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Chairman Trout
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Was an Ape, now a fish.

I love you, stupid.

He/Him
I don't need a vacation, I need this
March 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Watching the dude from Sliders Terrorize the girl from Bridge to Terabithia
February 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Out lookin for some of that
February 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Took me 25 years to realize this is foreshadowing. Fuck I'm dumb lol
December 9, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Starting off December right

NW:
December 2, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Just watched Goodnight Mommy (2014), dang those Germans go hard in their horror flicks
November 23, 2024 at 9:43 AM
NW:
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 AM
I asked God for a sign but I don't know if I'm strong enough to do what is asked of me
November 5, 2023 at 1:48 PM
NW: Damn good time, every time
October 26, 2023 at 1:44 AM
The speaker of the house does not need to be a member of Congress
October 23, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Tonight was cosmic horror of the future.

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."
October 20, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Cosmic horror nights continues:
October 19, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Now watching: my personal favorite cosmic horror film
October 17, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy (not a selfie)
October 17, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Night 14: This is an all timer, highly recommend it.
October 15, 2023 at 1:59 AM
I watched this movie with my wife the first day we were officially dating, and we watch it on that anniversary every year.

Don't look at me like that, you live your life and I'll live mine.
October 13, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Got a job and forgot to post October Horror, here's the archive: all solid watches imho
October 13, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Uh oh
October 13, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Day 8, it's Body Horror Sunday!

Brundlefly forever
October 8, 2023 at 6:30 PM
"I'm living in a womb of reefer man, lemme alone."
October 7, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Getting groovy with a Bruce Campbell classic!
October 7, 2023 at 6:55 PM
WWJD ( What Would Jangers Do?)
October 7, 2023 at 5:48 PM
Integrating suggestions from my spooky ass wife, it's Cabin Horror Day! First off for Day 7, Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!
October 7, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Folk horror-a-thon has continued, love all these
October 7, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Night 6- it's folk horror time. First off, Pumpkinhead
October 6, 2023 at 10:59 PM