Chad Errio
@chaderrio.bsky.social
5th Horse Of The Apocalypse.
There is ‘War’, ‘Famine’, ‘Pestilence’ & ‘Death’.
I’m the Alternate/Understudy- ‘Annoyance’. I fill in on occasion when one of the leads is sick or needs a personal day.
There is ‘War’, ‘Famine’, ‘Pestilence’ & ‘Death’.
I’m the Alternate/Understudy- ‘Annoyance’. I fill in on occasion when one of the leads is sick or needs a personal day.
It ain’t rocket science. Republicans don’t GAF about you. Never have & never will.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It ain’t rocket science. Republicans don’t GAF about you. Never have & never will.
You know what my favorite Bible story is? The one where Jesus takes the loaves of bread & fish, keeps it all for himself, and tells the poor people to go fuck themselves and get a second job if they can’t pay the bills.
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You know what my favorite Bible story is? The one where Jesus takes the loaves of bread & fish, keeps it all for himself, and tells the poor people to go fuck themselves and get a second job if they can’t pay the bills.
FOX News headline- “Liberal Antifa College Professor Attacks Federal Agent.”
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
FOX News headline- “Liberal Antifa College Professor Attacks Federal Agent.”
Our new Signature Show premieres TONIGHT! I can not stress how excited I am for this show. Don’t miss it!
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Our new Signature Show premieres TONIGHT! I can not stress how excited I am for this show. Don’t miss it!
In case any of you were wondering why no one has been raptured yet-
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
In case any of you were wondering why no one has been raptured yet-
Tylenol cases autism. Try new Covfefe!
*side effects include brain worms & dementia
*side effects include brain worms & dementia
September 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Tylenol cases autism. Try new Covfefe!
*side effects include brain worms & dementia
*side effects include brain worms & dementia
Nothing like a fancy Chicago wedding to remind my wife that she could’ve married up. ♥️
September 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Nothing like a fancy Chicago wedding to remind my wife that she could’ve married up. ♥️
For now, the cabin is secure.
July 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
For now, the cabin is secure.
Dear Donald Trump,
I'm gonna be Up North for a week, so that means limited internet & cell service.... So please don't fuck more shit up while l'm gone. I don't need any big surprises when I get back.
I'm gonna be Up North for a week, so that means limited internet & cell service.... So please don't fuck more shit up while l'm gone. I don't need any big surprises when I get back.
July 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Dear Donald Trump,
I'm gonna be Up North for a week, so that means limited internet & cell service.... So please don't fuck more shit up while l'm gone. I don't need any big surprises when I get back.
I'm gonna be Up North for a week, so that means limited internet & cell service.... So please don't fuck more shit up while l'm gone. I don't need any big surprises when I get back.
Jeppson's Malort makes candies now.
I tried it so you don’t have too. 😂
I tried it so you don’t have too. 😂
June 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jeppson's Malort makes candies now.
I tried it so you don’t have too. 😂
I tried it so you don’t have too. 😂
I bought these right after Halloween in 2023. Then I “put them away” & couldn’t find them to use them last Halloween.
Found ‘em now though! 🔥 💀 🔥
Found ‘em now though! 🔥 💀 🔥
June 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I bought these right after Halloween in 2023. Then I “put them away” & couldn’t find them to use them last Halloween.
Found ‘em now though! 🔥 💀 🔥
Found ‘em now though! 🔥 💀 🔥
Happy Pride Month!
Be who you are. 🌈
Love who you want. ♥️
Be who you are. 🌈
Love who you want. ♥️
June 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Happy Pride Month!
Be who you are. 🌈
Love who you want. ♥️
Be who you are. 🌈
Love who you want. ♥️
Every morning on vacation-
Lisa: We should grab breakfast before we…
Me:
Lisa: We should grab breakfast before we…
Me:
May 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every morning on vacation-
Lisa: We should grab breakfast before we…
Me:
Lisa: We should grab breakfast before we…
Me:
The fire’s crackling. The beer is cold. The weed is strong.
And somewhere off in the dark, Bob the raccoon is judging me with the cold, wise eyes of someone who’s seen too much.
And somewhere off in the dark, Bob the raccoon is judging me with the cold, wise eyes of someone who’s seen too much.
May 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The fire’s crackling. The beer is cold. The weed is strong.
And somewhere off in the dark, Bob the raccoon is judging me with the cold, wise eyes of someone who’s seen too much.
And somewhere off in the dark, Bob the raccoon is judging me with the cold, wise eyes of someone who’s seen too much.
Steaks are done…. Are they medium rare? Burnt? Still mooing? Who’s to say? 🤷 The fire’s hot, I’m high, and Bob the raccoon is circling like I’m hosting a Michelin-rated pop-up restaurant in the woods.
May 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Steaks are done…. Are they medium rare? Burnt? Still mooing? Who’s to say? 🤷 The fire’s hot, I’m high, and Bob the raccoon is circling like I’m hosting a Michelin-rated pop-up restaurant in the woods.
Pond is open & the fish are happy & hungry!
May 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pond is open & the fish are happy & hungry!
Listen here.... Me & my boy Francis go way back. He would have LOVED the joke I made about 420, so lighten up.
Or light up . Its what good ol' Frannie would do! #WWJD 🥦
Or light up . Its what good ol' Frannie would do! #WWJD 🥦
April 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Listen here.... Me & my boy Francis go way back. He would have LOVED the joke I made about 420, so lighten up.
Or light up . Its what good ol' Frannie would do! #WWJD 🥦
Or light up . Its what good ol' Frannie would do! #WWJD 🥦
Me, whenever a MAGA supporter unfollows or blocks me.
April 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Me, whenever a MAGA supporter unfollows or blocks me.
And now, YOU TOO, can be (almost) as attractive as me! Check out our new merch on our Etsy store and get your Nightcaps gear now! You should probably buy 2 shirts, because the first one is bound to get ripped off your body in the heat of passion.
April 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
And now, YOU TOO, can be (almost) as attractive as me! Check out our new merch on our Etsy store and get your Nightcaps gear now! You should probably buy 2 shirts, because the first one is bound to get ripped off your body in the heat of passion.
I’ve decided I will NOT be drinking alcohol tonight for St. Patricks Day.
I am, however, putting LSD in a Shamrock Shake.
I am, however, putting LSD in a Shamrock Shake.
March 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’ve decided I will NOT be drinking alcohol tonight for St. Patricks Day.
I am, however, putting LSD in a Shamrock Shake.
I am, however, putting LSD in a Shamrock Shake.
I don’t kiss anybody just because they’re Irish.
But feel free to pucker up!
Happy St Patricks Day!
But feel free to pucker up!
Happy St Patricks Day!
March 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don’t kiss anybody just because they’re Irish.
But feel free to pucker up!
Happy St Patricks Day!
But feel free to pucker up!
Happy St Patricks Day!
I had a great time in a great show with great people on Saturday! Did I mention they were all great? You know what would be even greater? If you came to the next one! That would be really great!
March 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I had a great time in a great show with great people on Saturday! Did I mention they were all great? You know what would be even greater? If you came to the next one! That would be really great!