I can't wait for this to be the reason i get banned on twitter

Based Hellboy.

It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.

i like being an artist because i have a lot of stupid ideas. then i can turn them into reality and inflict them on everyone else

She wants to chase my garden squirrels so bad right now.

Just things I've created this year, so far

Well, that's it folks. See you on the Little Red Book (Red Note).

Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers."

Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.

Carnival Spirit gave us the best vacation. Can't wait for my neck screws (next cruise)!