B🍾
@champagne.bsky.social
Orchestral flautist, insurance lady, bourbon drinking golfer who loves Midsommar
Victory Friday is the best. You mean I get to fully enjoy my weekend without football anxiety? Truly blessed.
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Victory Friday is the best. You mean I get to fully enjoy my weekend without football anxiety? Truly blessed.
Canadian stag & does are the wildest and simultaneously Canadian thing I’ve attended. Why is it 12:30am and I’m still drinking?
May 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Canadian stag & does are the wildest and simultaneously Canadian thing I’ve attended. Why is it 12:30am and I’m still drinking?
I definitely did not have “my boyfriend becomes a Chappell Roan fan” on my bingo card, but here we are.
Now, which ska band is going to do some covers first?
Now, which ska band is going to do some covers first?
March 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I definitely did not have “my boyfriend becomes a Chappell Roan fan” on my bingo card, but here we are.
Now, which ska band is going to do some covers first?
Now, which ska band is going to do some covers first?
Got 5 miles into the 10 mile warmup before the race and almost threw up 3x because the post nasal drip was so bad. Bailed on the rest of the run including the Shamrock Run.
Came home and 5 hours later nailed 12.65 mile with 24 minutes at 3%, 9 minutes at 5% and 9 minutes at 7% in the middle.
Came home and 5 hours later nailed 12.65 mile with 24 minutes at 3%, 9 minutes at 5% and 9 minutes at 7% in the middle.
March 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Got 5 miles into the 10 mile warmup before the race and almost threw up 3x because the post nasal drip was so bad. Bailed on the rest of the run including the Shamrock Run.
Came home and 5 hours later nailed 12.65 mile with 24 minutes at 3%, 9 minutes at 5% and 9 minutes at 7% in the middle.
Came home and 5 hours later nailed 12.65 mile with 24 minutes at 3%, 9 minutes at 5% and 9 minutes at 7% in the middle.
I’d rather be doing this on the treadmill.
March 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’d rather be doing this on the treadmill.
I must be insane because I’ve become the type of marathoner that would rather do 3 hours on a treadmill after work tonight than my long run tomorrow, with people, finishing with the Shamrock Run.
February 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I must be insane because I’ve become the type of marathoner that would rather do 3 hours on a treadmill after work tonight than my long run tomorrow, with people, finishing with the Shamrock Run.
I never have an issue flying Southwest, but man... Other airlines are such a struggle.
Missing tonight’s reservation at Cochon but have rebooked for lunch tomorrow because I’ll be damned if I can’t get there once this trip.
Missing tonight’s reservation at Cochon but have rebooked for lunch tomorrow because I’ll be damned if I can’t get there once this trip.
February 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I never have an issue flying Southwest, but man... Other airlines are such a struggle.
Missing tonight’s reservation at Cochon but have rebooked for lunch tomorrow because I’ll be damned if I can’t get there once this trip.
Missing tonight’s reservation at Cochon but have rebooked for lunch tomorrow because I’ll be damned if I can’t get there once this trip.
If you want a fantastic Friday evening, put on a 90s power hour video on YouTube.
February 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If you want a fantastic Friday evening, put on a 90s power hour video on YouTube.
Booked the sim online at the Dome for 5-8 Super Bowl Sunday to specifically avoid the Super Bowl. Got a call that they close at 6pm. I said “bummer, we are trying to avoid watching the Super Bowl this year,” and the response was “so are we, that’s why we’re closing.”
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February 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Booked the sim online at the Dome for 5-8 Super Bowl Sunday to specifically avoid the Super Bowl. Got a call that they close at 6pm. I said “bummer, we are trying to avoid watching the Super Bowl this year,” and the response was “so are we, that’s why we’re closing.”
Received a compliment on my appearance, followed by “well, before that I never saw you with makeup… or not in golf clothes…”
Thank god I’m not dating anymore.
Thank god I’m not dating anymore.
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Received a compliment on my appearance, followed by “well, before that I never saw you with makeup… or not in golf clothes…”
Thank god I’m not dating anymore.
Thank god I’m not dating anymore.
Traveling home tomorrow after my longest vacation since 2015… but I leave again very soon. Bitches.
January 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Traveling home tomorrow after my longest vacation since 2015… but I leave again very soon. Bitches.
9.5 days of vacation, bitches.
January 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
9.5 days of vacation, bitches.
Knowing I’ll be golfing in Tampa for the next 10 days, I set out for this week’s longish run today but I am still so dehydrated from this weekend I didn’t last more than 25 minutes on the treadmill and 15 on the bike.
Now I’m eating pizza logs because I’m frustrated which is doing me no favors.
Now I’m eating pizza logs because I’m frustrated which is doing me no favors.
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January 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Knowing I’ll be golfing in Tampa for the next 10 days, I set out for this week’s longish run today but I am still so dehydrated from this weekend I didn’t last more than 25 minutes on the treadmill and 15 on the bike.
Now I’m eating pizza logs because I’m frustrated which is doing me no favors.
Now I’m eating pizza logs because I’m frustrated which is doing me no favors.
“Hey, you home later? I have something to drop off for you.”
My friends are the best.
My friends are the best.
January 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Hey, you home later? I have something to drop off for you.”
My friends are the best.
My friends are the best.
“Do you live in Tonawanda?”
“Close, technically Wheatfield, why?”
“I could tell as soon as you spoke with that accent.”
Ok, Canadians. So-re.
“Close, technically Wheatfield, why?”
“I could tell as soon as you spoke with that accent.”
Ok, Canadians. So-re.
December 19, 2024 at 5:16 AM
“Do you live in Tonawanda?”
“Close, technically Wheatfield, why?”
“I could tell as soon as you spoke with that accent.”
Ok, Canadians. So-re.
“Close, technically Wheatfield, why?”
“I could tell as soon as you spoke with that accent.”
Ok, Canadians. So-re.
The next adventure of our exotic meat group is zebra on Saturday, but since it’s so expensive, we are only doing two zebra meat dishes (meatloaf and sliders).
I am going to take an adventure in making this masterpiece, instead. I just want it to look like there was an effort.
I am going to take an adventure in making this masterpiece, instead. I just want it to look like there was an effort.
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
The next adventure of our exotic meat group is zebra on Saturday, but since it’s so expensive, we are only doing two zebra meat dishes (meatloaf and sliders).
I am going to take an adventure in making this masterpiece, instead. I just want it to look like there was an effort.
I am going to take an adventure in making this masterpiece, instead. I just want it to look like there was an effort.
Everyone looks cold back home though.
December 7, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Everyone looks cold back home though.
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Constantly being asked in depression screenings if I’m still able to enjoy my favorite activities and I’m like no but it’s not my fault no one in that building knows how to run a hockey team
December 4, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Constantly being asked in depression screenings if I’m still able to enjoy my favorite activities and I’m like no but it’s not my fault no one in that building knows how to run a hockey team
I loved the Allen throw/catch TD and I keep watching it because it’s awesome… but still can’t believe they didn’t blow that dead.
December 2, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I loved the Allen throw/catch TD and I keep watching it because it’s awesome… but still can’t believe they didn’t blow that dead.
I feel so spoiled being here at week 13 (for another year in a row) without doing mental gymnastics to find a way for the Bills to make the playoffs.
December 2, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I feel so spoiled being here at week 13 (for another year in a row) without doing mental gymnastics to find a way for the Bills to make the playoffs.