Chick Fil A Society
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Chick Fil A Society
@cfasociety.bsky.social
If you're considering a democratic candidacy that doesn't include Nuremberg trials for this shit, sit the next cycle out
Floridians are taking pictures of themselves next to the sign for their new death camp

As I've said before, giving this concentration camp a cutesy name is reprehensible
July 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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when i buy whiskey from the ABC store, that's like the soviet union, to me.
June 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I know the movie Idiocracy has its issues, but I can't stop my brain from yelling IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!! literally every time I see the word "electrolytes" (and will almost certainly keep doing it for the rest of my life)
June 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Do we think Steve Cohn will call Nathan back if it comes out that the India Airlines pilot was banned on every dating app for no reason, or never talked to their first mate before take off?
June 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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gonna get really into Burn Notice, I think. writing Burn Notice expanded universe fanfic. going up to strangers "sorry to interrupt but have you guys seen Burn Notice?" smiling serenely as they return to their pool game. I've left a napkin that says "Burn Notice" beneath the seven ball
July 4, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.
July 8, 2023 at 12:50 PM
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wheres pepsi. why cant i talk to doritos and arbys on here. where is the personification of netflix, the streaming service. i want to pass the digital blunt to steakums right FUCKING now
July 7, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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I have eight different text based social media apps Bob. Eight!!
July 6, 2023 at 2:55 PM