Cayce
@cayce-fakename.bsky.social
Ways I've given myself an asthma attack:
- running away from mosquitoes
- hiding from my dog
And just now:
- chasing a chicken who forgot how to get under the covered run when it started raining really hard
- running away from mosquitoes
- hiding from my dog
And just now:
- chasing a chicken who forgot how to get under the covered run when it started raining really hard
August 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ways I've given myself an asthma attack:
- running away from mosquitoes
- hiding from my dog
And just now:
- chasing a chicken who forgot how to get under the covered run when it started raining really hard
- running away from mosquitoes
- hiding from my dog
And just now:
- chasing a chicken who forgot how to get under the covered run when it started raining really hard
Me: "I'm just going to have a coke, I think."
Richard: "you bought Cokes?"
"Yeah, diet Dr. B."
"RIGHT, Texan. Dr. Pepper."
We've been together, in Texas, for 10 years. You'd think he'd know by now.
Richard: "you bought Cokes?"
"Yeah, diet Dr. B."
"RIGHT, Texan. Dr. Pepper."
We've been together, in Texas, for 10 years. You'd think he'd know by now.
August 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Me: "I'm just going to have a coke, I think."
Richard: "you bought Cokes?"
"Yeah, diet Dr. B."
"RIGHT, Texan. Dr. Pepper."
We've been together, in Texas, for 10 years. You'd think he'd know by now.
Richard: "you bought Cokes?"
"Yeah, diet Dr. B."
"RIGHT, Texan. Dr. Pepper."
We've been together, in Texas, for 10 years. You'd think he'd know by now.
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
Spent quality time with your dogs by throwing this on TV.
youtu.be/xFgBgtRqJS4?...
youtu.be/xFgBgtRqJS4?...
EAS Alarms of Around the World (REAL ones ONLY)
YouTube video by Hector's Productions
youtu.be
June 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spent quality time with your dogs by throwing this on TV.
youtu.be/xFgBgtRqJS4?...
youtu.be/xFgBgtRqJS4?...
Cooking pro tip: while you wait for your watery sauce to cook down, dip some sourdough in it. Try not to drop the bread into the sauce, but it's a way to pass the time!
June 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Cooking pro tip: while you wait for your watery sauce to cook down, dip some sourdough in it. Try not to drop the bread into the sauce, but it's a way to pass the time!
How did a feather get into the bottom of my ac filter in the middle of my house
June 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How did a feather get into the bottom of my ac filter in the middle of my house
I say that I want to live somewhere that gets more rain, but we just had two days of storms blowing through, and I'm already cussing out these clouds for being too heavy. I just got cited for weeds, please stop watering them so I can mow 😭
June 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I say that I want to live somewhere that gets more rain, but we just had two days of storms blowing through, and I'm already cussing out these clouds for being too heavy. I just got cited for weeds, please stop watering them so I can mow 😭
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I'm watching brown clouds move in from the east, and I do NOT like that. Brown and clouds both come from the west.
May 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm watching brown clouds move in from the east, and I do NOT like that. Brown and clouds both come from the west.
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Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object xkcd.com/3084
May 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Unstoppable Force and Immovable Object xkcd.com/3084
Part of the magic of growing up is getting nostalgic, listening to some of the music you loved as a teen, and laughing about how much of a weird bastard the singer must have been.
May 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Part of the magic of growing up is getting nostalgic, listening to some of the music you loved as a teen, and laughing about how much of a weird bastard the singer must have been.
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“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
The HP books are drowning in racism, misogyny, fatphobia, and damn near every other form of bigotry imaginable. They are irredeemable. Even if your money doesn't go to Rowling, continuing to support the IP keeps that bigoted world alive and shows everyone how weak your values are.
May 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The HP books are drowning in racism, misogyny, fatphobia, and damn near every other form of bigotry imaginable. They are irredeemable. Even if your money doesn't go to Rowling, continuing to support the IP keeps that bigoted world alive and shows everyone how weak your values are.
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Hey everybody it's my 30th birthday today, it would be really cool if you shared my art and maybe read/bookmarked my bg3 comic on AO3!
archiveofourown.org/works/584026...
archiveofourown.org/works/584026...
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hey everybody it's my 30th birthday today, it would be really cool if you shared my art and maybe read/bookmarked my bg3 comic on AO3!
archiveofourown.org/works/584026...
archiveofourown.org/works/584026...
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Everyone recommending books for sinners, but not enough of yall recommendind Ours -- a generational story about a town founded by a conjure woman for freed Slaves to live divorced from the trauma of slavery and protected by her stern, otherworldly rule.
April 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Everyone recommending books for sinners, but not enough of yall recommendind Ours -- a generational story about a town founded by a conjure woman for freed Slaves to live divorced from the trauma of slavery and protected by her stern, otherworldly rule.
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“Our ICE officers are facing 300% increase in assaults while carrying out enforcement operations.”
April 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Our ICE officers are facing 300% increase in assaults while carrying out enforcement operations.”
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I really, earnestly do wish to understand the mind of the liberal who sees Bernie Sanders and AOC holding 20,000-person rallies in the middle of Idaho and concluding “the party yearns for Pete Buttigieg”
April 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I really, earnestly do wish to understand the mind of the liberal who sees Bernie Sanders and AOC holding 20,000-person rallies in the middle of Idaho and concluding “the party yearns for Pete Buttigieg”
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I've seen some people saying how "AI"-generated text is now as good as certain published authors, and honestly I think it's really brave for these folks to admit in public how poor their reading comprehension has to be
April 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I've seen some people saying how "AI"-generated text is now as good as certain published authors, and honestly I think it's really brave for these folks to admit in public how poor their reading comprehension has to be
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More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
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It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
Weird that smite and smitten are the same and wildly different words
April 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Weird that smite and smitten are the same and wildly different words
It is absolutely unreal that TAZ: Balance can start with a joke about getting horny from murder and also be so emotionally devastating that even thinking about certain scenes several years later will make me weepy.
April 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It is absolutely unreal that TAZ: Balance can start with a joke about getting horny from murder and also be so emotionally devastating that even thinking about certain scenes several years later will make me weepy.