Chris Groves
banner
cgcmh1.bsky.social
Chris Groves
@cgcmh1.bsky.social
Bobcat (OU MBA), Buckeye (OSU Marketing), Cat Dad. Bloo Alumni and Board Member.
Reposted by Chris Groves
30 minutes until Supreme Court decisions and oral arguments.
May 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
April 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Chris Groves
April 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by Chris Groves
Patrick Schwarzenegger Worried ‘White Lotus’ Role Will Typecast Him As Hand Job Recipient
theonion.com/patrick...
April 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
They are snatching people off the street and sending them away to brutal prisons in foreign lands with zero due process - and they won't even bring them back when they realize a mistake was made.

That's frightening stuff for any American who actually loves their country.

#StopTrumpsTerror
April 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Reposted by Chris Groves
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
Just because it’s satire, doesn’t mean it’s not true.
April 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Got all of my drum corps travel accommodations booked for the summer.
a man in a black jacket and hat says i am never going to financially recover from this
ALT: a man in a black jacket and hat says i am never going to financially recover from this
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
Too many Democrats come prepared to play a polite game of badminton, while Republicans are more than happy to play mixed martial arts. That’s got to change.
December 2, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
I’m sure Canadians have to be a little baffled that Trump is complaining about drugs coming INTO this country from THEM, and threatening them because America’s drug issues are supposedly caused by Canadian traffickers.

Good thing there are no drugs going into Canada from us.
November 26, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Reposted by Chris Groves
‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey
theonion.com/youre-the-bo...
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
Me too
November 24, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
One of the things I still don’t understand is how these tech bros can be pro-technology and anti science.
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by Chris Groves
(120 minutes into the film 'A Clockwork Orange')

*whispering to my date*

wow, really saving the orange reveal for the end, I guess, the suspense is killing me, I'm sure it's gonna be epic, though
November 22, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
November 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
These Trump Cabinet nominations. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people
November 21, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Reposted by Chris Groves
BREAKING:

House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Chris Groves
This incredible woman has more courage than any Republican member of Congress. Representative-Elect Sarah McBride responds to the pathetic transgender bathroom ban just announced by the coward Mike Johnson.
November 20, 2024 at 9:08 PM