Chad Errio
@chaderrio.bsky.social
5th Horse Of The Apocalypse.
There is ‘War’, ‘Famine’, ‘Pestilence’ & ‘Death’.
I’m the Alternate/Understudy- ‘Annoyance’. I fill in on occasion when one of the leads is sick or needs a personal day.
There is ‘War’, ‘Famine’, ‘Pestilence’ & ‘Death’.
I’m the Alternate/Understudy- ‘Annoyance’. I fill in on occasion when one of the leads is sick or needs a personal day.
Spears American, dagnabbit!
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Spears American, dagnabbit!
I couldn’t understand a word of Bad Bunny’s performance during the half time show.
You also can’t understand Bob Dylan or Eddie Vedder either. What’s the problem?
You also can’t understand Bob Dylan or Eddie Vedder either. What’s the problem?
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I couldn’t understand a word of Bad Bunny’s performance during the half time show.
You also can’t understand Bob Dylan or Eddie Vedder either. What’s the problem?
You also can’t understand Bob Dylan or Eddie Vedder either. What’s the problem?
“This is America! They shouldn’t be promoting that spanish bullshit!”
-Some MAGA at a Super Bowl party, while simultaneously shoveling taco dip & nachos in his face-hole.
-Some MAGA at a Super Bowl party, while simultaneously shoveling taco dip & nachos in his face-hole.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
“This is America! They shouldn’t be promoting that spanish bullshit!”
-Some MAGA at a Super Bowl party, while simultaneously shoveling taco dip & nachos in his face-hole.
-Some MAGA at a Super Bowl party, while simultaneously shoveling taco dip & nachos in his face-hole.
I’m really enjoying that the football team from one of the most liberal and progressive cities in the country is spanking the shit out of a team called the Patriots.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I’m really enjoying that the football team from one of the most liberal and progressive cities in the country is spanking the shit out of a team called the Patriots.
The angry comments I’ve received online over Kid Rock jokes is hilarious. Why can’t MAGA just ignore it like they do Trump’s pedophilia?
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The angry comments I’ve received online over Kid Rock jokes is hilarious. Why can’t MAGA just ignore it like they do Trump’s pedophilia?
I’d probably be enjoying Bad Bunny more if I hadn’t failed Spanish 1 in high school. (Twice)
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’d probably be enjoying Bad Bunny more if I hadn’t failed Spanish 1 in high school. (Twice)
In Turning Points defense, Kid Rock is the perfect performer for a football game because you need to have CTE to truly enjoy his music.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
In Turning Points defense, Kid Rock is the perfect performer for a football game because you need to have CTE to truly enjoy his music.
I’m gonna be honest guys. I'd rather watch Bad Bunny and not understand a single word that he says than watch Kid Rock and understand everything.
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I’m gonna be honest guys. I'd rather watch Bad Bunny and not understand a single word that he says than watch Kid Rock and understand everything.
Gonna tell my grandkids this was the 2026 Super Bowl alternate halftime show.
a young boy is sitting on a porch playing a banjo .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a porch playing a banjo .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Gonna tell my grandkids this was the 2026 Super Bowl alternate halftime show.
Unfortunately, me & that groundhog were right back in 2017.
February 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Unfortunately, me & that groundhog were right back in 2017.
My only resolution for 2026- To quote the late, great Bill Hicks, "Pardon me while I plaster on a fake smile and plow through this bullshit one more time."
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
My only resolution for 2026- To quote the late, great Bill Hicks, "Pardon me while I plaster on a fake smile and plow through this bullshit one more time."
