Chairman Trout
@chairmantrout.bsky.social
Was an Ape, now a fish.
I love you, stupid.
He/Him
I love you, stupid.
He/Him
I work in an auto shop and I dislike organized religion, football, capitalism and the USA. It's going about as well as could be expected
June 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I work in an auto shop and I dislike organized religion, football, capitalism and the USA. It's going about as well as could be expected
Now I'm seeing a generated muppet style images.
Make the puppets you soulless cowards.
Make the puppets you soulless cowards.
April 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Now I'm seeing a generated muppet style images.
Make the puppets you soulless cowards.
Make the puppets you soulless cowards.
So long winter, you raggedy bitch
March 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So long winter, you raggedy bitch
Fried dough rules
March 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Fried dough rules
Subsisting completely off of products advertised on podcasts
March 18, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Subsisting completely off of products advertised on podcasts
Can't wait to turn food and drink into poop and pee tomorrow
March 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Can't wait to turn food and drink into poop and pee tomorrow
I love a song about an unusually large man and his exploits
March 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I love a song about an unusually large man and his exploits
Awh shiet I got distracted and it's suddenly 4 AM. Again.
March 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Awh shiet I got distracted and it's suddenly 4 AM. Again.
The Nazis were defeated by phone banking and petitions right? We should be fine.
March 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Nazis were defeated by phone banking and petitions right? We should be fine.
Sometimes I will open this app, start typing, then delete it all and think about buying a journal instead. Doing my part to help us all know less about each other.
March 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sometimes I will open this app, start typing, then delete it all and think about buying a journal instead. Doing my part to help us all know less about each other.
You know what? He is a jabroni, and more people should say it
March 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
You know what? He is a jabroni, and more people should say it
Are you guys OK?
March 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Are you guys OK?
Customers are the lowest form of life, filthy creatures
March 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Customers are the lowest form of life, filthy creatures
I don't need a vacation, I need this
March 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I don't need a vacation, I need this
No group is the absolute arbiter of objective truth, except of course the people who agree with me
March 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
No group is the absolute arbiter of objective truth, except of course the people who agree with me
CCaaS (Climate Collapse as a Service)
February 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
CCaaS (Climate Collapse as a Service)
It kinda sucks that everything is bullshit, you know?
February 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It kinda sucks that everything is bullshit, you know?
Watching the dude from Sliders Terrorize the girl from Bridge to Terabithia
February 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Watching the dude from Sliders Terrorize the girl from Bridge to Terabithia
I can't remember the last time I saw a flag at half mast and knew what specific things it was for without looking it up
February 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I can't remember the last time I saw a flag at half mast and knew what specific things it was for without looking it up
I also fall asleep on the couch a lot
I don't know how other people are coping but I've been getting large colorful tattoos of macabre and ugly things and it's going pretty well so far
February 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I also fall asleep on the couch a lot
I don't know how other people are coping but I've been getting large colorful tattoos of macabre and ugly things and it's going pretty well so far
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don't know how other people are coping but I've been getting large colorful tattoos of macabre and ugly things and it's going pretty well so far
I gotta be real about this: sometimes when I say "gg" the "g" wasn't all that "g"
February 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I gotta be real about this: sometimes when I say "gg" the "g" wasn't all that "g"
Many of the things I enjoy are objectively bad and I've come to peace with that
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Many of the things I enjoy are objectively bad and I've come to peace with that
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Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
Reposted by Chairman Trout
