Caitlin McGuire
@cemiggy.bsky.social
Library enthusiast and unskilled crafter. Opinionated mom. APN tutor in MKE. I gave myself bangs on November 6th and I don't regret it.
Working on an intricate miniature project detailing chthonic mythology for a diorama competition and watching Junior Taskmaster with my son.
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Working on an intricate miniature project detailing chthonic mythology for a diorama competition and watching Junior Taskmaster with my son.
Asked my professor when I get to do more homework; never beating the Eleanor Shellstrop allegations.
December 18, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Asked my professor when I get to do more homework; never beating the Eleanor Shellstrop allegations.
My sister in law does not like advice but is pregnant and I was a Covid mom who had to do it on my own so I'm making a tiny book of advice on a notebook I made with my son's art as a Trojan horse. I should regret this but I am an oldest daughter and I can't help how I was made.
December 9, 2024 at 3:49 AM
My sister in law does not like advice but is pregnant and I was a Covid mom who had to do it on my own so I'm making a tiny book of advice on a notebook I made with my son's art as a Trojan horse. I should regret this but I am an oldest daughter and I can't help how I was made.
My son declared that bats are a Christmas thing when he was two. I think we're taking it too far or maybe we're taking it exactly as far as we should go.
December 2, 2024 at 8:42 PM
My son declared that bats are a Christmas thing when he was two. I think we're taking it too far or maybe we're taking it exactly as far as we should go.
As a Weird Girl Who Makes Everything Harder, I want to personalize this cheugy Christmas decoration. Maybe a line from my favorite Christmas song? "Did I make you cry on Christmas Day? Well, you deserved it." Or "Please don't play 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' Like, it's blatantly offensive."
November 26, 2024 at 1:59 PM
As a Weird Girl Who Makes Everything Harder, I want to personalize this cheugy Christmas decoration. Maybe a line from my favorite Christmas song? "Did I make you cry on Christmas Day? Well, you deserved it." Or "Please don't play 'Do They Know It's Christmas?' Like, it's blatantly offensive."
I bought an absolutely massive square table at Restore this week and it's way too big for the space it occupies but I would be lying to you if I didn't say that this big boy has brought me the most joy I've felt since November 4.
November 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I bought an absolutely massive square table at Restore this week and it's way too big for the space it occupies but I would be lying to you if I didn't say that this big boy has brought me the most joy I've felt since November 4.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that having kids makes you humble; my four year old said we need to buy this VHS copy of The Terminal because "you were in it! Look, that's you on the side!!" I am not Catherine Zeta Jones nor am I humbled. I am, however, the owner of this VHS copy of The Terminal now.
November 23, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that having kids makes you humble; my four year old said we need to buy this VHS copy of The Terminal because "you were in it! Look, that's you on the side!!" I am not Catherine Zeta Jones nor am I humbled. I am, however, the owner of this VHS copy of The Terminal now.
Woman on the A Train (Paris, 10.27.24)
November 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Woman on the A Train (Paris, 10.27.24)
I was talking about the 1997 performance of Silver Springs again and my husband asked me if I felt like it was resonating more than usual because LB is making direct eye contact with SN, as though he is accepting culpability for his misdeeds, and maybe I feel like I haven't seen men do that lately.
November 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I was talking about the 1997 performance of Silver Springs again and my husband asked me if I felt like it was resonating more than usual because LB is making direct eye contact with SN, as though he is accepting culpability for his misdeeds, and maybe I feel like I haven't seen men do that lately.
I got to go to Paris for free because my husband was invited to give a talk and I spent the whole trip making bad art on journals my son and I made from his discarded paintings. 10/10 never using normal paper again. (10.25.24)
November 16, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I got to go to Paris for free because my husband was invited to give a talk and I spent the whole trip making bad art on journals my son and I made from his discarded paintings. 10/10 never using normal paper again. (10.25.24)
Reorganizing my collage/journal Rolodex and found this one from a more hopeful time (7.23.24)
November 16, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Reorganizing my collage/journal Rolodex and found this one from a more hopeful time (7.23.24)
The library hates to see me coming (no, they really do, I genuinely think one librarian in particular hates me because I pounce on the zoo pass the moment it's on the shelf).
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
The library hates to see me coming (no, they really do, I genuinely think one librarian in particular hates me because I pounce on the zoo pass the moment it's on the shelf).
Collage 11.14.24
November 15, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Collage 11.14.24