Chad Errio
@chaderrio.bsky.social
5th Horse Of The Apocalypse.
There is ‘War’, ‘Famine’, ‘Pestilence’ & ‘Death’.
I’m the Alternate/Understudy- ‘Annoyance’. I fill in on occasion when one of the leads is sick or needs a personal day.
There is ‘War’, ‘Famine’, ‘Pestilence’ & ‘Death’.
I’m the Alternate/Understudy- ‘Annoyance’. I fill in on occasion when one of the leads is sick or needs a personal day.
Normally I’d post a goofy joke for National Crohn’s & Colitis Awareness Week. But unfortunately I can’t right now because I just shit my pants.
💩 Awareness Achieved 💩
💩 Awareness Achieved 💩
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Normally I’d post a goofy joke for National Crohn’s & Colitis Awareness Week. But unfortunately I can’t right now because I just shit my pants.
💩 Awareness Achieved 💩
💩 Awareness Achieved 💩
I’ve been really busy these past couple weeks, so I haven’t spent much time on social media. But every time I hop back on, it's kinda refreshing to know that I'm still not the craziest one here.
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’ve been really busy these past couple weeks, so I haven’t spent much time on social media. But every time I hop back on, it's kinda refreshing to know that I'm still not the craziest one here.
Thank god you guys see it too…. I’m so high right now I thought the sky was on fire.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Thank god you guys see it too…. I’m so high right now I thought the sky was on fire.
It ain’t rocket science. Republicans don’t GAF about you. Never have & never will.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It ain’t rocket science. Republicans don’t GAF about you. Never have & never will.
You know what my favorite Bible story is? The one where Jesus takes the loaves of bread & fish, keeps it all for himself, and tells the poor people to go fuck themselves and get a second job if they can’t pay the bills.
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You know what my favorite Bible story is? The one where Jesus takes the loaves of bread & fish, keeps it all for himself, and tells the poor people to go fuck themselves and get a second job if they can’t pay the bills.
If you make $60K per year, then paying for someone else’s food stamps costs you about $36/yr. BUT, you pay about $700/yr in corporate subsidies.
POOR PEOPLE ARENT THE PROBLEM.
POOR PEOPLE ARENT THE PROBLEM.
October 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you make $60K per year, then paying for someone else’s food stamps costs you about $36/yr. BUT, you pay about $700/yr in corporate subsidies.
POOR PEOPLE ARENT THE PROBLEM.
POOR PEOPLE ARENT THE PROBLEM.
FOX News headline- “Liberal Antifa College Professor Attacks Federal Agent.”
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
FOX News headline- “Liberal Antifa College Professor Attacks Federal Agent.”
Our new Signature Show premieres TONIGHT! I can not stress how excited I am for this show. Don’t miss it!
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Our new Signature Show premieres TONIGHT! I can not stress how excited I am for this show. Don’t miss it!
Went to the doctor today & got my flu shot.
Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle.
Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle.
Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
September 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Went to the doctor today & got my flu shot.
Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle.
Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle.
Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
For the Epsteinth time- Tylenol does not cause autism.
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For the Epsteinth time- Tylenol does not cause autism.
Reposted by Chad Errio
Okay the "text thread" from the Kirk shooter strained credulity enough but "anti-ICE" written in the casing by someone who shot only immigrants and no ICE agents is the proof they're faking evidence to blame the left.
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Okay the "text thread" from the Kirk shooter strained credulity enough but "anti-ICE" written in the casing by someone who shot only immigrants and no ICE agents is the proof they're faking evidence to blame the left.
For the Epsteinth time- Tylenol does not cause autism.
September 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
For the Epsteinth time- Tylenol does not cause autism.
Good news everyone! Although Jesus DID come down from the heavens to rapture the Christians, he saw his shadow so we get 6 more years before the apocalypse.
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Good news everyone! Although Jesus DID come down from the heavens to rapture the Christians, he saw his shadow so we get 6 more years before the apocalypse.
