Celeste Horgan
@celestehorgan.bsky.social
I feel like I'm about to cough my right eyeball out of its socket
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I feel like I'm about to cough my right eyeball out of its socket
So it's kind of impractical bc I have nowhere to put it rn but what if I rebuilt my PC just to Feel Something
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So it's kind of impractical bc I have nowhere to put it rn but what if I rebuilt my PC just to Feel Something
Of all the countries I've lived in the UK might take the cake for "most frustrating country to access healthcare in"
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Of all the countries I've lived in the UK might take the cake for "most frustrating country to access healthcare in"
Reposted by Celeste Horgan
Need to be based in the Bay Area due to frequent events that you’ll participate in.
Should have experience using tools like Claude Code, Cursor, etc and want to educate and share all of that with others!
Don’t need official experience as a Developer Advocate!
www.tigerdata.com/careers/5290...
Should have experience using tools like Claude Code, Cursor, etc and want to educate and share all of that with others!
Don’t need official experience as a Developer Advocate!
www.tigerdata.com/careers/5290...
Tiger Data is PostgreSQL++ for time series and event data
Cloud-native PostgreSQL engineered for powerful price-performance and speed at scale.
www.tigerdata.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Need to be based in the Bay Area due to frequent events that you’ll participate in.
Should have experience using tools like Claude Code, Cursor, etc and want to educate and share all of that with others!
Don’t need official experience as a Developer Advocate!
www.tigerdata.com/careers/5290...
Should have experience using tools like Claude Code, Cursor, etc and want to educate and share all of that with others!
Don’t need official experience as a Developer Advocate!
www.tigerdata.com/careers/5290...
I have been trying to cough up one (1) slug of mucus from my left lung for 3 days and that shit is so lodged in that idk what to do
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I have been trying to cough up one (1) slug of mucus from my left lung for 3 days and that shit is so lodged in that idk what to do
I love when your body stores up it's stress tears and releases them on a random Saturday
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I love when your body stores up it's stress tears and releases them on a random Saturday
I like my new job 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I like my new job 🥰
Reposted by Celeste Horgan
🖼️ David Ladmore
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
🖼️ David Ladmore
Social battery -100
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Social battery -100
Reposted by Celeste Horgan
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Blender Development Fund
Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.
fund.blender.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
HugOps to the Cloudflare folks
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
HugOps to the Cloudflare folks
I HAVE HOME INTERNET 😭
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I HAVE HOME INTERNET 😭
Well I just accidentally bought tickers for something in London during FOSDEM weekend 🤦♀️
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Well I just accidentally bought tickers for something in London during FOSDEM weekend 🤦♀️
Reposted by Celeste Horgan
Reposted by Celeste Horgan
Now, what's really interesting is: life scripts affect this. Milestones which mark expected phases of one's life: graduations and first jobs, marriages and children, first home bought, retirement, etc.
All the things billionaires have ruthlessly strangled from society.
bsky.app/profile/pook...
All the things billionaires have ruthlessly strangled from society.
bsky.app/profile/pook...
An interesting concept in anthropology is liminality.
Liminality is just the temporal version of finding yourself in a liminal place. When you're right on the cusp of a life milestone, not quite before or after it.
Liminality is just the temporal version of finding yourself in a liminal place. When you're right on the cusp of a life milestone, not quite before or after it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Now, what's really interesting is: life scripts affect this. Milestones which mark expected phases of one's life: graduations and first jobs, marriages and children, first home bought, retirement, etc.
All the things billionaires have ruthlessly strangled from society.
bsky.app/profile/pook...
All the things billionaires have ruthlessly strangled from society.
bsky.app/profile/pook...
