carson
@ccress.bsky.social
husband to my beautiful wife
twitter refugee
into music, sports, reality tv and my cats
🎞️ 📷 🎧 🌴 ⚾️ 🎸
📍Los Angeles, CA
twitter refugee
into music, sports, reality tv and my cats
🎞️ 📷 🎧 🌴 ⚾️ 🎸
📍Los Angeles, CA
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
Can the Green Party’s little animal symbol please be these frogs?
Who do I have to talk to?
Who do I have to talk to?
October 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Can the Green Party’s little animal symbol please be these frogs?
Who do I have to talk to?
Who do I have to talk to?
advertise your account with a gif
August 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
advertise your account with a gif
these damn cookies are now my weakness.
what did I get myself into
what did I get myself into
have you guys had the sm’oreos?
they’re so good
they’re so good
August 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
these damn cookies are now my weakness.
what did I get myself into
what did I get myself into
some of my posts are authored from the toilet? I guess I could start clarifying which ones more often
I make boomer jokes on here but I need more real shit posters dang
August 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
some of my posts are authored from the toilet? I guess I could start clarifying which ones more often
just walked out side and saw this in the LA sky. space x blow up again?
July 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
just walked out side and saw this in the LA sky. space x blow up again?
have you guys had the sm’oreos?
they’re so good
they’re so good
July 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
have you guys had the sm’oreos?
they’re so good
they’re so good
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Justin Bieber’s new album is so good
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Justin Bieber’s new album is so good
Drake dropped a single and immediately Kendrick drops new music.
K dot will never let him have that top spot
K dot will never let him have that top spot
July 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Drake dropped a single and immediately Kendrick drops new music.
K dot will never let him have that top spot
K dot will never let him have that top spot
just walked up to my wife and her sister sitting out by the pool in my bathing suit asking if I could pull her for a chat.
for a whole 30 seconds I was on Love Island
#LoveIslandUSA
for a whole 30 seconds I was on Love Island
#LoveIslandUSA
June 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
just walked up to my wife and her sister sitting out by the pool in my bathing suit asking if I could pull her for a chat.
for a whole 30 seconds I was on Love Island
#LoveIslandUSA
for a whole 30 seconds I was on Love Island
#LoveIslandUSA
we’re cooked. Google is getting too advanced
June 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
we’re cooked. Google is getting too advanced
Amy Schumer on Love Island after sun was a bad decision.
After she said she can’t trust Nic, I can’t trust her (I have never trusted her)
#LoveIslandUSA
After she said she can’t trust Nic, I can’t trust her (I have never trusted her)
#LoveIslandUSA
June 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Amy Schumer on Love Island after sun was a bad decision.
After she said she can’t trust Nic, I can’t trust her (I have never trusted her)
#LoveIslandUSA
After she said she can’t trust Nic, I can’t trust her (I have never trusted her)
#LoveIslandUSA
June 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
someone please help me understand why the villa voted this way… #LoveIslandUSA
June 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
someone please help me understand why the villa voted this way… #LoveIslandUSA
someone ripped our “anti Elon Tesla club” sticker off our car…
who tf would do that other than Elon himself?
who tf would do that other than Elon himself?
June 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
someone ripped our “anti Elon Tesla club” sticker off our car…
who tf would do that other than Elon himself?
who tf would do that other than Elon himself?
Everyone who used the Manchild Sabrina Carpenter song over an edit of Nic from love island needs to apologize rn.
He and Ace are clocked in on the villa situations #LoveIslandUSA
He and Ace are clocked in on the villa situations #LoveIslandUSA
June 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Everyone who used the Manchild Sabrina Carpenter song over an edit of Nic from love island needs to apologize rn.
He and Ace are clocked in on the villa situations #LoveIslandUSA
He and Ace are clocked in on the villa situations #LoveIslandUSA
Huda on Love Island is so emotionally abusive. It’s dragging the entire Villa down.
She’s not open to finding any sort of love and her time has run short. Free Jeremiah! #loveisland
She’s not open to finding any sort of love and her time has run short. Free Jeremiah! #loveisland
June 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Huda on Love Island is so emotionally abusive. It’s dragging the entire Villa down.
She’s not open to finding any sort of love and her time has run short. Free Jeremiah! #loveisland
She’s not open to finding any sort of love and her time has run short. Free Jeremiah! #loveisland
can Fred Again.. please release Actual Life 4. just assuming it’s an album or going to be an album
June 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
can Fred Again.. please release Actual Life 4. just assuming it’s an album or going to be an album
MAGA at this point is a terrorist geoup
June 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
MAGA at this point is a terrorist geoup
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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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gm I got my big iced latte and my dead rat and an empty brain and a full heart
May 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
gm I got my big iced latte and my dead rat and an empty brain and a full heart