Rachel
@chairforts.bsky.social
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
Me when mum asks to take a nice photo for another relative:
a black and white photo of a man wearing a hooded cloak .
Alt: An animated gif of a hooded man with bulging eyes pausing vacancy then smiling enthusiastically without teeth, in black and white
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December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me when mum asks to take a nice photo for another relative:
Christmas day artwork to prove my skills have improved 😅
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Christmas day artwork to prove my skills have improved 😅
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And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
There are many pieces of art I have completed over the years. Some of which I have even been proud of.
I'm not sure anything can top this.
I'm not sure anything can top this.
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
There are many pieces of art I have completed over the years. Some of which I have even been proud of.
I'm not sure anything can top this.
I'm not sure anything can top this.
Merry Almost Christmas 🎄
IT IS TIME.
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Merry Almost Christmas 🎄
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When they ask me what radicalized me
The musical theatre event of the season, holy shit, this is THE MOST incredible piece of theatre news I have heard in a minute.
The way I will be spending a ridiculous amount on tickets
southwarkplayhouse.co.uk/productions/...
The way I will be spending a ridiculous amount on tickets
southwarkplayhouse.co.uk/productions/...
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The musical theatre event of the season, holy shit, this is THE MOST incredible piece of theatre news I have heard in a minute.
The way I will be spending a ridiculous amount on tickets
southwarkplayhouse.co.uk/productions/...
The way I will be spending a ridiculous amount on tickets
southwarkplayhouse.co.uk/productions/...
Very important to do your affirmations every morning
a penguin is looking at himself in a mirror in a bathroom sink .
Alt: A stop motion animated penguin blows a raspberry at himself in the mirror
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December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Very important to do your affirmations every morning
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Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Income inequality is higher in the US today than it was in 1774, even if you factor in slavery.
Bro, do you even sleep with the dogs out, bro
Word of the Day: SOCKENSCHLÄFER (German) a wimp, literally ‘someone who sleeps with socks on’.
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Bro, do you even sleep with the dogs out, bro
I have perhaps achieved peak cosiness.
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have perhaps achieved peak cosiness.
It's hot choccy o'clocky somewhere (here) ☕️
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's hot choccy o'clocky somewhere (here) ☕️
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I don't know if you guys have heard but there's a cursed Bluesky post going around. Whatever you do, DON'T watch it, or you'll be visited by Sealmara Morgan in 3-5 days #Horror
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I don't know if you guys have heard but there's a cursed Bluesky post going around. Whatever you do, DON'T watch it, or you'll be visited by Sealmara Morgan in 3-5 days #Horror
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December 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
Theres actually an important convo to be had re: the difference between 5 & 15yo victims of predation, how society treats them, etc. but the ppl most eager to have that talk tend to be interested in the concept of “acceptability” & excusing predation rather than preventing it or helping anyone
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
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Apart from some touch ups, I have finished my dice tower for D&D woooo
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Apart from some touch ups, I have finished my dice tower for D&D woooo
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Where the English might say 'It's the bee's knees', the French say 'C'est le petit Jésus en culotte de velours' (It's the baby Jesus in velvet shorts).
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Where the English might say 'It's the bee's knees', the French say 'C'est le petit Jésus en culotte de velours' (It's the baby Jesus in velvet shorts).
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Sea otters have underarm pockets that they keep food and their favourite stones in.
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Sea otters have underarm pockets that they keep food and their favourite stones in.
"As I did stand my watch upon the hill,
I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought,
The wood began to move."
- AI, probably
I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought,
The wood began to move."
- AI, probably
When the U.S. military tested their AI human-movement recognition robot on a group of Marines, all of them managed to approach it undetected. One was disguised as a fir tree; another somersaulted for 300 metres; two hid under a cardboard box and giggled the whole distance.
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"As I did stand my watch upon the hill,
I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought,
The wood began to move."
- AI, probably
I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought,
The wood began to move."
- AI, probably
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I’m a bitch
I’m a boss
I’m a bitch I’m a boss and I smell like moss
I’m a bitch
I’m a bo
I’m a boss
I’m a bitch I’m a boss and I smell like moss
I’m a bitch
I’m a bo
October 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m a bitch
I’m a boss
I’m a bitch I’m a boss and I smell like moss
I’m a bitch
I’m a bo
I’m a boss
I’m a bitch I’m a boss and I smell like moss
I’m a bitch
I’m a bo
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When asked if Abraham Lincoln had any hobbies, his wife responded only ‘cats’.
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When asked if Abraham Lincoln had any hobbies, his wife responded only ‘cats’.
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Vallvidrera, near Barcelona, has a curling club. Each season, the members of the club go to the local reservoir and toss a stone in to see if the ice is strong enough to play. Since the water never freezes, they go for brunch instead and raise the toast, ‘We shall play one day’.
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Vallvidrera, near Barcelona, has a curling club. Each season, the members of the club go to the local reservoir and toss a stone in to see if the ice is strong enough to play. Since the water never freezes, they go for brunch instead and raise the toast, ‘We shall play one day’.
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I highly recommend putting down the phone for a few minutes to work on Halloween decorations or crafts for a bit today
September 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I highly recommend putting down the phone for a few minutes to work on Halloween decorations or crafts for a bit today