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Orchestral flautist, insurance lady, bourbon drinking golfer who loves Midsommar
Let’s fucking go.
October 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Victory Friday is the best. You mean I get to fully enjoy my weekend without football anxiety? Truly blessed.
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Feeling like 15# isn’t enough.
September 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Go Bills.
September 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Canadian stag & does are the wildest and simultaneously Canadian thing I’ve attended. Why is it 12:30am and I’m still drinking?
May 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I definitely did not have “my boyfriend becomes a Chappell Roan fan” on my bingo card, but here we are.

Now, which ska band is going to do some covers first?
March 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Got 5 miles into the 10 mile warmup before the race and almost threw up 3x because the post nasal drip was so bad. Bailed on the rest of the run including the Shamrock Run.

Came home and 5 hours later nailed 12.65 mile with 24 minutes at 3%, 9 minutes at 5% and 9 minutes at 7% in the middle.
I’d rather be doing this on the treadmill.
March 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It’s really not great on the roads and sidewalks.
March 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You too! I’ll look for you but am not planning to stick around for the after party 🥶
March 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oh no. I tried to convince my cousin we should bail and just do our respective long runs on the treadmill but here I am going to buffalo to still do it like a weenie.
March 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’d rather be doing this on the treadmill.
March 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I must be insane because I’ve become the type of marathoner that would rather do 3 hours on a treadmill after work tonight than my long run tomorrow, with people, finishing with the Shamrock Run.
February 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have been delayed by 30-45 minutes but never had to reroute an entire trip. And more often than not, I’ve still arrived on time despite the slight delays.
February 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I never have an issue flying Southwest, but man... Other airlines are such a struggle.

Missing tonight’s reservation at Cochon but have rebooked for lunch tomorrow because I’ll be damned if I can’t get there once this trip.
February 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Never
February 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
idk like 9/????
February 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you want a fantastic Friday evening, put on a 90s power hour video on YouTube.
February 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I should have done 4 squares and then opted for .5 later.
February 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Thank god you didn’t try to play this Saturday night while we’re looking at faces in the fireplace.
February 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Booked the sim online at the Dome for 5-8 Super Bowl Sunday to specifically avoid the Super Bowl. Got a call that they close at 6pm. I said “bummer, we are trying to avoid watching the Super Bowl this year,” and the response was “so are we, that’s why we’re closing.”
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February 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Received a compliment on my appearance, followed by “well, before that I never saw you with makeup… or not in golf clothes…”

Thank god I’m not dating anymore.
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Pfft, bitches.
January 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Okay… and?
January 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Booooo
January 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh god I’m drunk, bitches.
January 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM