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Welcome. Welcome to Bluesky. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networks. I thought so much of Bluesky, that I elected to establish my account, here, in the protocol, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call Bluesky my home.

"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that.

It's public like property sales are public. You gotta go find the right filing cabinet at city hall

You can not make me call them skeets ❤️❤️❤️

Elon got so jealous of bluesky that he changed all of twitter to the hellthread experience, where you can only interact with it through notifications

When you say “hellsite” instead of twitter you sound like the kid I knew in middle school who wouldn’t say voldemort out loud in real life

breaking: twitter accidentally first tech megacorp to introduce actual digital wellness features

Very funny that Twitter refused to pay for its Google Cloud contract which lapsed yesterday but that’s only one of like four equally plausible theories for why Twitter is down

Cringe is dead, and I'm still grieving 😞

I tried to play off the Elon ruining twitter thing as being funny, "let it burn" etc but it actually just fucking sucks and is sad. pre-Musk twitter was garbage but it was our garbage