CGI Bear Grylls
@cgibeargrylls.bsky.social
Licensed dianetics auditor. Sr. Lethality Systems Engineer @ Lockheed Martin. Volunteer at the Kim Il Sung Research Institute.
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August 29, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Gopuff is really hitting below the belt with this one
August 20, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Gopuff is really hitting below the belt with this one
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"hey boss, which side of the E does the apostrophe go on?"
August 19, 2023 at 11:35 PM
"hey boss, which side of the E does the apostrophe go on?"
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yeah, well I'm built different*
*worse
*worse
August 18, 2023 at 10:32 AM
yeah, well I'm built different*
*worse
*worse
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🎵NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP,
AND SHE'S:
AND SHE'S:
August 18, 2023 at 2:25 AM
🎵NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP,
AND SHE'S:
AND SHE'S:
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It's good to have a reminder that it was only a couple decades ago that media outlets would publish "ex-gay" movement nonsense as front page stories. It puts the current obsession with "detransitioners" in perspective. It's the same panic, same tactic.
August 17, 2023 at 11:36 PM
It's good to have a reminder that it was only a couple decades ago that media outlets would publish "ex-gay" movement nonsense as front page stories. It puts the current obsession with "detransitioners" in perspective. It's the same panic, same tactic.
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honestly the best joke in barbie
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August 17, 2023 at 2:36 PM
honestly the best joke in barbie
instagram.com/p/Cv-ZNWIAgDL
instagram.com/p/Cv-ZNWIAgDL
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you never see pt cruisers anymore. presumably due to Wokeness
August 15, 2023 at 11:43 PM
you never see pt cruisers anymore. presumably due to Wokeness
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when dad has a bag of freeze-dried minnows
August 14, 2023 at 5:47 AM
when dad has a bag of freeze-dried minnows
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how is quebec a real place
August 13, 2023 at 3:10 PM
how is quebec a real place
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artist rendition of my DM coming up with a new guy who sucks and is annoying
August 11, 2023 at 4:05 PM
artist rendition of my DM coming up with a new guy who sucks and is annoying
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I haven’t been on twitter in weeks and I’m noticing little differences in my cognition. Like when my friend suggested we go to Hawaii for our 40th bdays I didn’t even think about how dozens of ppl would believe she is a ghoul for wanting to do Hawaii tourism
August 13, 2023 at 5:52 AM
I haven’t been on twitter in weeks and I’m noticing little differences in my cognition. Like when my friend suggested we go to Hawaii for our 40th bdays I didn’t even think about how dozens of ppl would believe she is a ghoul for wanting to do Hawaii tourism
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Kelvin Gemstones: Keefe, you're my best friend
Keefe:
Keefe:
August 13, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Kelvin Gemstones: Keefe, you're my best friend
Keefe:
Keefe:
Saw this little doofus at the cat cafe today, immediately put in an application for adoption. If we get him, we will name him Perseus.
August 12, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Saw this little doofus at the cat cafe today, immediately put in an application for adoption. If we get him, we will name him Perseus.
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i heard his voice
but i had no choice
cause they had to clean my tooths
but i had no choice
cause they had to clean my tooths
they’re playing james blunt beautiful in this waiting room why is my dentist hate criming me
August 9, 2023 at 1:08 PM
i heard his voice
but i had no choice
cause they had to clean my tooths
but i had no choice
cause they had to clean my tooths
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Europe really ruined american breakfast for me. Continental breakfast is way better: a cappuccino, some bread and jam, maybe a pastry. Bacon and eggs could never be that good.
August 7, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Europe really ruined american breakfast for me. Continental breakfast is way better: a cappuccino, some bread and jam, maybe a pastry. Bacon and eggs could never be that good.
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