Chainsaws_n_meth
@chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social
YES, I’M LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. DID YOU NOT SEE MY USERNAME?
I JUST REALIZED:
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I JUST REALIZED:
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
WHEN THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, AND LOST THAT GOLDEN FIDDLE, IT WAS BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC WAS MORE EVIL THAN ANYTHING SATAN HIMSELF COULD COOK UP.
SO, WHEN I REINSTALLED EVERYTHING ON THE NEW PHONE, THE REDDIT APP WAS… DIFFERENT. NO BIG DEAL, I THOUGHT. I PROBABLY JUST NEVER UPDATED THE THING.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
SO, WHEN I REINSTALLED EVERYTHING ON THE NEW PHONE, THE REDDIT APP WAS… DIFFERENT. NO BIG DEAL, I THOUGHT. I PROBABLY JUST NEVER UPDATED THE THING.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
WELL.
I’M SCROLLING OVER THERE THIS MORNING, AND THE APP JUST, REVERTED? BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? MID-SCROLL?
IT KIND OF CREEPED ME OUT.
SHEDEUR PLAYED TODAY? LET’S SEE HOW HE DID…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
SHEDEUR PLAYED TODAY? LET’S SEE HOW HE DID…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
(looking it up)
OH. OH, DEAR GOD. THE HORROR! THE HORROR…
FREE PATTON!
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
FREE PATTON!
I’M THINKING THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST IPHONE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’M THINKING THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST IPHONE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
TRANSFERRING ALL MY SHIT FROM THE OLD TURD TO THIS TURD HAS BEEN IMPOSSIBLE, AND I HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED FUCKING WITH MY NOTORIOUSLY FINICKY ITUNES LIBRARY YET.
WE’RE TALKING WINDOWS VISTA LEVELS OF BULLSHIT, HERE.
EVERYONE’S CHEERING THE SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTAL.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
EVERYONE’S CHEERING THE SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTAL.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SUBWAY ORDER WAS.
DID THE BLUESKY ICON ON MY PHONE TURN A DARKER BLUE, OR AM I JUST HAVING A STROKE?
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
DID THE BLUESKY ICON ON MY PHONE TURN A DARKER BLUE, OR AM I JUST HAVING A STROKE?
THIS FUCKWIT I WORK WITH IS TRYING TO INSIST THAT TORNADOES RARELY CROSS OVER RIVERS.
I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER.
WAS IT VAMPIRES?
I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER.
WAS IT VAMPIRES?
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
THIS FUCKWIT I WORK WITH IS TRYING TO INSIST THAT TORNADOES RARELY CROSS OVER RIVERS.
I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER.
WAS IT VAMPIRES?
I HAVE COMPLETELY TUNED HIM OUT, WONDERING WHICH CRYPTID IT WAS THAT CAN’T CROSS MOVING WATER.
WAS IT VAMPIRES?
JOINING THE AARP BY WRITING OUT A CHECK AND SENDING IT IN THE MAIL.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
JOINING THE AARP BY WRITING OUT A CHECK AND SENDING IT IN THE MAIL.
OH, SHIT! THE MEATLOAF!
October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
OH, SHIT! THE MEATLOAF!
WHELP. LOOKS LIKE NEW PHONE TIME.
ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?
ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?
October 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
WHELP. LOOKS LIKE NEW PHONE TIME.
ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?
ARE THERE ANY NEW ONES THAT AREN’T GINORMOUS?
(looks to the left)
(looks to the right)
(looks behind me)
I’M ACTUALLY RATHER ENJOYING VTM: BLOODLINES 2!
(runs like hell)
(looks to the right)
(looks behind me)
I’M ACTUALLY RATHER ENJOYING VTM: BLOODLINES 2!
(runs like hell)
October 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(looks to the left)
(looks to the right)
(looks behind me)
I’M ACTUALLY RATHER ENJOYING VTM: BLOODLINES 2!
(runs like hell)
(looks to the right)
(looks behind me)
I’M ACTUALLY RATHER ENJOYING VTM: BLOODLINES 2!
(runs like hell)
THE WIN PROBABILITY GRAPH FOR BRONCOS-GIANTS HAS TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK.
October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
THE WIN PROBABILITY GRAPH FOR BRONCOS-GIANTS HAS TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK.
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
VANDY MADE THEM CRY!
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
VANDY MADE THEM CRY!
DIEGO FUCKING PAVIA JESUS
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
DIEGO FUCKING PAVIA JESUS
GREAT. JUST FOUND OUT ONE OF THE FUCKHEADS I WORK WITH IS A HOLOCAUST DENIER.
JUST FUCKING GREAT.
JUST FUCKING GREAT.
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
GREAT. JUST FOUND OUT ONE OF THE FUCKHEADS I WORK WITH IS A HOLOCAUST DENIER.
JUST FUCKING GREAT.
JUST FUCKING GREAT.
ACTUAL WORDS I ACTUALLY POSTED ON THE ACTUAL INTERNET TODAY:
“I HOPE BEING A PRINCESS WILL GET ME LAID.”
THERE WILL BE NO EXPLANATION AT THIS TIME.
“I HOPE BEING A PRINCESS WILL GET ME LAID.”
THERE WILL BE NO EXPLANATION AT THIS TIME.
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
ACTUAL WORDS I ACTUALLY POSTED ON THE ACTUAL INTERNET TODAY:
“I HOPE BEING A PRINCESS WILL GET ME LAID.”
THERE WILL BE NO EXPLANATION AT THIS TIME.
“I HOPE BEING A PRINCESS WILL GET ME LAID.”
THERE WILL BE NO EXPLANATION AT THIS TIME.
(calmly awaiting the NFL’s apology for what the Broncos and Jets did in London)
…
…WELL?
…
…WELL?
October 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
(calmly awaiting the NFL’s apology for what the Broncos and Jets did in London)
…
…WELL?
…
…WELL?
AAAND MY FEED COMPLETELY DIES AS EVERYONE GOES TO BED.
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
AAAND MY FEED COMPLETELY DIES AS EVERYONE GOES TO BED.
OH, LOOK, IT’S THIS “RUNNER ON 2ND WITH NO OUTS” BULLSHIT AGAIN.
October 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
OH, LOOK, IT’S THIS “RUNNER ON 2ND WITH NO OUTS” BULLSHIT AGAIN.