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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
Headline from 2007
Prominent Democratic lawmakers and influencers are encouraging their fellow Democrats to embrace social media and online video to reach voters or risk being left behind.
Democrats face an 'extinction moment' as strategists push them onto new platforms
Prominent Democratic lawmakers and influencers are encouraging their fellow Democrats to embrace social media and online video to reach voters or risk being left behind.
n.pr
September 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Headline from 2007
"trump will rename the pentagon" is a perfect example of metonymy gone too far
September 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"trump will rename the pentagon" is a perfect example of metonymy gone too far
Don Draper's deepest secret is that he has a bad smile
August 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Don Draper's deepest secret is that he has a bad smile
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Columbia University Acting President Claire Shipman welcomed to Columbia College's graduation ceremony with sustained jeers and boos.
Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":
Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":
May 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Columbia University Acting President Claire Shipman welcomed to Columbia College's graduation ceremony with sustained jeers and boos.
Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":
Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":
If we all ran for the tomb of the unknown soldier at once those two guys wouldn't be able to stop us
March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If we all ran for the tomb of the unknown soldier at once those two guys wouldn't be able to stop us
I'll have a water. Left-handed cup please.
March 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'll have a water. Left-handed cup please.
Christianity would be the world's only religion by now if Jesus was a hot babe
February 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Christianity would be the world's only religion by now if Jesus was a hot babe
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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
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Beans are lowkey the move when... wh- Ah fuck. What's the fucking point anymore. (Angel on shoulder) You must post! People need humor now more than ever! (Devil on other shoulder) They're depending on you my little soldier. Be. Strong. (Me brimming with a warm confidence) when Farting is the vibe
February 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Beans are lowkey the move when... wh- Ah fuck. What's the fucking point anymore. (Angel on shoulder) You must post! People need humor now more than ever! (Devil on other shoulder) They're depending on you my little soldier. Be. Strong. (Me brimming with a warm confidence) when Farting is the vibe
Average Good Morning America viewer, watching Wolf Blitzer: "woah!! slow down there Einstein!"
February 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Average Good Morning America viewer, watching Wolf Blitzer: "woah!! slow down there Einstein!"
My political outlook now basically revolves around hoping the right lone wolves take action
February 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My political outlook now basically revolves around hoping the right lone wolves take action
It's ok to toss a few crumbs down the vent. It's a little treat for the house.
January 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's ok to toss a few crumbs down the vent. It's a little treat for the house.
3.5 letterboxd stars....the wretch's judgment
January 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
3.5 letterboxd stars....the wretch's judgment
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Don't know who needs to hear this but the killers are a mormon band. "Mr Bright side" is brigham young
January 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Don't know who needs to hear this but the killers are a mormon band. "Mr Bright side" is brigham young
Trump on Monday: "now everybody get your phones out..."
January 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Trump on Monday: "now everybody get your phones out..."
2026, 2028, 2029, 2030...just a few more toughies, then NYE glasses makers have it made in the shade
December 31, 2024 at 1:36 AM
2026, 2028, 2029, 2030...just a few more toughies, then NYE glasses makers have it made in the shade
There's a sponsor on WVXU right now called TransWorld and I think that's such a powerful concept. Trans RIGHTS! Trans WORLD!
December 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM
There's a sponsor on WVXU right now called TransWorld and I think that's such a powerful concept. Trans RIGHTS! Trans WORLD!
Christmas morning is a great time to open presents with your family
December 25, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Christmas morning is a great time to open presents with your family
I recommend a cup of coffee in the morning. It can really perk you up
December 23, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I recommend a cup of coffee in the morning. It can really perk you up
Peepaws love to buy giant new trucks four months before they die
December 22, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Peepaws love to buy giant new trucks four months before they die
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This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 AM
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