Alert alert: this Kafka meetup is in the prettiest most shimmery space themed office I've ever seen
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Alert alert: this Kafka meetup is in the prettiest most shimmery space themed office I've ever seen
Reposted by Celeste Horgan
📣 Have a PostgreSQL insight to share? The call for proposals (CFP) for POSETTE: An Event for POSETTE 2026 is OPEN! 🎉
* Free & virtual
* June 16–18, 2026
* Organized by the #PostgreSQL team at Microsoft
Submit by Feb 1, 2026 → posetteconf.com/2026/cfp/
#PosetteConf #Postgres #CFP
* Free & virtual
* June 16–18, 2026
* Organized by the #PostgreSQL team at Microsoft
Submit by Feb 1, 2026 → posetteconf.com/2026/cfp/
#PosetteConf #Postgres #CFP
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
📣 Have a PostgreSQL insight to share? The call for proposals (CFP) for POSETTE: An Event for POSETTE 2026 is OPEN! 🎉
* Free & virtual
* June 16–18, 2026
* Organized by the #PostgreSQL team at Microsoft
Submit by Feb 1, 2026 → posetteconf.com/2026/cfp/
#PosetteConf #Postgres #CFP
* Free & virtual
* June 16–18, 2026
* Organized by the #PostgreSQL team at Microsoft
Submit by Feb 1, 2026 → posetteconf.com/2026/cfp/
#PosetteConf #Postgres #CFP
[technical writer hat on]
This is an extraordinarily well written deprecation post by @tabbysable.bsky.social! Super clear, provides the kind of high level detail an engineer needs to communicate this change to the higher ups (& why they might need to throw engineering resources at it ASAP), etc.
This is an extraordinarily well written deprecation post by @tabbysable.bsky.social! Super clear, provides the kind of high level detail an engineer needs to communicate this change to the higher ups (& why they might need to throw engineering resources at it ASAP), etc.
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
[technical writer hat on]
This is an extraordinarily well written deprecation post by @tabbysable.bsky.social! Super clear, provides the kind of high level detail an engineer needs to communicate this change to the higher ups (& why they might need to throw engineering resources at it ASAP), etc.
This is an extraordinarily well written deprecation post by @tabbysable.bsky.social! Super clear, provides the kind of high level detail an engineer needs to communicate this change to the higher ups (& why they might need to throw engineering resources at it ASAP), etc.
Reposted by Celeste Horgan
November 24, at 18:00 UTC, join for the longer version of Jeremy Schneider's and Leonardo Cecchi's #KubeCon talk "Quorum-Based Consistency for Cluster Changes with the CloudNativePG Operator", virtually: zoom-lfx.platform.linuxfoundation.org/meetings/clo... #PostgreSQL #Kubernetes #CNCF
LFX Meetings
zoom-lfx.platform.linuxfoundation.org
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
November 24, at 18:00 UTC, join for the longer version of Jeremy Schneider's and Leonardo Cecchi's #KubeCon talk "Quorum-Based Consistency for Cluster Changes with the CloudNativePG Operator", virtually: zoom-lfx.platform.linuxfoundation.org/meetings/clo... #PostgreSQL #Kubernetes #CNCF
"come to the office to chat with your coworkers" upwards of once a week I would like to murder my chatting coworkers
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
"come to the office to chat with your coworkers" upwards of once a week I would like to murder my chatting coworkers
Reposted by Celeste Horgan
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'm giving a talk at a meetup on Thursday and the building is called The Bower, and ngl I'm a little disappointed in how unromantic the building is
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I'm giving a talk at a meetup on Thursday and the building is called The Bower, and ngl I'm a little disappointed in how unromantic the building is
If you're at kubecon go visit the Snowflake booth! The snowflake booth has polar bear stickers, and my excellent colleagues @thedanicafine.bsky.social (on Tuesday tho) and Josh Reini!
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you're at kubecon go visit the Snowflake booth! The snowflake booth has polar bear stickers, and my excellent colleagues @thedanicafine.bsky.social (on Tuesday tho) and Josh Reini!
We're in it (the sun's just gone down before 5pm) everything is terrible
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We're in it (the sun's just gone down before 5pm) everything is terrible