RFKjr: As far as measles go we've been seeing great results from drinking your own urine while holding a gem that corresponds to your birth month and then walking widdershins around a red oak with a cockerel buried at its base

Get ready for spikes and deaths from polio, measles, mumps, and all the rest now that Brain Worm is in charge of the country’s health.

Also, he’s planning to ban food dyes. A good idea, obviously, but we should expect food prices go up even more.

Elections have consequences.

My Mom bought me a chime mantle clock for my college graduation. After 28 years and eight moves, it died and I need to replace it. This is the new one.

I think Mom would be pleased with the replacement.

To begin your day. Breathe.

all proposed legislation these days is effectively “the laws we already have but this time we really really mean it you guys”

Being 29 in this political climate is like being a rat in the 14th century, but you're one of the ones that isn't carrying the plague.

Sometimes, when life doesn't go your way, you remember that this is waiting for you right outside.