Bard: Wait! Before you attack—what are you getting paid?
Goblin: A sp a week.
Bard: You know minimum wage in these parts is 1 gp a day, right?
Goblin: What?!
Bard: Yep. We’re gonna kill your boss anyways, so—
Goblin: Down the hall and to the left.
#DnD
Bard: Wait! Before you attack—what are you getting paid?
Goblin: A sp a week.
Bard: You know minimum wage in these parts is 1 gp a day, right?
Goblin: What?!
Bard: Yep. We’re gonna kill your boss anyways, so—
Goblin: Down the hall and to the left.
#DnD