Top 10 accomplishments in 2025:
10. Didn’t die.
9. Didn’t die.
8. Didn’t die.
7. Didn’t die.
6. Didn’t die.
5. Didn’t die.
4. Didn’t die.
3. Didn’t die.
2. Came out ahead of my health insurance.
1. Didn’t die.
10. Didn’t die.
9. Didn’t die.
8. Didn’t die.
7. Didn’t die.
6. Didn’t die.
5. Didn’t die.
4. Didn’t die.
3. Didn’t die.
2. Came out ahead of my health insurance.
1. Didn’t die.
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Top 10 accomplishments in 2025:
10. Didn’t die.
9. Didn’t die.
8. Didn’t die.
7. Didn’t die.
6. Didn’t die.
5. Didn’t die.
4. Didn’t die.
3. Didn’t die.
2. Came out ahead of my health insurance.
1. Didn’t die.
10. Didn’t die.
9. Didn’t die.
8. Didn’t die.
7. Didn’t die.
6. Didn’t die.
5. Didn’t die.
4. Didn’t die.
3. Didn’t die.
2. Came out ahead of my health insurance.
1. Didn’t die.
Yes, Virginia, you CAN smoke too much weed to string Xmas lights on a tree.
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Yes, Virginia, you CAN smoke too much weed to string Xmas lights on a tree.
Normally I’d post a goofy joke for National Crohn’s & Colitis Awareness Week. But unfortunately I can’t right now because I just shit my pants.
💩 Awareness Achieved 💩
💩 Awareness Achieved 💩
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Normally I’d post a goofy joke for National Crohn’s & Colitis Awareness Week. But unfortunately I can’t right now because I just shit my pants.
💩 Awareness Achieved 💩
💩 Awareness Achieved 💩
I’ve been really busy these past couple weeks, so I haven’t spent much time on social media. But every time I hop back on, it's kinda refreshing to know that I'm still not the craziest one here.
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’ve been really busy these past couple weeks, so I haven’t spent much time on social media. But every time I hop back on, it's kinda refreshing to know that I'm still not the craziest one here.
Thank god you guys see it too…. I’m so high right now I thought the sky was on fire.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Thank god you guys see it too…. I’m so high right now I thought the sky was on fire.
It ain’t rocket science. Republicans don’t GAF about you. Never have & never will.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It ain’t rocket science. Republicans don’t GAF about you. Never have & never will.
You know what my favorite Bible story is? The one where Jesus takes the loaves of bread & fish, keeps it all for himself, and tells the poor people to go fuck themselves and get a second job if they can’t pay the bills.
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You know what my favorite Bible story is? The one where Jesus takes the loaves of bread & fish, keeps it all for himself, and tells the poor people to go fuck themselves and get a second job if they can’t pay the bills.
If you make $60K per year, then paying for someone else’s food stamps costs you about $36/yr. BUT, you pay about $700/yr in corporate subsidies.
POOR PEOPLE ARENT THE PROBLEM.
POOR PEOPLE ARENT THE PROBLEM.
October 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you make $60K per year, then paying for someone else’s food stamps costs you about $36/yr. BUT, you pay about $700/yr in corporate subsidies.
POOR PEOPLE ARENT THE PROBLEM.
POOR PEOPLE ARENT THE PROBLEM.
FOX News headline- “Liberal Antifa College Professor Attacks Federal Agent.”
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
FOX News headline- “Liberal Antifa College Professor Attacks Federal Agent.”
Our new Signature Show premieres TONIGHT! I can not stress how excited I am for this show. Don’t miss it!
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Our new Signature Show premieres TONIGHT! I can not stress how excited I am for this show. Don’t miss it!
Went to the doctor today & got my flu shot.
Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle.
Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle.
Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
September 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Went to the doctor today & got my flu shot.
Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle.
Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle.
Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
For the Epsteinth time- Tylenol does not cause autism.
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For the Epsteinth time- Tylenol does not cause autism.
Reposted by Chad Errio
Okay the "text thread" from the Kirk shooter strained credulity enough but "anti-ICE" written in the casing by someone who shot only immigrants and no ICE agents is the proof they're faking evidence to blame the left.
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Okay the "text thread" from the Kirk shooter strained credulity enough but "anti-ICE" written in the casing by someone who shot only immigrants and no ICE agents is the proof they're faking evidence to blame the left.