In case any of you were wondering why no one has been raptured yet-
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
In case any of you were wondering why no one has been raptured yet-
Tylenol cases autism. Try new Covfefe!
*side effects include brain worms & dementia
*side effects include brain worms & dementia
September 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Tylenol cases autism. Try new Covfefe!
*side effects include brain worms & dementia
*side effects include brain worms & dementia
really hope Trump was right when he said Latinos were criminals & “bad hombres”.
Taco Tuesdays are gonna SUCK if they get raptured too.
Taco Tuesdays are gonna SUCK if they get raptured too.
September 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
really hope Trump was right when he said Latinos were criminals & “bad hombres”.
Taco Tuesdays are gonna SUCK if they get raptured too.
Taco Tuesdays are gonna SUCK if they get raptured too.
Are we sure the Rapture is tomorrow EVERYWHERE?
My town doesn’t pick up the trash until Thursdays.
My town doesn’t pick up the trash until Thursdays.
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Are we sure the Rapture is tomorrow EVERYWHERE?
My town doesn’t pick up the trash until Thursdays.
My town doesn’t pick up the trash until Thursdays.
Wait a second… The Rapture is on a Tuesday?
What kind of asshole god would make you get up & go to work on Monday?
What kind of asshole god would make you get up & go to work on Monday?
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Wait a second… The Rapture is on a Tuesday?
What kind of asshole god would make you get up & go to work on Monday?
What kind of asshole god would make you get up & go to work on Monday?
I really hope this Rapture thing is really happening tomorrow. But I need to know- Do they mean at exactly midnight or just whemever Jesus decides to swing by? Cuz it’s 11:20 as I write this and I want to be prepared when it happens.
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I really hope this Rapture thing is really happening tomorrow. But I need to know- Do they mean at exactly midnight or just whemever Jesus decides to swing by? Cuz it’s 11:20 as I write this and I want to be prepared when it happens.
The more I watch people fight about Charlie Kirk, the more I realize how much this division is costing us. We need to rise above the noise and reflect on what truly unites us. So I stepped back, did some soul searching, some real self-reflection, and
September 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The more I watch people fight about Charlie Kirk, the more I realize how much this division is costing us. We need to rise above the noise and reflect on what truly unites us. So I stepped back, did some soul searching, some real self-reflection, and
“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
- Charlie Kirk (2023)
- Charlie Kirk (2023)
September 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
- Charlie Kirk (2023)
- Charlie Kirk (2023)
Nothing like a fancy Chicago wedding to remind my wife that she could’ve married up. ♥️
September 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Nothing like a fancy Chicago wedding to remind my wife that she could’ve married up. ♥️
BREAKING NEWS: Dachshund Declares Victory in Ongoing Raccoon Dispute
After a final midnight standoff by the fire pit, Bob the raccoon fled into the woods under cover of darkness.
After a final midnight standoff by the fire pit, Bob the raccoon fled into the woods under cover of darkness.
July 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Dachshund Declares Victory in Ongoing Raccoon Dispute
After a final midnight standoff by the fire pit, Bob the raccoon fled into the woods under cover of darkness.
After a final midnight standoff by the fire pit, Bob the raccoon fled into the woods under cover of darkness.
CABIN IN LOCKDOWN: Bob Outmaneuvers Security Dachshund… Again. Officials Question Fence Integrity & Moral Resolve.
Bob scaled the deck railing just befre dawn this morning, bypassing Maisy’s defensive barks and a strategically placed broom.
Bob scaled the deck railing just befre dawn this morning, bypassing Maisy’s defensive barks and a strategically placed broom.
July 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
CABIN IN LOCKDOWN: Bob Outmaneuvers Security Dachshund… Again. Officials Question Fence Integrity & Moral Resolve.
Bob scaled the deck railing just befre dawn this morning, bypassing Maisy’s defensive barks and a strategically placed broom.
Bob scaled the deck railing just befre dawn this morning, bypassing Maisy’s defensive barks and a strategically placed broom.