatical, that professor will create… | 10 comments
Sometimes, when a professor goes on sabbatical, that professor will create a great book or sculpture, or commence upon a tour of the world to propagate some… | 10 comments on LinkedIn
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December 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Well this made my day. James Mickens not only thinks of everything, but absolutely commits to the bit. 1/3
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@daniel3487234.bsky.social Dude. Fill out your profile with *something* or else all these people will block you.
December 1, 2024 at 6:44 PM
@daniel3487234.bsky.social Dude. Fill out your profile with *something* or else all these people will block you.
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My cat Larry and I are re-training and entering the world of Cybersecurity.
Larry is a piece of work. But sometimes he learns something helpful.
Here's how he remembers the difference between the Cloud Services:
#cybersecurity #cyber #cybercat #cloudinfrastructure #cloud #larry
Larry is a piece of work. But sometimes he learns something helpful.
Here's how he remembers the difference between the Cloud Services:
#cybersecurity #cyber #cybercat #cloudinfrastructure #cloud #larry
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
My cat Larry and I are re-training and entering the world of Cybersecurity.
Larry is a piece of work. But sometimes he learns something helpful.
Here's how he remembers the difference between the Cloud Services:
#cybersecurity #cyber #cybercat #cloudinfrastructure #cloud #larry
Larry is a piece of work. But sometimes he learns something helpful.
Here's how he remembers the difference between the Cloud Services:
#cybersecurity #cyber #cybercat #cloudinfrastructure #cloud #larry
@nccgroupinfosec.bsky.social are you going to change your handle to @research.nccgroup.com ? sidenote: it's sad the domain redirects now.
November 21, 2024 at 5:45 AM
@nccgroupinfosec.bsky.social are you going to change your handle to @research.nccgroup.com ? sidenote: it's sad the domain redirects now.
ai model says to immediately turn into the middle of the street, there's a shiny pidgey.
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New: the company behind Pokemon Go has announced it is using data collected by its millions of players to build an AI model that can navigate the real world, and could be used for robots. Doubt Pokemon Go players anticipated contributing data to this project www.404media.co/pokemon-go-p...
Pokémon Go Players Have Unwittingly Trained AI to Navigate the World
Niantic says it is using data generated by Pokémon Go players to create a “Large Geospatial Model” that can navigate the real world and power robots.
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November 20, 2024 at 1:42 AM
ai model says to immediately turn into the middle of the street, there's a shiny pidgey.
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remember, if the democrats wanted to win (or cared), they would have run on a platform of legalizing weed. the cynic in me says they think they benefit more from the ill effects of keeping it illegal.
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
remember, if the democrats wanted to win (or cared), they would have run on a platform of legalizing weed. the cynic in me says they think they benefit more from the ill effects of keeping it illegal.
to use the uk as a proxy, i find it odd the tories can steal so much money out to the rich as "tax cuts" it destabilised the economy, get kicked out over it, and then complain that labour is raising taxes to make up for the "black hole" shortfall that the tories' hid through fraudulent accounting.
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
to use the uk as a proxy, i find it odd the tories can steal so much money out to the rich as "tax cuts" it destabilised the economy, get kicked out over it, and then complain that labour is raising taxes to make up for the "black hole" shortfall that the tories' hid through fraudulent accounting.
in this brave new world of wasm/asm.js alikes targeting bourne shell like pnut, it is really becoming a glaring flaw that bourne shell (and by extension posix shell spec) don't support seekable fds. in other news, i think i'll dust off my ksh /dev/self/mem stack clobberer and write a blog post.
November 11, 2024 at 6:29 PM
in this brave new world of wasm/asm.js alikes targeting bourne shell like pnut, it is really becoming a glaring flaw that bourne shell (and by extension posix shell spec) don't support seekable fds. in other news, i think i'll dust off my ksh /dev/self/mem stack clobberer and write a blog post.
OH denny's is for people who've lost control of their life. waffle house is for people who've never had control of their life. ihop is for people who'd rather not be shot at a waffle house.
November 11, 2024 at 12:10 AM
OH denny's is for people who've lost control of their life. waffle house is for people who've never had control of their life. ihop is for people who'd rather not be shot at a waffle house.
after trump fires everyone employed as part of the executive branch who doesn't swear loyalty to him, even if democrats win & he allows the transfer of power, he can still just fire/cut/misdirect the secret service details of his opponents leaving them unprotected from right wing domestic terrorists
November 7, 2024 at 6:30 AM
after trump fires everyone employed as part of the executive branch who doesn't swear loyalty to him, even if democrats win & he allows the transfer of power, he can still just fire/cut/misdirect the secret service details of his opponents leaving them unprotected from right wing domestic terrorists
wow that is bad advice. like compilation doesn't magically fix any of that and adds many more risks. also, any time you see someone say some variant of 'we only run trusted and verified binaries', it means they're doing it wrong. #yikes
November 5, 2024 at 5:29 PM
wow that is bad advice. like compilation doesn't magically fix any of that and adds many more risks. also, any time you see someone say some variant of 'we only run trusted and verified binaries', it means they're doing it wrong. #yikes
teenage me: "that's a lot of damage"
current me: "wait... battle fusion has a 'when' condition on attack declaration, so zane can't activate it b/c it would miss the timing. jaden won. zane should have activated it first using turn player priority."
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current me: "wait... battle fusion has a 'when' condition on attack declaration, so zane can't activate it b/c it would miss the timing. jaden won. zane should have activated it first using turn player priority."
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One of the craziest interactions in Yu-Gi-Oh GX #anime
YouTube video by StarlingBG
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October 30, 2024 at 2:21 PM
teenage me: "that's a lot of damage"
current me: "wait... battle fusion has a 'when' condition on attack declaration, so zane can't activate it b/c it would miss the timing. jaden won. zane should have activated it first using turn player priority."
youtube.com/shorts/AkCJb...
current me: "wait... battle fusion has a 'when' condition on attack declaration, so zane can't activate it b/c it would miss the timing. jaden won. zane should have activated it first using turn player priority."
youtube.com/shorts/AkCJb...
"You can’t just make your Eurocomics American through translation and crime!"
um, that is like one of the quintessential essences of "American."
um, that is like one of the quintessential essences of "American."
October 27, 2024 at 8:39 PM
"You can’t just make your Eurocomics American through translation and crime!"
um, that is like one of the quintessential essences of "American."
um, that is like one of the quintessential essences of "American."
it feels like the risk of rogue munmaps would have been better dealt w/ via authentication tags or something that the kernel would verify before doing the operation. instead, mseal is going to cause bad memory leaks. *shrugs*
October 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM
it feels like the risk of rogue munmaps would have been better dealt w/ via authentication tags or something that the kernel would verify before doing the operation. instead, mseal is going to cause bad memory leaks. *shrugs*