lucian 💤
@ceruleanspruce.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ an overgrown muppet || he him or they them || 28 || montana
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Signal usernames are live! Update the Signal app, make a username, put it in your bio, and boom: you now have Bluesky encrypted DMs
My latest: Signal’s new usernames help keep the cops out of your messages theintercept.com/2024/03/04/s...
Signal’s New Usernames Help Keep the Cops Out of Your Messages
Ephemeral usernames instead of phone numbers safeguard privacy — and makes the Signal messenger app even harder to subpoena.
theintercept.com
March 5, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Signal usernames are live! Update the Signal app, make a username, put it in your bio, and boom: you now have Bluesky encrypted DMs
do you guys like my alarm clock she's really loud
February 5, 2024 at 2:11 AM
do you guys like my alarm clock she's really loud
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Secret Panel HERE 🤷♀️ tapas.io/episode/2152422
January 10, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Secret Panel HERE 🤷♀️ tapas.io/episode/2152422
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Any sting has completely gone from Chappelle's "edgy" comedy. It's like when a record gets to the end and it just keeps skipping back over the last few bars.
Here's Assigned's Friday columnist on Dave Chappelle's latest, and lamest, special yet.
Here's Assigned's Friday columnist on Dave Chappelle's latest, and lamest, special yet.
I Would Like to Invite Dave Chappelle to Quit — Assigned
Dave Chappelle made his name, first and foremost, for being funny. The
comedy has not survived his transformation into a transphobic crank.
www.assignedmedia.org
January 5, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Any sting has completely gone from Chappelle's "edgy" comedy. It's like when a record gets to the end and it just keeps skipping back over the last few bars.
Here's Assigned's Friday columnist on Dave Chappelle's latest, and lamest, special yet.
Here's Assigned's Friday columnist on Dave Chappelle's latest, and lamest, special yet.
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hi, look at my cat
December 4, 2023 at 4:36 AM
hi, look at my cat
yeah hi I quit the job that was making me actively su*cidal, which is good for my mental health and bad for our finances. if you have room in your heart and wallet to send us a buck or two we'd be very grateful
Hellooooo things are Bad Financially at the moment, my job decided to close for the holiday so I'll be missing 16 hours of work which is. A Lot.
If you want to throw a couple bucks my way to help me pay rent in exchange for fic or art, here's my ko-fi ko-fi.com/jakobslock
If you want to throw a couple bucks my way to help me pay rent in exchange for fic or art, here's my ko-fi ko-fi.com/jakobslock
Buy Ren Farrell a Coffee. ko-fi.com/jakobslock
Support me on Ko-Fi!
ko-fi.com
November 21, 2023 at 5:04 PM
yeah hi I quit the job that was making me actively su*cidal, which is good for my mental health and bad for our finances. if you have room in your heart and wallet to send us a buck or two we'd be very grateful
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By Karel Čapek:
November 18, 2023 at 5:24 PM
By Karel Čapek:
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A thousand years ago this Chinese gentleman went from pragmatic cat employer to doting cat slave with no regrets.
November 18, 2023 at 8:20 AM
A thousand years ago this Chinese gentleman went from pragmatic cat employer to doting cat slave with no regrets.
every morning i wake up and my cat yells at me
November 18, 2023 at 3:48 PM
every morning i wake up and my cat yells at me
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reading about other people's relationships stresses me out sometimes. like not to brag or anything but my partner and i have been together for 9 years and change and have never had a screaming match fight. or really a fight at all. the secret? communicate and don't be a jackass
October 25, 2023 at 12:21 PM
reading about other people's relationships stresses me out sometimes. like not to brag or anything but my partner and i have been together for 9 years and change and have never had a screaming match fight. or really a fight at all. the secret? communicate and don't be a jackass
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In four days we could be seeing a Speaker nominee every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes.
Mr. President, we should witness a Double Event within seven days.
Mr. President, we should witness a Double Event within seven days.
Tom Emmer drops out of race for speaker
October 24, 2023 at 8:31 PM
In four days we could be seeing a Speaker nominee every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes.
Mr. President, we should witness a Double Event within seven days.
Mr. President, we should witness a Double Event within seven days.
the working for a corporation idiot shuffle: you ask your boss to tell you when you can bring an employee in more. you do this once a month or so for nine months. you hear back "they're reviewing hours!" "you don't have FTEs!" "just hang on a little longer!" "let's talk about that in your 1:1."
October 24, 2023 at 8:21 PM
the working for a corporation idiot shuffle: you ask your boss to tell you when you can bring an employee in more. you do this once a month or so for nine months. you hear back "they're reviewing hours!" "you don't have FTEs!" "just hang on a little longer!" "let's talk about that in your 1:1."
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Dog pics work too.
October 24, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Dog pics work too.
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Took me 16 years of liking the book and 9 years of being a legal adult to finally get a good omens tattoo but hey we got there eventually! Aziraphale my best friend Aziraphale
October 18, 2023 at 6:43 PM
Took me 16 years of liking the book and 9 years of being a legal adult to finally get a good omens tattoo but hey we got there eventually! Aziraphale my best friend Aziraphale
please look at my cat bagel bite
October 18, 2023 at 11:40 PM
please look at my cat bagel bite
TO GO HOME
October 18, 2023 at 12:34 PM
TO GO HOME
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you can send the average f150 owner into a homicidal rage by simply driving the speed limit through a residential area
October 17, 2023 at 8:11 PM
you can send the average f150 owner into a homicidal rage by simply driving the speed limit through a residential area