Big Slick Energy
@chaosagentjd22.bsky.social
Big Slick Energy on HellscapeX. Assistant State's Attorney somewhere. Former IRS attorney. Poker degen with a wife and 3 cats.
28 Years Later is not good.
August 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
28 Years Later is not good.
If you are sitting for the bar exam this week:
You know more than you feel you do. You are prepared, and you are ready.
Good luck. Go get it.
You know more than you feel you do. You are prepared, and you are ready.
Good luck. Go get it.
July 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
If you are sitting for the bar exam this week:
You know more than you feel you do. You are prepared, and you are ready.
Good luck. Go get it.
You know more than you feel you do. You are prepared, and you are ready.
Good luck. Go get it.
Me in early May after replacing the battery in my mouse: "OK, put them in a very specific spot so you remember where they are next."
Me, today: "where the fuck is that very specific spot I put the batteries?"
Me, today: "where the fuck is that very specific spot I put the batteries?"
June 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me in early May after replacing the battery in my mouse: "OK, put them in a very specific spot so you remember where they are next."
Me, today: "where the fuck is that very specific spot I put the batteries?"
Me, today: "where the fuck is that very specific spot I put the batteries?"
HBO killing season 2 of The Penguin is an absolute travesty.
May 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
HBO killing season 2 of The Penguin is an absolute travesty.
How is it already May 2025, but also ONLY May 2025?
May 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
How is it already May 2025, but also ONLY May 2025?
TLOU is so good.
April 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
TLOU is so good.
Being a trial attorney constantly feels like no matter how much you study for an exam, you'll never feel prepared, and then arriving for the exam only to realize you studied for the wrong one.
February 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Being a trial attorney constantly feels like no matter how much you study for an exam, you'll never feel prepared, and then arriving for the exam only to realize you studied for the wrong one.
J.K. Simmons.
Name one actor whose movies you’ll watch simply because they are in them.
For me…. Evan Peters
For me…. Evan Peters
December 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
J.K. Simmons.
@briefslayer.bsky.social I finally found you! This is a great day. I hope you are well.
December 23, 2024 at 12:48 PM
@briefslayer.bsky.social I finally found you! This is a great day. I hope you are well.
I wonder what manufactured rage topic the GOP will come up with this morning to distract everyone from the Gaetz ethics report confirming everything that's been alleged about him—and probably more?
December 23, 2024 at 12:43 PM
I wonder what manufactured rage topic the GOP will come up with this morning to distract everyone from the Gaetz ethics report confirming everything that's been alleged about him—and probably more?
Some asshole bought one of those hideous iTrucks and parks it right by the door to the garage so I have to drive past that eyesore twice a day.
December 21, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Some asshole bought one of those hideous iTrucks and parks it right by the door to the garage so I have to drive past that eyesore twice a day.
Tariffs for the EU now if they don't make up for their deficit to us by buying our oil and gas.....
Sure thing, chief.
Sure thing, chief.
December 20, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Tariffs for the EU now if they don't make up for their deficit to us by buying our oil and gas.....
Sure thing, chief.
Sure thing, chief.
Why would anyone be surprised when Eric Trump literally took the money from the charity for kids with cancer to fund his lifestyle?
Trumpblicans are taking money away from kids with cancer to fund tax cuts for their billionaire benefactor Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and their cabal of criminal billionaire oligarchs.
December 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Why would anyone be surprised when Eric Trump literally took the money from the charity for kids with cancer to fund his lifestyle?
I forgot how good the first season of Fear The Walking Dead was.
December 20, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I forgot how good the first season of Fear The Walking Dead was.
I watched Joker: Folie à Deux the other day. It's not nearly as awful as people made it out to be.
Y'all made it sound like it was another Cop Rock
Y'all made it sound like it was another Cop Rock
December 17, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I watched Joker: Folie à Deux the other day. It's not nearly as awful as people made it out to be.
Y'all made it sound like it was another Cop Rock
Y'all made it sound like it was another Cop Rock
Max sentence.
December 3, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Max sentence.
Microsoft could resolve the greatest problem plaguing the corporate world if it just added an "Are You Sure You Want To Reply All" pop up button to Outlook 2025.
December 2, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Microsoft could resolve the greatest problem plaguing the corporate world if it just added an "Are You Sure You Want To Reply All" pop up button to Outlook 2025.
Trump named Kash Patel as Director of the FBI.
This is such an unserious administration
This is such an unserious administration
November 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Trump named Kash Patel as Director of the FBI.
This is such an unserious administration
This is such an unserious administration
Jared Kushner's dad is ambassador to France?
