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Kelly Monson
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Whyyyyyyyyy didn't I know about Martin Parr when he was alive? I am obsessed now
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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The first American pope has received a papal lawn mower for use around the Vatican Gardens.
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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ah the bicycle, the computer for the body
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Stranger Things is proof that slop existed long before AI
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Time really do be a flat circle
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The LLM bubble specifically will pop but AI is here for good
There is no way to deny that AI has use cases when it is discovering new mines, creating new diagnostic tools, pushing drug discovery forward, building new weapons systems, transforming factories, and creating new financial systems. Plus transforming the energy grid with nuclear power.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Stealth tech startup affiliated with a Pentecostal megachurch using their recordings of holy glossolalia to train an LLM that speaks the language of angels, as derived from a sea of ecstatic parishioners speaking in tongues.

They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Even ChatGPT itself agrees
The arrival of fascism in San Francisco isn't an invasion.
It’s a homecoming—a nightmare scaled by venture capital.
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the terror of your new baby being a girl is the possibility of whatever name you choose being the name that some wretched startup gives their AI agent
October 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I am the most charismatic driver on the road. Everybody loves my attitude
August 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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YOUR NEW FAVORITE
IS HE TRY OU
MCCISPESTPS
May 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
telling my kids that the tooth fairy's job is to leave teeth under your pillow
May 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I have a Ph.D in Interdisciplinary Studies
April 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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You wouldn't download a computer
April 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey this feels very stupid to me
April 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The world’s richest people added $304 billion to their combined net worth, the largest one-day gain in the history of the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, after Trump pledged to pause tariffs for some countries
April 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Does this mean that computers are for women again now that software is no longer cool?
April 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god
April 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Drunkenly pissing in the alleyway of the sovereign city of Praxis
April 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i can't wait for the IRS to audit my shit with AI
April 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Only cried once while filing taxes this year 😂👍🇺🇸🛩️🇬🇧⚰️🔥
April 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Why are most light fixtures ugly? How did this happen? Show me a single wall sconce that doesn’t suck
April 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
they should put a Charging Bear statue on Wall Street behind the Fearless Girl
April 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Using Pinterest to look at home renovation inspiration is such a disaster. 90% of everything on it is AI. Why are the tiles all different lengths. Why is there a hybrid vase / detergent bottle. Why is the bathtub in the middle of the bedroom
March 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
every white woman except me is wearing those little mini gold hoop earrings. I Will Not Comply
March 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM