Missing Linke
@chadmlinke.bsky.social
Computer nerd, soccer fan, writer, gardener, maker.
Real Americans Punch Nazis. And yes I mean Edolph Musk and the Twitler Youth.
Real Americans Punch Nazis. And yes I mean Edolph Musk and the Twitler Youth.
Reposted by Missing Linke
Pete Hegseth, you in danger, girl.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pete Hegseth, you in danger, girl.
Reposted by Missing Linke
Okay, this is just pathetic.
Elon Musk Dragged After Programming Grok To Claim He's 'More Fit' Than LeBron James
www.comicsands.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Okay, this is just pathetic.
Reposted by Missing Linke
Approaching 3 hours since Katie was cuffed and taken by masked federal agents while peacefully protesting and filming today and our lawyers still can’t get anyone to tell us where they actually took her.
Fucking absurd.
Fucking absurd.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Approaching 3 hours since Katie was cuffed and taken by masked federal agents while peacefully protesting and filming today and our lawyers still can’t get anyone to tell us where they actually took her.
Fucking absurd.
Fucking absurd.
Long drive but excited for @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social in Kansas City!
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Long drive but excited for @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social in Kansas City!
Reposted by Missing Linke
oh so those epstein files are BAD bad
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
oh so those epstein files are BAD bad
Reposted by Missing Linke
UPDATE: Now that 8 Senate Dems folded to Trump—Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds.
What? Moving goal posts? Lucy and the football? Who Could Have Seen This Coming??
This is why you don't back down from a bully! My God! My kingdom for a spine for Democrats.
What? Moving goal posts? Lucy and the football? Who Could Have Seen This Coming??
This is why you don't back down from a bully! My God! My kingdom for a spine for Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
UPDATE: Now that 8 Senate Dems folded to Trump—Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds.
What? Moving goal posts? Lucy and the football? Who Could Have Seen This Coming??
This is why you don't back down from a bully! My God! My kingdom for a spine for Democrats.
What? Moving goal posts? Lucy and the football? Who Could Have Seen This Coming??
This is why you don't back down from a bully! My God! My kingdom for a spine for Democrats.
Reposted by Missing Linke
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
Reposted by Missing Linke
Wow, that’s crazy. Republicans lied and are screwing you over? Who could have seen that coming?
NEWS: Senate Republicans are threatening to block the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies—unless Democrats agree to tougher abortion restrictions.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wow, that’s crazy. Republicans lied and are screwing you over? Who could have seen that coming?
Reposted by Missing Linke
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
Wait. We’re doing retroactive suspensions for kicking now? I submit for your consideration:
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Wait. We’re doing retroactive suspensions for kicking now? I submit for your consideration:
Reposted by Missing Linke
Few things about Minnesota United's new era have been normal — from outlier tactics to striking a deal with a group of soccer data hobbyists turned practitioners.
For @backheeled.com, I spoke with key figures at the club to go inside the Loons' rebirth as one of MLS's most modern outfits ⤵️
For @backheeled.com, I spoke with key figures at the club to go inside the Loons' rebirth as one of MLS's most modern outfits ⤵️
Inside Minnesota United’s rebirth: Playing “like Stoke City on a rainy Tuesday” & buying into data
The Loons’ unorthodox rebuild has seen them develop into one of MLS’s most modern and competitive outfits.
www.backheeled.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Few things about Minnesota United's new era have been normal — from outlier tactics to striking a deal with a group of soccer data hobbyists turned practitioners.
For @backheeled.com, I spoke with key figures at the club to go inside the Loons' rebirth as one of MLS's most modern outfits ⤵️
For @backheeled.com, I spoke with key figures at the club to go inside the Loons' rebirth as one of MLS's most modern outfits ⤵️
Reposted by Missing Linke
Trump is worried about the afterlife and Vance is spending a lot more time trying to pull MAGA to his side. I wonder what that’s all about.
October 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trump is worried about the afterlife and Vance is spending a lot more time trying to pull MAGA to his side. I wonder what that’s all about.
Reposted by Missing Linke
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Reposted by Missing Linke
The ICE agents deploying these are people without necessary training, those who couldn’t cut it in police training or didn’t want to join the military.
They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.
They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.
Remaining feds left the scene in a large caravan, deploying more tear gas straight into the crowd - and right at my feet - as they left.
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The ICE agents deploying these are people without necessary training, those who couldn’t cut it in police training or didn’t want to join the military.
They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.
They are in this to hurt people and play Call of Duty on our streets, deploying chemical weapons on our neighbors as if they’re pressing L1.
Reposted by Missing Linke
Senate Republican Logic
op: therapy.with.cj via IG
op: therapy.with.cj via IG
October 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Senate Republican Logic
op: therapy.with.cj via IG
op: therapy.with.cj via IG
No wonder he can’t dance. Imagine being this tone deaf.
September 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No wonder he can’t dance. Imagine being this tone deaf.
Reposted by Missing Linke
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
Reposted by Missing Linke
NEW: No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way. That's what Ezra Klein said. We can condemn this heinous assassination but also recognize that with his 2020 election denialism and extremist rhetoric, Kirk built his movement with falsehoods and in a wrong and divisive manner.
No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way
His assassination deserves full condemnation; his full impact should not be sidestepped.
www.motherjones.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NEW: No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way. That's what Ezra Klein said. We can condemn this heinous assassination but also recognize that with his 2020 election denialism and extremist rhetoric, Kirk built his movement with falsehoods and in a wrong and divisive manner.
Reposted by Missing Linke
Reposted by Missing Linke
You had your chance to remove and bar him from the presidency after Jan 6. And you chickened out.
September 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You had your chance to remove and bar him from the presidency after Jan 6. And you chickened out.
If you believe releasing a list of pedophiles is a hostile act toward you then you are a pedophile on that list. Not that we should need a list. Listen to the victims.
September 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If you believe releasing a list of pedophiles is a hostile act toward you then you are a pedophile on that list. Not that we should need a list. Listen to the victims.
Reposted by Missing Linke
BE ELEGANT IN T̶R̶I̶U̶M̶P̶H̶ DEFEAT
September 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BE ELEGANT IN T̶R̶I̶U̶M̶P̶H̶ DEFEAT
Reposted by Missing Linke
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
Reposted by Missing Linke
Feels like a year of being yelled at for rocking the boat when all you’re trying to do is row
August 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Feels like a year of being yelled at for rocking the boat when all you’re trying to do is row