November 30, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Jared Kushner's dad is ambassador to France?
Penne alla vodka for dinner
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Penne alla vodka for dinner
What a kind thing to do for people this holiday season.
Eras Tour tix recipients announced on Sunday.
One recipient will be someone of need.
One recipient will be a great story voted by y’all.
One recipient will be selected from both X and BlueSky from a software who randomly selects a follower who interacts (like, RT, quote) with the post 👇🏾
One recipient will be someone of need.
One recipient will be a great story voted by y’all.
One recipient will be selected from both X and BlueSky from a software who randomly selects a follower who interacts (like, RT, quote) with the post 👇🏾
Im also VERY thankful to the Swifties and all the love they have shown me,,, and I wanna show some back. Thanks to @StubHub imma gift a couple pairs of tix to the Eras tour on Dec 8 in Vancouver. Not an ad,,, just paying it forward. 🙏🏾
Who would you pay it forward to and why,??
Who would you pay it forward to and why,??
November 29, 2024 at 7:06 PM
What a kind thing to do for people this holiday season.
Or... He's too stupid to understand that tarrifs aren't going to affect the illegal drug trade.
you can choose to believe Elon is too dumb to understand tariffs and/or international negotiations work or you can choose to believe he is a billionaire car company owner who benefits from tariffs on competitors’ cars made in Mexico/Canada
November 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Or... He's too stupid to understand that tarrifs aren't going to affect the illegal drug trade.
Why's Trump putting a 25% tariff on Mexico and Canada until all illegal drugs and migrants no longer come across the border if shutting down the border will solve the problem?
November 26, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Why's Trump putting a 25% tariff on Mexico and Canada until all illegal drugs and migrants no longer come across the border if shutting down the border will solve the problem?
Big Slick Energy Trivia:
Age: 50
Height: 5’9’'
Sign: Virgo
Tattoo: 11
Piercings: not anymore
Pasttimes: Poker, cooking, video games
Favorite Food: Chicken parm
Color: Black
Music: whatever is on Pandora after I've used all my skips to
Movie: N/A
Job: Assistant State’s Attorney
Age: 50
Height: 5’9’'
Sign: Virgo
Tattoo: 11
Piercings: not anymore
Pasttimes: Poker, cooking, video games
Favorite Food: Chicken parm
Color: Black
Music: whatever is on Pandora after I've used all my skips to
Movie: N/A
Job: Assistant State’s Attorney
Ennie Trivia:
Age: Over forty.
Height: 5’7’’
Sign: Yield
Tattoo: One, no.
Piercings: Ears.
Pasttimes: Writing, “research,” used to do other things.
Favorite Food: Honestly, potato.
Color: Black
Music: Give me another decade.
Movie: Ah, fuck, the Saint.
Job: Unremarkable lawyer.
Age: Over forty.
Height: 5’7’’
Sign: Yield
Tattoo: One, no.
Piercings: Ears.
Pasttimes: Writing, “research,” used to do other things.
Favorite Food: Honestly, potato.
Color: Black
Music: Give me another decade.
Movie: Ah, fuck, the Saint.
Job: Unremarkable lawyer.
Erik Trivia:
Age: 49
Height: 6’ 3”
Sign: Pisces
Tattoos: A lot
Piercings: Used to a long time ago.
Past times: reading, playing guitar and bass
Fav food: Korean
Fav color: navy blue
Music: I’m an old grunge/90’s/R.E.M. fan
Movies: I don’t really have a set one.
Job: Managing partner at a law firm
Age: 49
Height: 6’ 3”
Sign: Pisces
Tattoos: A lot
Piercings: Used to a long time ago.
Past times: reading, playing guitar and bass
Fav food: Korean
Fav color: navy blue
Music: I’m an old grunge/90’s/R.E.M. fan
Movies: I don’t really have a set one.
Job: Managing partner at a law firm
November 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Big Slick Energy Trivia:
Age: 50
Height: 5’9’'
Sign: Virgo
Tattoo: 11
Piercings: not anymore
Pasttimes: Poker, cooking, video games
Favorite Food: Chicken parm
Color: Black
Music: whatever is on Pandora after I've used all my skips to
Movie: N/A
Job: Assistant State’s Attorney
Age: 50
Height: 5’9’'
Sign: Virgo
Tattoo: 11
Piercings: not anymore
Pasttimes: Poker, cooking, video games
Favorite Food: Chicken parm
Color: Black
Music: whatever is on Pandora after I've used all my skips to
Movie: N/A
Job: Assistant State’s Attorney