Chainsaws_n_meth
@chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social
YES, I’M LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. DID YOU NOT SEE MY USERNAME?
YOU HAVE “A” BOX?
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
YOU HAVE “A” BOX?
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS RATIO IS GOING.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS RATIO IS GOING.
WELL, PIZZA HUT CAME FROM HERE, AND WHITE CASTLE CAME FROM HERE, SO I GUESS OUR SIGNATURE DISH IS GARBAGE?
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
WELL, PIZZA HUT CAME FROM HERE, AND WHITE CASTLE CAME FROM HERE, SO I GUESS OUR SIGNATURE DISH IS GARBAGE?
THEY ARE GOING TO MEET THE BRONCOS AGAIN IN THE SUPER BOWL.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
THEY ARE GOING TO MEET THE BRONCOS AGAIN IN THE SUPER BOWL.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
CURSED? I’M A PHANTOMS FAN NOW, AND I LIVE IN KANSAS!
BLESSED!
BLESSED!
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
CURSED? I’M A PHANTOMS FAN NOW, AND I LIVE IN KANSAS!
BLESSED!
BLESSED!
SCREW THE ARTICLE, I’M OFF TO BUY THIS BOOK!
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
SCREW THE ARTICLE, I’M OFF TO BUY THIS BOOK!
THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE INTO EXISTENCE, I WILL DRIVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HAND YOU A CRISP TWENTY DOLLAR BILL IF YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE INTO EXISTENCE, I WILL DRIVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HAND YOU A CRISP TWENTY DOLLAR BILL IF YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
MAGA GONNA DIE OF DYSENTERY FROM ALL THE PANTS SHITTING THAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
MAGA GONNA DIE OF DYSENTERY FROM ALL THE PANTS SHITTING THAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
OKAY, BUT IF YOU’RE AN IMAGE CONSULTANT, WOULDN’T BRIAN KELLY BE LIKE YOUR MT. EVEREST?
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
OKAY, BUT IF YOU’RE AN IMAGE CONSULTANT, WOULDN’T BRIAN KELLY BE LIKE YOUR MT. EVEREST?
NOT HARD TO TELL THEY WORE THOSE THINGS BACK WHEN RADIO WAS KING.
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
NOT HARD TO TELL THEY WORE THOSE THINGS BACK WHEN RADIO WAS KING.
THAT’S PEAK SMUCKLES, RIGHT THERE.
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
THAT’S PEAK SMUCKLES, RIGHT THERE.