Chance
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More sanctificationated and redemptified than you — with sprinkles on top!
If Oklahoma is drifting away from Christian nationalism — and thats a big “if” — who will be next?
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In Walters' wake, Oklahoma pushes back against Christian nationalism — Religion News Service
(RNS) — No Bibles in public school classrooms for now.
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October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If Oklahoma is drifting away from Christian nationalism — and thats a big “if” — who will be next?
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apple.news/AlHPDsttuQl-...
The best band you’re not listening to is Electric Six. Listen to “Dance Commander” and “Down at McDonaldz” back to back and tell me you didn’t just become a fan.
Best. Live. Shows. Ever.
Best. Live. Shows. Ever.
September 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The best band you’re not listening to is Electric Six. Listen to “Dance Commander” and “Down at McDonaldz” back to back and tell me you didn’t just become a fan.
Best. Live. Shows. Ever.
Best. Live. Shows. Ever.
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Deluze, in 1976: "All our petty fears will be organized in concert, all our petty anxieties will be harnessed to make micro fascists of us; we will be called upon to stifle...every suspicious face, every dissonant voice, in our streets, in our neighbourhoods, in our local theatres."
September 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Deluze, in 1976: "All our petty fears will be organized in concert, all our petty anxieties will be harnessed to make micro fascists of us; we will be called upon to stifle...every suspicious face, every dissonant voice, in our streets, in our neighbourhoods, in our local theatres."
And chiggers. Love and chiggers. Mainly chiggers.
September 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
And chiggers. Love and chiggers. Mainly chiggers.
I swear to gawd I watched the Packers-Eaglee game yesterday afternoon. I looked it up on Apple Sports and couldn't find it then and complained about it to my wife.
She remembers watching it too
But there it is today on today, live on TV. WTF?
#nfl
She remembers watching it too
But there it is today on today, live on TV. WTF?
#nfl
January 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I swear to gawd I watched the Packers-Eaglee game yesterday afternoon. I looked it up on Apple Sports and couldn't find it then and complained about it to my wife.
She remembers watching it too
But there it is today on today, live on TV. WTF?
#nfl
She remembers watching it too
But there it is today on today, live on TV. WTF?
#nfl
December 27, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Our son made a biblically correct angel cookie today.
Worth noting that in the original Greek version of the Bible, the angel didn't say, "Be not afraid." It more accurately translates as something like, "Please stop screaming."
Worth noting that in the original Greek version of the Bible, the angel didn't say, "Be not afraid." It more accurately translates as something like, "Please stop screaming."
December 25, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Our son made a biblically correct angel cookie today.
Worth noting that in the original Greek version of the Bible, the angel didn't say, "Be not afraid." It more accurately translates as something like, "Please stop screaming."
Worth noting that in the original Greek version of the Bible, the angel didn't say, "Be not afraid." It more accurately translates as something like, "Please stop screaming."
If I don't get a magic pony for Christmas tomorrow, you're all fired.
December 25, 2024 at 3:40 AM
If I don't get a magic pony for Christmas tomorrow, you're all fired.
The question right now isn't whether Trump is going to try to get away with with some toxic bullshit but how much of it he's going to be able to get away with.
But that's a small comfort.
But that's a small comfort.
December 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The question right now isn't whether Trump is going to try to get away with with some toxic bullshit but how much of it he's going to be able to get away with.
But that's a small comfort.
But that's a small comfort.
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Michael Steele bringing it this morning saying that once Trump uses the military in his deportation effort he'll more easily use it for all manner of other things.
December 15, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Michael Steele bringing it this morning saying that once Trump uses the military in his deportation effort he'll more easily use it for all manner of other things.
My kingdom for an edit button.
December 14, 2024 at 5:36 PM
My kingdom for an edit button.
If you were going to recommend only one book on #nonviolence, what would it be?
December 12, 2024 at 3:43 AM
If you were going to recommend only one book on #nonviolence, what would it be?
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The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.
So thankful today for the Wimberly School of Religion at Oklahoma City University for giving me a safe, affirming space to deconstruct.
December 8, 2024 at 9:48 PM
So thankful today for the Wimberly School of Religion at Oklahoma City University for giving me a safe, affirming space to deconstruct.
Well, I’ve gone and done it.
iPhones (10 years) > Pixels (10+ years) > new iPhone (last night)
Goodbye, Pixel Fold. I grew to hate you.
iPhones (10 years) > Pixels (10+ years) > new iPhone (last night)
Goodbye, Pixel Fold. I grew to hate you.
December 7, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Well, I’ve gone and done it.
iPhones (10 years) > Pixels (10+ years) > new iPhone (last night)
Goodbye, Pixel Fold. I grew to hate you.
iPhones (10 years) > Pixels (10+ years) > new iPhone (last night)
Goodbye, Pixel Fold. I grew to hate you.
I haven't known what day of the week it is all week.
December 4, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I haven't known what day of the week it is all week.
For once I would like to wake up without a deafening ringing in my ears.
December 3, 2024 at 1:24 PM
For once I would like to wake up without a deafening ringing in my ears.
Hal Lindsay has as much to do with the hard right slide of evangelicalism as any other prominent evangelical leader.
This is not a compliment.
This is not a compliment.
Hal Lindsey, popularizer of premillennial dispensationalism in the late 20th century has died. A towering figure in ithe 70s who shaped #JesusMusic and then #CCM in profound ways: www.christianitytoday.com/2024/11/died...
Died: ‘Late Great Planet Earth’ Author Hal Lindsey - Christianity Today
Hal Lindsey, who popularized end times theology by connecting biblical prophecy to current and near-future events, died on November 25 at the age of 95. Lindsey became a household name in America in t...
www.christianitytoday.com
November 30, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Hal Lindsay has as much to do with the hard right slide of evangelicalism as any other prominent evangelical leader.
This is not a compliment.
This is not a compliment.
I'm not helping bake cookies right now, but I /am/ cookie making adjacent.
November 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I'm not helping bake cookies right now, but I /am/ cookie making adjacent.
There's a reason there's paisley inside my $35 machine washable Amazon blazer. It's because I'm so damn fancy.
November 30, 2024 at 1:43 AM
There's a reason there's paisley inside my $35 machine washable Amazon blazer. It's because I'm so damn fancy.
Aren't cheezits and goldfish crackers the same thing, just that one is even worse than the other?
November 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Aren't cheezits and goldfish crackers the same thing, just that one is even worse than the other?
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RIP to the dude who made Waking up after your parents left the house interesting(iykyk).
Hal Lindsey, popularizer of premillennial dispensationalism in the late 20th century has died. A towering figure in ithe 70s who shaped #JesusMusic and then #CCM in profound ways: www.christianitytoday.com/2024/11/died...
Died: ‘Late Great Planet Earth’ Author Hal Lindsey - Christianity Today
Hal Lindsey, who popularized end times theology by connecting biblical prophecy to current and near-future events, died on November 25 at the age of 95. Lindsey became a household name in America in t...
www.christianitytoday.com
November 28, 2024 at 6:49 PM
RIP to the dude who made Waking up after your parents left the house interesting(iykyk).