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Chris,
@cawhitworth.bsky.social
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In another life, I am an erudite, fascinating, witty, sexy libertine. As it stands, I am mainly a disappointment. Occasional pots. He/Him.

Also @cawhitworth@mastodon.online, formerly @cawhitworth on Twitter
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Oh fucking hell this is brilliant
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
cawhitworth.bsky.social
This is my take on Uncanny, basically. I’m firmly on Team Sceptic, except when it’s clearly actually a ghost, which is nearly always.
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
cawhitworth.bsky.social
Yes I know this can’t end well, that’s the point. Just let me knife up some goons before my inevitable tragic end, bro. Go hang out with your manly man friends in their masculine man fort for men and do work on yourself or whatever it is you do there, this onryō’s got some stabbing to do.
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Reposted by Chris,
fenrisgames.com
Internet shark meme. top: shark swimming "he doesn't know what the Internet is." bottom: shark chewing undersea cable "but he knows what it tastes like."
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Reposted by Chris,
levparikian.bsky.social
Great Italian composer Joe Green (Giuseppe Verdi)
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
cawhitworth.bsky.social
On telly!
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
cawhitworth.bsky.social
He said it! He said “cunt”!
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by Chris,
midnightpals.bsky.social
Shelley: FINALLY, someone understands my vision!
King: and what's your vision, mary?
Shelley: that frankenstein is super fuckable
King: the doctor or the monster?
Shelley: why not both?
del Toro: yeah, why not both?
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM