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@champagne.bsky.social
Orchestral flautist, insurance lady, bourbon drinking golfer who loves Midsommar
I’d rather be doing this on the treadmill.
March 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’d rather be doing this on the treadmill.
Oh god I’m drunk, bitches.
January 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh god I’m drunk, bitches.
Traveling home tomorrow after my longest vacation since 2015… but I leave again very soon. Bitches.
January 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Traveling home tomorrow after my longest vacation since 2015… but I leave again very soon. Bitches.
Flexing my bruise, bitches.
January 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Flexing my bruise, bitches.
2nd annual tattoo addition, bitches.
January 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
2nd annual tattoo addition, bitches.
Stretch your friends out, bitches.
January 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Stretch your friends out, bitches.
Catching tees in titties, bitches.
January 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Catching tees in titties, bitches.
Went on a run, bitches.
January 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Went on a run, bitches.
Dinner eaten, 18 breakfast sandwiches and 18 sandwiches made, bitches.
January 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dinner eaten, 18 breakfast sandwiches and 18 sandwiches made, bitches.
Finally landing in Tampa, bitches.
January 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Finally landing in Tampa, bitches.
Cool views before boarding, bitches.
January 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cool views before boarding, bitches.
9.5 days of vacation, bitches.
January 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
9.5 days of vacation, bitches.
“Hey, you home later? I have something to drop off for you.”
My friends are the best.
My friends are the best.
January 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Hey, you home later? I have something to drop off for you.”
My friends are the best.
My friends are the best.
The next adventure of our exotic meat group is zebra on Saturday, but since it’s so expensive, we are only doing two zebra meat dishes (meatloaf and sliders).
I am going to take an adventure in making this masterpiece, instead. I just want it to look like there was an effort.
I am going to take an adventure in making this masterpiece, instead. I just want it to look like there was an effort.
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
The next adventure of our exotic meat group is zebra on Saturday, but since it’s so expensive, we are only doing two zebra meat dishes (meatloaf and sliders).
I am going to take an adventure in making this masterpiece, instead. I just want it to look like there was an effort.
I am going to take an adventure in making this masterpiece, instead. I just want it to look like there was an effort.
Everyone looks cold back home though.
December 7, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Everyone looks cold back home though.
Couldn’t pass up the 71% off, perfect post-Cancun delivery.
November 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Couldn’t pass up the 71% off, perfect post-Cancun delivery.