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Chris Hazeldine
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Comic artist and writer from the UK.
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Can we comics people just stop and be thankful for this at the end of the Supergirl trailer?
A card at the end of the Supergirl trailer telling viewers to go to a comics shop, bookstore or DC's website to pick up the Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow comic.
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Well, I was going to say Snow White (1938) because it's the only 1938 film I've seen. But then in doing research in to art pieces from the era I was drawn to Violettes Haus vor Schneeberg, by Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, an expressionist painter who took his life in pre-war Nazi Germany.
The 1938 theatrical poster for Snow White, Walt Disney's first animated feature film. Snow White stands in the centre, flanked on either side by the seven dwarfs. In the background is a Prince, the villian of the film (can't remember her name) and the old lady disguise villianess uses to poison a teenage girl. There's also a castle. Violettes Haus vor Schneeberg, by Ernst Ludwig Kirchner. An expressionist painting of a violet house standing before a snowy mountain under a blue sky. To the right side is a green field with a road running through from the house. In front of the house are several abstract forms that resemble people. The whole picture is constructed with sharp contrasting shapes and the perspective is somewhat deconstructed
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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This led me to a particular Wikipedia page to check something and it did not disappoint.
A very formal and thorough overview, complete with medical terms, of the song "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" from Wikipedia
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Trying to explain to my brother why I'm enjoying the Sims and I think i made a breakthrough in my mental health journey.
A one-sided WhatsApp screenshot: Chris H: The Sims is a lot like RimWorld but instead of manufacturing a good home on the frontiers of space you build drama But tbh i kinda wish that when you made a family at the start they begin with a good relationship already Like i had the mum read a story to her son and it popped up saying "Carrie and Ryan are now friends" but I get it, not all families are close by default, it just feels weird having to grind social levels just so a husband will hug his wife 😄 Or show any unprompted affection to his kids ... Is this therapy LOVE YOUR KIDS DAD. TAKE THEM ON BIKE RIDES PLEASE I NEED THIS
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Given how busy I am i probably shouldn't have taken the day off to go see Coheed and Cambria with my brother. Great fun as always and they played a lot of their old stuff! Cool to see giant rocker skeleton Blind Side Sonny - takes a lot to upstage Claudio Sanchez's hair!
An image of the band Coheed and Cambria playing in London. Three men with guitars and a drummer in front of a giant skeleton with lit up sunglasses
October 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I can't help it, all I see is a itsy-bitsy pair of widdle hands holding a really really thick iPad.
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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"Mummy, why does that Critter yearn for the sweet release of death?"
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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I think it hasn't asked me because my Steam account is nearly 21 years old.
A Steam profile badge showing 20 years of service
September 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Damn. I don't think anyone could have put it better.
Quote from Antony Moser's piece : "And to what end? In a kind of nihilistic symmetry, their dream of the perfect slave machine drains the life of those who use it as well as those who turn the gears. What is life but what we choose, who we know, what we experience? Incoherent empty men want to sell me the chance to stop reading and writing and thinking, to stop caring for my kids or talking to my parents, to stop choosing what I do or knowing why I do it. Blissful ignorance and total isolation, warm in the womb of the algorithm, nourished by hungry machines."
August 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I wanted to join in but alas, I was never taught the Candy dance and now I'm too old and scared to ask.
August 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Went for a walk around the neighborhood. Bit of a queue getting to Sainsbury's for some reason.
A photo of the Notting Hill Carnival parade crossing the Union Canal Bridge. Everyone dancing and having a good time in carnival costumes.
August 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Seven on the list because Half Life and Pirates were gifts to other people. My Steam account is from 2004, but I think it took a while for the store to open, and back then I still bought a lot of my games as DVDs. Still feels like the list should go older! When did the "store" part of Steam open?
A screenshot showing old steam purchases. Max Payne, Team Fortress 2, Titan Quest Gold, Stalker, Sid Meier's Pirates!, Half Life and Audiosurf.
August 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Ban this sick filth.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article on tits (the birds)
August 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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I just finished reading A Canticle For Leibowitz. I forgot how good a bit of heavy handed and righteous despair could be.
When the world was in darkness and wretchedness, it could believe in perfection and yearn for it. But when the world became bright with reason and riches, it began to sense the narrowness of the needle's eye, and that rankled for a world no longer willing to believe or yearn. Well, they were going to destroy it again, were they - this garden Earth, civilized and knowing, to be torn apart again that man might hope again in wretched darkness.
August 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Helping me with what exactly? If it's the smartest person I know surely I am redundant and my time would be better spent farting in a bog as my ancestors did.
August 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Every time I see distressed leather i hear the blast beats and the growls.
A screenshot from a Reddit thread. There is a picture of a leather headrest with inticrate cracks around the lower half. The user asks "does any one know which heavy metal band this is?"
July 31, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Comics for me probably started with the Beano and Sonic The Comic. But for DC it was Batman Dark City #3 found at a car boot sale. I knew Batman from the cartoons but the comic was so labyrinthian. Marvel I didn't start until Mark Waid's Daredevil (tpb)! Paolo Rivera cover alone pulled me in.
The cover for issue 3 of Batman Dark City. Featuring Batman standing before a shadowy Riddler and a demon. The cover for Mark Waid's Daredevil by Paolo Rivera. Showing Daredevil leaping through a world formed of descriptive words.
July 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Well, my main Discord is still a free place to exchange erotica. Take that, UK government.

Shame it's mostly about organising video game groups.
A screenshot from Discord. I get away with writing two naughty words and Kier Starmer can't do a damn thing to stop me.
July 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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"What's the weather going to be like on Monday?"

"Yes"
July 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Alba: A Wildlife Adventure. You play as a girl exploring and taking photos of animals and wildlife. It's aimed at a younger audience and has very simple controls and no danger. Also: Mika and The Witch's Mountain. Which is more "game-y" but is very exploration and movement focused.
A screenshot from Alba: A Wildlife Adventure showing the player character exploring a picturesque Mediterranean town A screenshot from Mika and The Witch's Mountain showing the player character in a fantasy environment by the sea
July 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Delayed several times, but I'm finally here. Going to get sad and angsty again.
A sign at a Bright Eyes concert saying "You are now at a Bright Eyes concert"
June 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Finally got around to reading The Power Fantasy TPB that's been sitting in my reading pile for a few weeks. Incredible! Highly recommended.
The cover art for The Power Fantasy vol 1.
June 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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"The other Yautja are afraid of me. They think I am unstable."
A screenshot of the WW2 era predator from the recent animated film "Predator: Killer of Killers".
June 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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A screenshot from The Big Short. Steve Carrel's character, Mark Baum, is on the phone saying "Hey, there's a bubble"
June 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Ah yes. The British Army are known for using bullets 1/10 the speed of regular bullets. It's about time we caught up, by jingo!
A Guardian headline: Defence review plans will make army ‘10 times more lethal’, says John Healey"
June 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM