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How did a feather get into the bottom of my ac filter in the middle of my house
From the corner of an air conditioning filter, red with west Texas dust, a curved feather sticks out, also red with dust.
June 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Part of the magic of growing up is getting nostalgic, listening to some of the music you loved as a teen, and laughing about how much of a weird bastard the singer must have been.
Screenshot of the lyrics from the song "Someday You Will Be Loved" by Death Can For Cutie. The lyrics read: But in the morning, I fled, left a note and it read "Someday, you will be loved"
May 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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I've been posting too many words. Here's a picture of Hank.
Hank, a large, reddish-brownish dog, sleeps on a couch with his two feet extended in front of him like a Superman pose. His face is slightly propped up in his right leg, mushing his loose skin up around his eye.
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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You know when someone REALLY overdoes something, then tries to make up for it by doing the same thing again, but less, but they're still doing less on top of overdoing it the first time?
Hank, a reddish-brownish bully mix, lays down on a patch of dirt. Behind him, the sky is dark and red from the presence of dust in the air again. It's not as severe as last week's dust storm, but it's still yet another dust storm less than a week after the big one.
March 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Guess who finished knitting AND sewed in their ends in the same sitting 😎
(I'm not gonna block it, though.)

Not bad for my first stranded colorwork.
A black and teal knitted cowl. The design is Dragon Tale Cowl by Hunt Hand Knits, and it depicts a dragon in flight with decorative elements above and below. I just noticed that I messed up a pretty visible stitch, but that just makes the cowl rustic.
March 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I found out that the only way to get pictures of the red sky during dust storms is to focus the picture on Hank, specifically.
A reddish brown long-haired bully mix sits on a bare patch of dirt, squinting into the wind. He sits in a dust storm, which tints everything with a muted red.
March 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Actual picture of Lubbock right now
Photo of a fox in a strong gust of wind, often associated with the meme "it fucken wimdy." The picture has been run through reddish sepia filters three times to convey the red clay dust currently airborne in West Texas due to the high winds.
March 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Good morning from Penny
A top-down view of a white German Shepherd mix laying on her back against a navy blanket with floral patterns. Her body curves off to the right, with her paws folded neatly in front of her. She looks at the camera with one comically large ear facing the camera and the other one folded back. Her closed mouth appears to smile.
March 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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why was this screenshot saved on my computer?? it's accurate, but why did i screenshot it?
Screenshot of a Facebook status, made by me, that says, "Petting Hank is spicy like eating kiwi."
March 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Kinda like this
Formerly famous alt-right dweeb Richard Spencer, right at the moment where an anonymous person's fist strikes his punchable face.
March 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Happy Caturday
Jack Smellington, a white cat with black spots on his head and ears, is caught at the peak of a particularly big yawn. Hank, a reddish-brownish long-haired bully mix, lays facing away from the camera.
March 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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"mother, why?"
Jack Smellington, a black and white (cow) cat, is wearing a gray thunder vest that is probably a size or two too small. He lays sideways on the floor with his legs facing away from the camera, looking awkward and sad. Jack Smellington, a black and white (cow) cat, is wearing a gray thunder vest that is probably a size or two too small. He is laying on the ground with his tail tucked between his legs, looking towards the person taking the pictures with an expression that looks dejected and betrayed.
February 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This one is Penny's best relaxing face.
A white dog lays on her back on a blue couch, with a man's hand petting her chest. Her body curls as it presses against the man's leg and the back of the couch. The wrist of her front left paw presses into her lip, lifting it to show her teeth in the world's goofiest snarl. Her right eye is barely visible as she looks at the camera. The top third of her eye is white sclera, giving her already absurd posture and expression an additional touch of mania.
February 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Penny is helping.
Penny, a white German Shepherd mix with a long muzzle, pink nose, and comically large ears, lazily rests her head on a crumbled mosaic crochet project, which is holding open a book of patterns.
February 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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This is genuinely the most compelling reason for me to watch the Super Bowl lol
A colorful, stylized graphic from Texas grocery store chain HEB promises "BIG NEWS" in a yellow, Western font, while the line below clarifies in yellow text, "coming during the big game." There's a yellow button underneath that says "Get in on it." Where this came from, this button leads to a 15 second video that clarifies nothing, so you're not missing much with just a screenshot.
February 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Please look at Hank.
Hank, a large reddish brown mutt, lays down on the floor, facing away from the camera. His back legs flop slightly onto his right side, but he twists his body so he can use the dog bed to his right as a pillow.
January 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This makes me feel better about being a house spouse. My husband does get frequent pet pics.
Penny, a white German Shepherd mix, lays curled up in a leather recliner. Her front foot wraps around her back foot, and her tail curls around the front of her. She looks at the person taking the picture with an expression resembling nonchalance, as though she knows that I was sitting there just a moment ago and would like to sit there again now.
January 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I accidentally woke up Smokey when I took this picture. 😢
Three chickens are cozied up on the ground for a midday nap. A fourth is also curled up, but her head is up and alert because I made a noise at the back door and woke her up.
January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I just realized that I should probably be using this app to talk about the most important things going on in my life. Specifically, sharing particularly melty pictures of Hank.
Hank, a large, reddish brown dog who looks like a Hank, lays down on a couch with his tail wrapped around him. His head is mostly propped up on the arm of the couch, mushing his face skin up to make him look kind of like a fluffy flounder
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Penny is, as always, having a chill and normal day.
Beneath two crossed legs is the rear half of Penny, a white German Shepherd mix, whose front half is underneath the photo-taker's chair. Penny's head, shaded by the chairs she's hiding under. She is panting with a stressed expression.
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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It's like she's telling me something.
Penny, a white German Shepherd mix, lays down in a leather recliner facing the camera. Her eyes and comically large ears are focused on the person holding the camera, and her posture is alert, as though she had just hopped into my chair to tell me that I wasn't sitting down, I was talking her out.
January 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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You may have seen Hank, but have you seen him with both of his ears inside-out?
Hank, a red/brown large dog with white paws, lays down in the middle of a couch, with one of the cushions propping up his jowl. His eyes look at the camera with sleepy boredom. Both of his ears are flopped back behind his head, with a small explosion of fur poking out of each one.
January 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Trying to stay cozy on this snowy day.
Penny, a white German Shepherd/sighthound mix, curls up in a leather recliner in front of an open window. She is curled so tightly that her nose rests where her thigh meets her belly, and her knee is pushing up her check.
January 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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It's harder to crochet while watching Arcane than while watching Dark or playing BG3. I only got one row done in three episodes, and each row is 25 stitches. Great show.
Seven rows of a mosaic crochet piece made with black and dusty pink yarn. It doesn't look like anything now, but it will eventually be a rectangular coaster that looks like a dusty pink rose on a black background.
January 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I saw the little again today. It perched even further away this time, so enjoy the terrible pics. 😅
A male American Kestrel sits on the very tip of a leafless pecan tree branch. From this side view, you can just make out its red back, blue head and wing, and white belly. It looks down at the ground, searching for prey. A male American Kestrel sits on the very tip of a leafless pecan tree branch. From this front view, you can mostly just see its white chest and blue head. It looks down at the ground, searching for prey.
December 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM