Chainsaws_n_meth
@chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social
YES, I’M LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. DID YOU NOT SEE MY USERNAME?
YOU HAVE “A” BOX?
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
YOU HAVE “A” BOX?
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
YOU HAVE “A” BOX.
YOU MARIE KONDO SONOFABITCH.
I JUST REALIZED:
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I JUST REALIZED:
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS RATIO IS GOING.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS RATIO IS GOING.
SO, WHEN I REINSTALLED EVERYTHING ON THE NEW PHONE, THE REDDIT APP WAS… DIFFERENT. NO BIG DEAL, I THOUGHT. I PROBABLY JUST NEVER UPDATED THE THING.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
SO, WHEN I REINSTALLED EVERYTHING ON THE NEW PHONE, THE REDDIT APP WAS… DIFFERENT. NO BIG DEAL, I THOUGHT. I PROBABLY JUST NEVER UPDATED THE THING.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
WELL, PIZZA HUT CAME FROM HERE, AND WHITE CASTLE CAME FROM HERE, SO I GUESS OUR SIGNATURE DISH IS GARBAGE?
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
WELL, PIZZA HUT CAME FROM HERE, AND WHITE CASTLE CAME FROM HERE, SO I GUESS OUR SIGNATURE DISH IS GARBAGE?
THEY ARE GOING TO MEET THE BRONCOS AGAIN IN THE SUPER BOWL.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
THEY ARE GOING TO MEET THE BRONCOS AGAIN IN THE SUPER BOWL.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
THEY WILL EITHER WIN OR LOSE BY A SCORE OF 4-3.
CURSED? I’M A PHANTOMS FAN NOW, AND I LIVE IN KANSAS!
BLESSED!
BLESSED!
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
CURSED? I’M A PHANTOMS FAN NOW, AND I LIVE IN KANSAS!
BLESSED!
BLESSED!
SHEDEUR PLAYED TODAY? LET’S SEE HOW HE DID…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
SHEDEUR PLAYED TODAY? LET’S SEE HOW HE DID…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
FREE PATTON!
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
FREE PATTON!
I’M THINKING THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST IPHONE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’M THINKING THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST IPHONE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
SCREW THE ARTICLE, I’M OFF TO BUY THIS BOOK!
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
SCREW THE ARTICLE, I’M OFF TO BUY THIS BOOK!
THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE INTO EXISTENCE, I WILL DRIVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HAND YOU A CRISP TWENTY DOLLAR BILL IF YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SPEAK SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE INTO EXISTENCE, I WILL DRIVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HAND YOU A CRISP TWENTY DOLLAR BILL IF YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
EVERYONE’S CHEERING THE SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTAL.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
EVERYONE’S CHEERING THE SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTAL.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
MAGA GONNA DIE OF DYSENTERY FROM ALL THE PANTS SHITTING THAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
MAGA GONNA DIE OF DYSENTERY FROM ALL THE PANTS SHITTING THAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
DID THE BLUESKY ICON ON MY PHONE TURN A DARKER BLUE, OR AM I JUST HAVING A STROKE?
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
DID THE BLUESKY ICON ON MY PHONE TURN A DARKER BLUE, OR AM I JUST HAVING A STROKE?
OKAY, BUT IF YOU’RE AN IMAGE CONSULTANT, WOULDN’T BRIAN KELLY BE LIKE YOUR MT. EVEREST?
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
OKAY, BUT IF YOU’RE AN IMAGE CONSULTANT, WOULDN’T BRIAN KELLY BE LIKE YOUR MT. EVEREST?
THIS FUCKWIT I WORK WITH IS TRYING TO INSIST THAT TORNADOES RARELY CROSS OVER RIVERS.
I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER.
WAS IT VAMPIRES?
I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER.
WAS IT VAMPIRES?
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
THIS FUCKWIT I WORK WITH IS TRYING TO INSIST THAT TORNADOES RARELY CROSS OVER RIVERS.
I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER.
WAS IT VAMPIRES?
I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER.
WAS IT VAMPIRES?
JOINING THE AARP BY WRITING OUT A CHECK AND SENDING IT IN THE MAIL.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
JOINING THE AARP BY WRITING OUT A CHECK AND SENDING IT IN THE MAIL.
NOT HARD TO TELL THEY WORE THOSE THINGS BACK WHEN RADIO WAS KING.
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
NOT HARD TO TELL THEY WORE THOSE THINGS BACK WHEN RADIO WAS KING.
THAT’S PEAK SMUCKLES, RIGHT THERE.
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
THAT’S PEAK SMUCKLES, RIGHT THERE.
OH, SHIT! THE MEATLOAF!
October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
OH, SHIT! THE MEATLOAF!
WHELP. LOOKS LIKE NEW PHONE TIME.
ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?
ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
WHELP. LOOKS LIKE NEW PHONE TIME.
ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?
ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?